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Post by dbutler69 on Feb 12, 2020 8:29:29 GMT -5
1. Talk out loud to yourself to explain something that just happened.
2. When you see another superhero, attack first, ask questions later.
3. Never enter a room through a door when you can smash through a wall instead.
4. When captured by the supervillain, make sure you get him to explain his evil plan to you. Not only does this give you time to escape (or be rescued) but it allows you to foil the villain's plot once you have escaped.
5. After you've captured the supervillain, explain to them how you tricked them. This will ensure that you can never trick them in the same way again.
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Post by pinkfloydsound17 on Feb 12, 2020 9:43:10 GMT -5
6. Wear a costume that may disguise your face but does not disguise your voice. No matter how many times you come into contact with people in your alter ego's life, the muffled voice or even the sight of you as a hero in tights with a cape throws them off from ever figuring out who you really are.
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Post by pinkfloydsound17 on Feb 12, 2020 9:44:32 GMT -5
7. If female, at some point your costume needs to be revealing. Experimenting with strapless backs, holes in the stomach, little to no leggings and ultimately getting as close to being naked as possible seem to be encouraged.
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Post by Phil Maurice on Feb 12, 2020 9:57:35 GMT -5
8. Be the best there is at what you do, even if what you do best isn't very nice.
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Post by brutalis on Feb 12, 2020 10:12:53 GMT -5
Wearing a maskless costume while you have a secret identity and hide it by just swirl/slick your hair, change your voice, put on glasses, be clumsy, be boring, vibrate your face, wear a wig. Any singular or combination of above so nobody puts 2 and 2 together in figuring out who you are.
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Post by MDG on Feb 12, 2020 10:24:34 GMT -5
If you're trying to maintain a secret identity, hang out with the same people as a hero as you do while in that secret identity.
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Post by dbutler69 on Feb 12, 2020 10:33:51 GMT -5
7. If female, at some point your costume needs to be revealing. Experimenting with strapless backs, holes in the stomach, little to no leggings and ultimately getting as close to being naked as possible seem to be encouraged. High heels too. Those are clearly good for crime fighting. |
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Post by shaxper on Feb 12, 2020 10:40:37 GMT -5
10. Never resolve in a single meeting what can be drawn out across multiple encounters, especially if you can involve other heroes in your drama.
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Post by brutalis on Feb 12, 2020 10:51:34 GMT -5
Team Rules: Have an annual get together. Have annual baseball games against other super hero teams. Have weekly poker games. Have one robot/android/synthezoid on your team. Have one or more mutants on your team. Have one or more scientists on your team. Have one millionaire on your team. Have one alien on your team. Have one enlarging/shrinking hero on your team. Have one telepathic person on your team. Have one sorcerer/magician/magical professional on your team. Have one Atlantean on your team. Have one mythological "God" on your team. Have one spy on your team. Have one archer/swordsperson on your team. Have one pilot on your team. Have one Speedster on your team. Have one super stronger member than anybody else on your team.
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Post by Prince Hal on Feb 12, 2020 11:13:00 GMT -5
Be a wealthy playboy.
Take in a ten-year-old kid as your ward.
Have the kid fight alongside you every night from dusk till dawn against all manner of thugs, gangsters, monsters and super-villains, bare-legged, if possible.
Make sure he goes to school during the day so nobody realizes what's going on.
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Post by pinkfloydsound17 on Feb 12, 2020 12:20:58 GMT -5
11. Die at some point. Then, undie somehow*.
*See notes on time travel, alternate reality, clones, dopplegangers and multiple universes
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Post by pinkfloydsound17 on Feb 12, 2020 12:22:31 GMT -5
12. Your first and last name must start with the same letter.
Ex. Mickey Mooney- you are cut out for life as a superhero.
Derek King- sorry, continue with your day job.
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Post by pinkfloydsound17 on Feb 12, 2020 12:23:32 GMT -5
13. Break literal walls and metaphorical walls.
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Feb 12, 2020 13:03:23 GMT -5
Waste pages and pages on self-pity.
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Post by james on Feb 12, 2020 13:14:40 GMT -5
At least once a year get into a major knock out drag out fight with your fellow heroes and then go back to being buddies as if nothing happened.
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