Detective Comics #485 (September 1979)
Paul Levitz finally has the Batman Office running exactly how he wants it: Batman is fighting colorful villains in every issue of every title (we're told Maxie Zeus is even coming back AGAIN next issue), he's put the kibosh on features that leave off on cliffhangers (other than the lead Batman story), and he promises that they have now run through all the DC Implosion inventory by this point (but then why does he also promise The Human Target feature is coming back in a few months' time?):
And yet, the fallout from the DC Implosion isn't exactly done affecting this comic. Levitz may be done giving a home to homeless file stories in these pages, but the lead feature of this issue is certainly concerned with finding homes (or at least resolutions) for homeless characters.
Batman: "The Vengeance Vow!"
Script: Denny O'Neil
Pencils: Don Newton
Inks: Dan Adkins
Colors: Adrienne Roy
Letters: Ben Oda
Grade: D+
Boy was I excited to see the return of Kathy Kane, the Atom Age Batwoman, who had now appeared twice in this title but had yet to get a reunion with Batman. Well, they are finally reunited:
...for exactly three panels before
she is arbitrarily and anticlimactically killed off panel by a bunch of low level martial arts thugs:
As this is the one cliffhanger Levitz has allowed for the issue, we have no idea whether her murder is ever going to get explained satisfactorily. Did it serve any purpose at all? It is certainly implied by Batman that they didn't even know this was Batwoman.
What in the world was the point of this? Was Levitz so concerned with the over-abundance of homeless heroes post-implosion that they had to unceremoniously off this one? Was it O'Neil trying to get the atom age campiness out of the franchise again? Bob Rozakis had been the one to re-introduce her, as it fit his campy, throwback style, and Levitz just demoted him, so maybe that explains this move.
Whatever the case, it's upsetting.
But Kathy Kane is not the only homeless DC character getting revisited in this story. Once she's out of the picture, the true focus falls on Bronze Tiger, a refugee from the now cancelled Richard Dragon feature.
The League of Assassins has somehow kidnapped him and brainwashed him to do their bidding.
There isn't much of a story at this point. It's mostly Kung Fu action (an extremely popular genre a few years earlier, but perhaps a bit out of fashion by 1979) and, honestly, the action isn't that compelling, even with a young Don Newton drawing it. The only action scene that drew me in was Batman fighting two hounds:
The one action scene in the story that
didn't involve martial arts.
Very little else to say about this one. Ras Al Ghul's triumphant return didn't do much for me, nor did a pouting, lovesick Talia Al Ghul, as neither were really involved in the main action of the story. Batman battles martial arts dudes while Bronze Tiger questions his loyalty and--oh yeah, Kathy Kane is dead for some reason. That's pretty much the whole thing.
Robin: "The Case of the Cavorting Corpse!"
Script: Paul Kupperberg
Pencils: Kurt Schaffenberger
Inks: Dave Hunt
Colors: Gene D'Angelo
Letters: Ben Oda
Grade: B-
If you were waiting with as much anticipation as I was to see where Jack C. Harris was going to take this feature next...sorry. Paul Kupperberg is doing a filler story instead, for some reason.
There's a lot of change this time around, but it's hard to gauge how much of that is a new direction for the title, and how much of it will be gone once Harris returns next issue.
Kupperberg gives Robin his first
true mystery in a long long while -- no costumed villains, no attempts to pander to the college crowd -- just a mystery, and damn if it isn't a compelling one. A Hudson U student dies in a car crash, and suddenly he's being spotted driving around town the day after. I'll admit to being very intrigued.
Unfortunately, the pay-off was utterly absurd:
I don't even know where to begin with all the reasons this explanation is totally ludicrous and nonsensical, but I will say that I think I'd notice if I was trying to make a deal with an upright corpse. Also, remote-controlled cars are one of those conceits in comics that always violate my suspension of disbelief, especially when the gadget is rigged up at the last minute by a college kid who happens to know a lot about electronics, but not so much that he has a promising future that would dissuade him from getting involved in diamond heists and murder.
It's just such a let-down after Kupperberg built up all that suspense.
Minor Details:- Last issue, Harris and Schaffenberger gave Dick a brand new (but unnamed) supporting cast:
This issue, Kupperberg and Shaffenberger appear to be giving us a different one:
- Robin gets called in anytime there's a drunk driving accident on the interstate?
- Just as with last issue, We're regularly reminded that Batman taught Robin everything he knows.
- Considering how hard Levitz is working to build continuity across this title and throughout the Bat Office, this contrast found between this story and the lead feature is just a little insulting to the Teen Wonder:
Batman memorizes EVERY license plate he sees. Robin can't recognize kids who go to his own school.
Batgirl: "The Case of the Untouchable Crook!"
Script: Jack C. Harris
Pencils: Don Heck
Inks: John Celardo
Colors: Jerry Serpe
Letters: Ben Oda
Grade: A-
Possibly the finest Batgirl solo story I've yet read. This one has it all -- solid action, a compelling mystery, and all of it tying in neatly to intense drama happening in Babs' world as a congresswoman:
It's an especially well-crafted, carefully considered story for only being an 11 page backup feature, and I think my favorite part is the characterization of Babs. She's nobody's second rate hero. She is actively leading a major anti-corruption senate hearing in her personal life, and as Batgirl, she is a true protector and not just some second rate
girl struggling to stop a second rate thug. She exudes true heroism:
Really, my only criticism of this story is Harris' repeated attempts to make Batgirl's dual identity more believable, which totally backfires. He takes great pains to explain where she hides the Batcycle:
Sure seems like someone is going to see Batgirl running to a car and popping the trunk at some point. Or does she have to patiently wait until no one is looking each time??But even more ludicrous is his explanation of how Babs can now change quickly from senator to costumed hero on a moment's notice:
Where'd the purse come from?He then goes on to have Babs do split-second costume changes literally four times in eleven pages, the most absurd of these being right in front of the bad guy:
Still, the story is firing on all engines, and I really love how Harris is writing Batgirl. I'm sold.
Minor Detail: The Batcycle has been destroyed, and it's going to take Batgirl several weeks to build a new one. Apparently, it is a custom design that Babs builds and maintains herself.
Man-Bat: "SST -- The Super-Sonic Threat!"
Script: Bob Rozakis
Pencils: Don Newton
Inks: Frank McLaughlin
Colors: Adrienne Roy
Letters: Shelly Leferman
Grade: D
I guess Bob Rozakis still needs to collect a paycheck from writing something, and I'm at least glad it isn't Batgirl and Robin anymore. This is a typically useless Rozakis script, first recapping Man-Bat's origin in case you're reading him for the first time, and then putting Man-Bat (still doing private detective work with Jason Bard) on the case of a husband who works late each night and has his wife worried. Turns out, he's building a metal rocket suit, and Man-Bat shows up just in time for the guy to take his first flight. It's noisy and causes some minor property damage, so Man-Bat decides he needs to take the dude down. Turns out he just wanted to be a superhero and was going to call himself the Super-Sonic Threat.
Really, that's the whole stupid story. You can tell Rozakis pitched the title before actually writing a script, and I wonder if he just ran out of pages because we were promised a Super-Sonic Threat, and Rozakis certainly didn't deliver.
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Well, I still don't like Levitz's approach to the Bat Office at all, I'm furious about Kathy Kane, and I hate having to wade through more Bob Rozakis scripts, but Jack C. Harris continues to give me major hope for the future of this title.