Detective Comics #483 (MAY 1979)
Okay, so you've survived the DC Implosion and barely managed to save the ailing Detective Comics title by utterly uprooting the concept and content, but oops...we forgot it's the 40th Anniversary of Batman's first appearance in this title.
More than a little odd to be celebrating this immediately after deemphasizing Batman's presence in this title, but Levitz tries his best to put a positive spin on it, and hey, he remembered to acknowledge Bill Finger. So I have to give him respect for the effort.
And, if nothing else, this first story in this volume is a meaningful homage to the anniversary being celebrated...
Batman: "The Curse of Crime Alley"
Script: Denny O'Neil
Pencils: Don Newton
Inks: Dan Adkins
Colors: Adrienne Roy
Letters: Todd Klein
Editing: Julius Schwartz
Grade: C+
Denny O'Neil's follow-up to his groundbreaking "There's No Hope in Crime Alley" (Detective Comics #457) has Batman again visiting Crime Alley on the anniversary of his parents' death (and note this story is printed 24 months, or exactly two years, after that previous story). It was an important story two years earlier that lent so much to the Batman mythology, and yet there are still basic aspects of both stories that I struggle with. First, if it's common knowledge that Batman returns to Crime Alley on this night every year
How has no one yet pieced together that this was the same night as the double murder that transformed this street into "Crime Alley", and then gone on to suspect that maybe, just maybe, Batman is Bruce Wayne?
Secondly, why hasn't Batman cleaned up Crime Alley? Seems like that would be the ultimate way to avenge his parents death, but even the people he helps in this and the previous Crime Alley story are astonished that Batman isn't too busy to deal with low level crime like this. It seems like it would take Bruce two weeks of work as Batman and three boardroom meetings as Bruce Wayne to permanently transform Crime Alley.
As for the sequel itself. there isn't all that much to discuss. Batman stumbles upon a plot by crime boss Maxie Zeuss (this is his first appearance, by the way):
to get revenge on a rat that will also result in the death of countless residents of Crime Alley. As Batman attempts to warn and protect them, he is shown just how little he understands of how the other half lives. This particularly haunting moment rang especially true for me:
But, again, how can Bruce be so out of touch with the very place that made him what he is? After all, he has been DC's most street-level hero since Batman #217, published a decade ago. It seems like O'Neil is making Bruce another Hal Jordan, realizing he doesn't understand how the other half lives, but that rings even less true here than it did there, and at least in the pages of Green Lantern, Hal did something with that realization. Here, O'Neil is just setting Batman up to return to the status quo.
This is the earliest Don Newton work I've seen on Batman. Newton might be my favorite Batman artist of all time, but he's still a little more green on these pages. Still, I enjoyed this one image immensely:
Overall, I respect what this story tried to do, but I feel it fell short.
Note: I will no longer be reviewing DC Implosion features inserted into this magazine for brief stints that are in no way related to the Bat Family. Thus, no Human Target nor The Demon this time around.
Batgirl: "A Date with Batgirl"
Script: Bob Rozakis
Pencils: Bob Oksner
Inks: Vince Colletta
Colors: Jerry Serpe
Letters: Ben Oda
Editing: Allen Milgrom
Grade: D+
Rozakis' final work on Batgirl is a true groaner. In typical Rozakis fashion, we have a totally arbitrary bit of continuity exhumed from an earlier issue that will end up serving as the crux of this story:
And then the whole focus of this outing is "What if Batgirl went on a date...AS BATGIRL?"
It's an absurd premise for a story that goes exactly as you'd think it would (lots and lots of autographs, no privacy), and then the ensuing conversation inadvertently offers Batgirl the necessary hint for solving a totally hair-brained clue a villain
accidentally gave her:
Were this The Riddler, that would be clever. But a random goon accidentally giving out such a carefully considered clue? Ridiculous.
I'm not familiar with the art of Bob Oksner, but he turns in some odd work, here. His technique is very good, but his choices are...weird:
I guess he didn't know how else to make a discussion about cold chicken parmigiana interesting.
Robin: "Terminus!"
Script: Bob Rozakis
Pencils: Kurt Schaffenberger
Inks: Dave Hunt
Colors: Bob Rozakis [as Boris Zabok]
Letters: Ben Oda
Grade: D-
I guess "Terminus!" sounds more impressive than "conclusion to that storyline I wrote last time around that wasn't all that memorable."
