shaxper
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Post by shaxper on Apr 18, 2019 8:26:42 GMT -5
It's not that contagious, and I don't do it often.
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Post by foxley on Apr 18, 2019 19:18:25 GMT -5
"The official job title is 'scapegoat'."
"Pay no attention to those rumors of an investigation by the IRS. Or the FBI. Or the EPA. Or the..."
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Post by Phil Maurice on Apr 19, 2019 16:42:24 GMT -5
"Hi. Come in. Wow, you're stunning. Call me Harvey. Whoops! These darn cashmere robes! They fly open at the hint of a breeze. Champagne?"
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Post by The Captain on Apr 19, 2019 18:04:33 GMT -5
"As an accountant, how familiar are you with the banking industry in the Cayman Islands?"
"Why is the position open? That's a really funny story..."
"In your work history as a logistics coordinator, do you have any experience with arranging nocturnal, off-road, cross-border hauling?"
"In case you're wondering, yes, they are real, and they are spectacular. Wanna touch?"
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Post by foxley on Apr 20, 2019 2:05:00 GMT -5
"You'll have to provide your own stationery. And chair."
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Apr 21, 2019 10:49:44 GMT -5
”Would anyone notice if you were to go missing suddenly?”
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Post by foxley on Apr 21, 2019 19:53:42 GMT -5
"It's mostly sales work. Now legally we're not allowed to call it 'medicine'..."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2019 19:56:38 GMT -5
"Before we get to the question and answer portion of the interview, we need to do the body cavity search..."
-M
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Post by Chris on Apr 22, 2019 16:53:14 GMT -5
"'Kickback' is such an ugly word. We prefer to call it government-cooperative wealth redistribution."
"We're fully committed to equal representation. How would you feel about a company-paid sex change?"
"Oh, you're Mrs. Smith's son, aren't you? Several of us on the board remember her fondly."
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