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Post by Prince Hal on Dec 30, 2016 15:54:08 GMT -5
Champagne smells like something one should scrub the floor with. There, I said it. Well, I've heard of floors you could eat off of. Why not floors you can drink off of? |
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Post by The Captain on Dec 30, 2016 17:25:56 GMT -5
Champagne smells like something one should scrub the floor with. There, I said it. Well, I've heard of floors you could eat off of. Why not floors you can drink off of? I usually wind up on the floor after drinking, not during. |
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Post by Lolatadatodo on Dec 30, 2016 17:42:03 GMT -5
This is me tonight. And probably tomorrow night, too.  I made a big dinner tonight, so I decided to let my food digest before I settle to read some comics. But I probably won't make it to the comics, would be my guess. Oops. |
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Post by Prince Hal on Dec 30, 2016 17:47:37 GMT -5
Well, I've heard of floors you could eat off of. Why not floors you can drink off of? I usually wind up on the floor after drinking, not during. This saves a step. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2016 17:48:36 GMT -5
Been around a lot of alcohol earlier....but only had a couple of these. I must be getting old.
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Post by Ish Kabbible on Dec 30, 2016 17:50:41 GMT -5
I plan to break 3 laws before the year is over. And you'll never catch me
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Post by thwhtguardian on Dec 30, 2016 17:53:02 GMT -5
I plan to break 3 laws before the year is over. And you'll never catch me Go for Newton's law of gravity first and the second two will be much easier to break. |
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Post by Ish Kabbible on Dec 30, 2016 18:25:40 GMT -5
I plan to break 3 laws before the year is over. And you'll never catch me Go for Newton's law of gravity first and the second two will be much easier to break. Is that according to the Law Of Averages? |
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Post by Icctrombone on Dec 30, 2016 18:29:19 GMT -5
Just break Murphy's law.
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Post by thwhtguardian on Dec 30, 2016 18:29:34 GMT -5
Go for Newton's law of gravity first and the second two will be much easier to break. Is that according to the Law Of Averages? Ah, I had forgotten that one. You're going to need to break that one before you can free yourself from gravity. So that's two down. |
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Post by Ish Kabbible on Dec 30, 2016 18:31:49 GMT -5
Is that according to the Law Of Averages? Ah, I had forgotten that one. You're going to need to break that one before you can free yourself from gravity. So that's two down. Unless I butt heads with the Law Of Diminishing Returns |
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Post by Ish Kabbible on Dec 30, 2016 18:33:24 GMT -5
I fought Murphy's Law.. and Murphy won |
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Post by Rob Allen on Dec 30, 2016 20:04:13 GMT -5
I haven't broken any laws, but I did break my New Year's resolutions already.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2016 22:13:31 GMT -5
I can eat KFC any time of the day, even if I'm on my death bed.
*just got a 16 piece bucket and feel like a million bucks*
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Post by Icctrombone on Dec 30, 2016 22:41:06 GMT -5
I can eat KFC any time of the day, even if I'm on my death bed. *just got a 16 piece bucket and feel like a million bucks* I love their fried chicken. I'm so glad that there isn't one near where I work or my home. I might eat there Breakfast, lunch and dinner. |
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