Robin takes down MAZE in one fell swoop without any particular effort on his part. Instead, Duela Dent is back
and doing all the work for him. All Robin had to do was show up and kick a few guys . Bam, the entire organization is done with.
Rozakis had originally planned to turf Duela in this feature after the
cancellation of Teen Titans, but Levitz is tossing him off of this feature as of next issue, so I'm happy to see noting more come of that. I'm guessing this is Duela Dent's final appearance until Tales of the Teen Titans #50 six years from now, though I may be mistaken. If that's the case, then this would be her final appearance as an actual crime fighter. Good riddance.
Perhaps the weirdest part of this story is its pacing. MAZE gets defeated right off the bat, leaving the remainder of this story to Robin confronting Raven (no, not that Raven), the one MAZE agent who escaped. It turns out he is the guy Lori Elton has been dating in lieu of Dick Grayson. Dick confronts him, reveals that he knows who he is, and then kicks his butt in front of the entire college campus. And then, when Lori finally sees the mistake she has made in liking another man, Dick drops the shade:
As this is the dramatic end of the issue, I guess we're supposed to be rooting for Dick, here, and thinking "Serves you right, Lori!"
...except for two small problems.
One, nothing has been said about Lori Elton or her new boyfriend since
Batman Family #19, eight months and one title ago. Even then, it was depicted exactly once
and clearly wasn't occupying much of Dick's thoughts in the time since.
But okay, let's say you actually remembered this hanging plot thread and actually believed Dick had been so hurt by this as to warrant his little revenge here. Well then, let's look back to
Batman Family #18 to remember
why Lori left Dick for someone else so abruptly.
Oh, that's right. This happened:
Lori watched a classmate die while Dick ran off (to become Robin), and he didn't even stick around to comfort her in this scene, instead running off to pursue the mystery of who did it.
Seriously, poor Lori.
With Rozakis leaving the Robin feature as of next issue, I wonder if we will be seeing anymore of Lori Elton, here or in any title.
Minor detail: Rozakis was also a colorist?
"Gotham's Great Kangaroo Race!"
Script: Denny O'Neil
Pencils: Dick Dillin
Inks: Frank McLaughlin
Colors: Gene D'Angelo
Letters: Mike Stevens
Editing: Julius Schwartz
Grade: D-
You're wondering, "What the Hell?" I'm wondering, "What the Hell?" and even the folks of Gotham in this story are wondering "What the Hell?" Batman is trying to capture a criminal who he knows is an expert at handling kangaroos and needs some cash, so Bruce decides the most sensible course of action is to hold a massively hyped kangaroo race so that this dude will enter, win, and go home with the prize money that also includes a tracer.
This HAD to be the result of some kind of drunken bet at the DC Office.
The sad part is, Dick Dillon doesn't even show us much of the race, and he certainly doesn't make it exciting. So this is just a really really outlandish means of catching a villain we care nothing about.
Perhaps oddest of all is this little detail O'Neil throws in. A woman asks Bruce for charity for a truly worthy children's cause, and this is his response:
Bruce later anonymously makes sure the charity gets the money it needs.
Okay, but WHY? Why is Bruce out to prove that he's a jerk? What does he gain by doing that? Wouldn't a guy so obsessed with his parents as to devote his life to being a giant bat that fights crime be concerned with overly tarnishing the family name/legacy? I thought the entire point of moving to the Wayne Foundation a decade earlier was to get Bruce
more involved with social justice, not less.
All in all, an utterly pointless story that missed its chance to be fun.
Two other minor details in this issue. Some of you might enjoy Dick Giordano's portait of The Bat Family:
And this issue provides a statement of ownership showing just how bleak Detective Comics sales had become:
Average number of copies printed in the past 12 months: 367,965. Number of copies printed of the most recent issue: 211,552. I
believe 500,000 was the average sales number for major books around this time period, right? Either way, if the most recent issue is over 150,000 copies lower than the yearly average, that would suggest sales have declined by over 300,000 over the past year. When the statement of ownership rolls around again next year, I'll be curious to see if merging Batman Family into this book did indeed boost sales the way it was intended to.