Adventures of Superman #489 (April 1992)
"Panic in the Sky Epilogue: Hail the Conquering Heroes"
Script: Jerry Ordway
Pencils: Tom Grummett
Inks: Doug Hazlewood
Colors: Glenn Whitmore
Letters: Albert DeGuzman
Grade: B-
If last issue's falling action felt awkward, that's probably because there wasn't supposed to be any. Apparently, that issue was supposed to end with the climactic moment of Brainiac getting lobotomized and unleashing that metal orb thing that hasn't gotten explained yet
and the moments afterward were supposed to be told here, in the epilogue. Thus we get this moment at the start of this issue, in which Maxima is crying for Brainiac's blood:
which absolutely does not match the final subdued moment we had last issue:
Furthermore, Brainiac has apparently destroyed Maxima's home planet now:
when Almerac was very much alive just
two issues back:
It's truly frustrating to see an office once so remarkable for its coordination stumbling this badly. Clearly, the decision has been made by this point to move Maxima into Justice League, and her planet needs to be dead for that to happen (otherwise wouldn't she just return home?), except the entire reason Brainiac had been able to control her throughout this story was because she feared what he might due to her planet. If he was going to destroy it, we really needed to be shown that. Heck, it would have been a more believable reason for why Maxima suddenly turned on him late in the story.
Speaking of poor coordination, you've got to love how Superman doesn't hesitate to install a puppet government on Warworld without a second thought, instructing them to choose their leaders differently next time:
So I guess we're just going to ignore the lesson Superman learned from interfering with the regime of the terrorist nation of Qurac way back in
Adventures of Superman #427? It's not like the Superman office was still exploring the repercussions of that single event three years later or anything:
from Adventures of Superman #471.
Granted, the story above was written by Bill Messner-Loebs (fill-in writer), and Marv Wolfman (long gone by this point) was the one to originally write the Qurac episode and explore its aftermath, but Roger Stern (still very much one fourth of the Superman office) certainly revisited its implications during his Action Comics Weekly stretch:
from Action Comics Weekly #639Maybe the difference is that Warworld's leader was directly responsible for the threat against innocent people this time? Maybe the difference is that they're aliens and not an anaologue for a real-world nation, or maybe Ordway just didn't give a f**k.
Anyway, Dan Jurgens' words about this storyline weighed on me quite a bit as I read this final issue. Specifically his statement that:
"The story came about when I mentioned a problem Superman and most other super-hero books had. It seemed to me heroes consistently waited far too long before responding to threats. For example, a monster destroys half a city and then the hero responds...
Superman had been guilty of this for some time, always reacting rather than acting. It seemed to me that we could reestablish Superman as the preeminent hero in the DC pantheon if he would first recognize an approaching threat, and then gather an army of heroes to combat the threat before it got to Earth."
As
provided by chadwilliamOkay, so Superman is all about taking the fight to the hostile invader
before he comes to Earth, and you've got Orion, Lightray, and Metron right there, so why is he installing them as puppet governers on Warworld instead of saying, "Hey, why don't we take the fight to Darkseid next? After Legends a few years back, you know it's just a matter of time before he comes for Earth again, and I clearly no longer have any qualms with disrupting the internal politics of other nations/planets."
But I suppose that if you take Superman too far down the road of bringing the fight to the enemy before the enemy brings the fight to you, we're going to end up with something out of Frank Miller or Alan Moore; a super-powered bully just kicking enemy rulers' teeth in when they refuse to sign non-aggression pacts with Earth.
Anyway, it's clear that the main reason why this epilogue was needed was because the Superman Office needed to show Superman arriving at this conclusion
in order to justify him and Maxima joining the Justice League this same month:
Incidentally, I don't intend to include those stories in my reviews unless anyone here thinks they'll matter in terms of Superman continuity.However, I will admit that I was confused by this portion of Superman's speech:
What was going on with the League at this point? The comic was still hitting stands each month. I really should get back to my
Justice League in the Post-Crisis Era review thread sooner or later.
Beyond all this, we finally return to the Superman Office's default structure of exploring multiple character arcs at one time, with Matrix deciding to remain as Supergirl:
I am REALLY glad we moved away from the creepy idea of her wearing Draaga's body as a means of somehow honoring her deceased almost-lover.Jimmy Olsen's obnoxious story arc coming to an end with his return to the Daily Planet:
and Professor Hamilton randomly remembering that he forgot a critically important promise he made two frickin' years earlier:
Look, I get it. There was a short time in which George Perez was gone, and all the remaining writers were free to write whatever Superman stories they felt like writing, and then suddenly someone decided that they should start writing interconnected crossover after interconnected crossover. And then, when those were done, the last minute decision to create a 4th Superman title (as well as other factors that I strong suspect included the original plot for Time and Time Again becoming Armageddon 2001, requiring a whole new crossover to be planned at the last moment--but I won't get into all that again) created massive delays and last minute scrambling in 1991. So now that the big crossover for 1992 is concluded, Ordway is getting right back to that story. Fine. That makes sense, but couldn't we be shown that the professor had been working on fulfilling his promise all along and just not getting anywhere until now? It's deeply troubling to see a character we love be so absent-minded and blasé about another innocent character's fate.
Anyway, Ordway wastes no time in thrusting us into this new story arc that has nothing to do with Panic in the Sky. Parts are downright amusing in a way that only Ordway can make them
while others are so steeped in forgettable continuity from two full years (and 92 full issues!) earlier that even I barely know what the hell he's talking about:
I will say that it's a bit ironic, at the tail end of a story that so deliberately invoked both Crisis on Infinite Earths and Invasion by name, to meet a character named Flashpoint:
Important Details:1. Matrix decides to remain as Supergirl.
2. Brainiac has been lobotomized.
Minor Details:1. Orion and Lightray now rule Warworld, and Metron is in possession of Brainiac.
2. Stop trying to sell us on Deathstroke as a hero just because the fanboys love him:
He certainly had no qualms about repeatedly trying to kill a certain other green kid who was only a few years older than that.
3. Okay, so Luthor organizes a parade to celebrate Earth's victory against the invaders, and THEN the heroes come through the boomtube unexpectedly:
So how did Luthor know the invasion was over? How embarrassing would it have been if he organized a victory parade in the middle of a lull while Brainiac was warming up some huge death beam that was going to rip into Metropolis a few pages later?
4. the letters page is still adamantly insisting that Lex Luthor I is really and truly dead.
(as always, no spoilers on this one, please).
5. In fact, the letters page is a virtual treasure trove of minor details this time around. For example, I hadn't realized that we never ever saw Tiny Bubbles (Manheim's girlfriend)'s face:
6. And this little bit of trivia is somewhat disturbing:
So they branded her? Like, Superman owns that particular farm animal now? Why aren't they drawing an LL into
his curls? Up until now, I've been really impressed with the equality these writers have given to Clark and Lois's relationship, but this little detail really bothers me.