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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 13:24:07 GMT -5
I wear hoodies damn near every day in the "winter".
My hat situation is thatI have a purple Raptors hat that I wear (rarely) spring through "fall" and Whalers and Devils knit-hats that I alternate during the "winter".
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 13:27:57 GMT -5
So, not only do you wear the ghastly things (which all right-thinking humans outgrew circa age, I dunno, 5), but you actually use the word.
You're dead.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 13:29:14 GMT -5
May I have your street address, BTW?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 13:30:22 GMT -5
I probably own more hoodies than pairs of underwear.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 13:30:52 GMT -5
May I have your street address, BTW? As long as you bring your cats so that they may join my cats in devouring my corpse.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 13:33:39 GMT -5
I probably own more hoodies than pairs of underwear. You write very well for a 5-year-old, you cute little tyke you.
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Post by The Captain on Sept 10, 2014 13:41:01 GMT -5
I've got to step in here and defend mars, because of his wearing of a Whalers knit hat, but I'm a little concerned about your underpants-to-hoodie ratio, particularly since it skews more heavily to the outerwear. I'm just praying that your hoodie count is in the double digits, or else that's really disgusting.
However, my dear friend, I must ask about your Devils' hat. Was it a gift, did you lose a bet or is it something else, because there are no actual fans of that team?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 13:48:11 GMT -5
I got the Devils hat because it says Devils on it. I'm not much of a hockey fan. If I were I doubt I'd pick the Devils, though. I'd either go Blues (because I love the Cardinals), Flyers (because I love goonery) or Penguins (because they walk funny).
And I may have overstated my hoodie to underwear ratio.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 13:50:04 GMT -5
Wait ... are you saying you (a) wear your underwear on your head or (b) wear your hat(s) as underwear?
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Post by the4thpip on Sept 10, 2014 13:54:00 GMT -5
I have a sleeveless hoodie I wear over my running gear so I can cover my sweaty hair whenever we run so far that we run out of steam before we get home and gotta walk a stretch. Don't like getting that cold, clammy feeling on my head before I hit the showers. Edit: here it is.
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Post by adamwarlock2099 on Sept 10, 2014 13:54:46 GMT -5
I wear a baseball hat (usually sporting the logo of whatever company I am working for at the time) and my glasses, when my hair is long. Which it is now. When I get tired of it, and shave my head, I don't wear a cap. I use wear a fedora. I use to go to church too. Now I use neither. I think my glasses my fall into the category where Dan may have to come to Oklahoma too. But my wife picked them out, and she looks at me most of the time without cringing, so I have long hair, and maybe death worthy glasses cause it makes her happy.
I don't care for the following terms (many I don't understand) hoodies (I'm with you Dan), tween, twerk, and actually saying "OMG". I am also irritated at the abbreviation of words that are too short to abbreviate thereby solidifying my belief that the US culture breeds many citizens that are extremely lazy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 14:04:06 GMT -5
I feel for those that dislike the term hoodie, but I'm far too busy to be typing out/saying hooded sweatshirt.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 14:10:20 GMT -5
I feel for those that dislike the term hoodie, but I'm far too busy to be typing out/saying hooded sweatshirt. Yet another reason not to wear the horrible things.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 14:10:53 GMT -5
I don't care for the following terms (many I don't understand) hoodies (I'm with you Dan), tween, twerk, and actually saying "OMG". I am also irritated at the abbreviation of words that are too short to abbreviate thereby solidifying my belief that the US culture breeds many citizens that are extremely lazy. There is, by god, hope for Adam yet.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 14:11:56 GMT -5
If Dan B. lived north of the Mason-Dixon line he would be scrambling for a hat and a hoodie as soon as the seasons turned and it got actually you know cold outside But seeing as he is a magnificent southern bastard, he has no need of such trivialities or comprehension of the need for such. These are things for those cannot achieve the levels of magnificent southerness he has risen to. -M
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