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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2019 18:00:01 GMT -5
It only took 5 minutes...
Any phrase with the words "Giant Sized" in it...
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Post by Chris on Apr 11, 2019 18:08:27 GMT -5
Ok, that one made me laugh out loud. Much respect, playa. |
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Post by Chris on Apr 11, 2019 23:47:58 GMT -5
- It started out good but just became a drawn-out soap opera.
- I've got a fill-in this month.
- I got this one in a trade with the kid across the street.
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Post by foxley on Apr 12, 2019 0:49:36 GMT -5
"I really wanted the nude variant, but I couldn't afford it."
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Post by Chris on Apr 12, 2019 1:43:03 GMT -5
"Oh, yeah? Well, mine's autographed by Frank Cho!"  Ok, I guess one person out there can say that about their comics and their significant other... |
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Post by Chris on Apr 15, 2019 1:21:57 GMT -5
It's April 15th, and you know what that means....
WORST EXCUSES TO GIVE TO THE IRS
"Don't I only have to pay taxes during Leap Year?"
"I ran out of money after going to Vegas."
"I ran out of money after bribing my Congressman."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2019 1:33:20 GMT -5
I'm still under audit.
Didn't I already pay them last year?
I couldn't afford to buy a calendar after paying my taxes last year, so I didn't know the deadline was here.
-M
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Post by Chris on Apr 15, 2019 1:38:27 GMT -5
I couldn't afford to buy a calendar after paying my taxes last year, so I didn't know the deadline was here. -M Truth in humor. |
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Apr 15, 2019 5:02:13 GMT -5
“Not paying federal taxes makes me smart”.
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Post by EdoBosnar on Apr 15, 2019 5:32:45 GMT -5
“Not paying federal taxes makes me smart”. ...and I think we already have a winner... |
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Post by foxley on Apr 15, 2019 7:45:44 GMT -5
"No thanks. I'll just get an Uber... What? Oh, I thought you said 'taxis'."
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Post by Rob Allen on Apr 15, 2019 11:27:49 GMT -5
"After last year I unsubscribed from your service."
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Post by Icctrombone on Apr 15, 2019 12:34:18 GMT -5
I got advice from Wesley Snipes.
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Post by thwhtguardian on Apr 15, 2019 20:54:45 GMT -5
I got advice from Wesley Snipes. Is that the same Snipes from the firm of Capone,Snipes, Nelson&Cage? Man, I thought they were legit. |
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Post by Chris on Apr 17, 2019 23:03:05 GMT -5
Things you don't want to hear at a job interview
- You'll be handling the books we don't show to the IRS.
- ...and for employees 55 and over, pants are optional!
- Your 15 years of accounting experience is very impressive. So, how are you with a toilet brush?
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