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Post by Roquefort Raider on May 14, 2017 13:07:44 GMT -5
- Never pass an opportunity to pee. You never know when the next one will present itself.
- Don't park the car with an empty tank, thinking "it'll be all right... I'll have plenty of time to fill it up tomorrow morning".
- It's easier to remove an extra layer of clothes if it gets too warm than to find an extra one if it gets too cold.
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Post by Slam_Bradley on May 14, 2017 13:27:55 GMT -5
- It's easier to remove an extra layer of clothes if it gets too warm than to find an extra one if it gets too cold. What is this "too cold" of which you speak? |
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2017 14:42:18 GMT -5
When Angry, count to TEN and when you are Very Angry, count to HUNDRED ... a great life lesson from Thomas Jefferson. Something like that when he quoted during his heyday.
I often think of this and yet I don't do this when I'm angry ... This is a lesson that David Banner should apply here ... LOL!
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Post by Roquefort Raider on May 14, 2017 14:51:05 GMT -5
- It's easier to remove an extra layer of clothes if it gets too warm than to find an extra one if it gets too cold. What is this "too cold" of which you speak? Something my wife complains about sometimes, and that leaves our two sons and I baffled. We figure it's a girl thing.
(*Ouch! Darling, stop hitting me!*) |
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Post by Roquefort Raider on May 14, 2017 14:52:44 GMT -5
Never accept to design anything that will be modified by a committee. That way lies frustration and madness.
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Post by codystarbuck on May 14, 2017 17:50:18 GMT -5
Never get into a land war in Asia.
Always be further back than the length of a golf club, when someone is swinging it (that was a week in the hospital, in summer, at age 6).
Never underestimate the power of politicians to repeat the mistakes of the previous generation and make it even worse.
Never expect Jay Leno to do the honorable thing when it comes to hosting duties.
Make sure you contract with a publisher has a time limit for their publishing rights, for it to then revert back to your exclusive ownership.
Maintain the right to say Zack Snyder cannot touch my comic, when you negotiate film rights.
Always shoot first when a bounty hunter is pointing a blaster at you, across a table, regardless of how good the editor might be.
Never trust anyone to be your friend when an iron throne is at stake.
Always bet on the hero to win when all odds are against him and things look desperate. That's a sure sign he will win. (Thank you Terry Pratchett)
Never look down when you run out of cliff.
Never buy a product from a company named Acme.
Never threaten a rabbit with a Brooklyn accent.
Ignore signs that say which hunting season it is.
Leave the little tweety bird alone. It isn't worth it.
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Post by Roquefort Raider on May 14, 2017 18:48:45 GMT -5
Don't read the comments section below a Youtube video.
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2017 21:14:31 GMT -5
Don't read the comments section below a Youtube video. I run through a tons of YouTube over the years and I wished I hadn't read any of the comments that people makes - it's disgusting beyond belief. I wished I hadn't read them Raider! |
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Post by codystarbuck on May 14, 2017 22:03:25 GMT -5
Anyone who is afraid that they will look stupid, in the name of fun, will probably manage it while trying to be so serious.
No one gets out of this world alive.
Kids say the darndest things. Usually in front of strangers!
A purring cat makes it all worthwhile.
A fool and his money keeps the world of infomercials in business.
A thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters may produce the works of Shakespeare; but, you still won't get high school students to read it without whining.
Lefty loosey, righty tighty. Unless you are upside down.
A smart person admits when he/she is wrong.
The first job of a leader is to take care of his/her people.
You don't tug on Superman's cape. Otherwise, he will ask you politely to stop.
Never trust an architect who designs a house with only one bathroom for six kids and forgets the toilet.
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Post by DE Sinclair on May 14, 2017 23:31:03 GMT -5
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
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Post by Slam_Bradley on May 15, 2017 10:07:28 GMT -5
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. Until it has a heart attack because someone changed the funnybook they haven't read in decades. |
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Post by Roquefort Raider on May 15, 2017 10:34:27 GMT -5
What you don't tell your friends, your enemies don't know.
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Post by brutalis on May 15, 2017 13:28:01 GMT -5
Don't eat yellow snow
If you are going to get in a fight make sure to put them down for the count so they can't come back at you.
Don't be a hater unless it is to hate yourself
3 Left turns make a right turn and 3 right turns make a left.
Don't stand within throwing range of the monkey cages.
Don't build an igloo in the desert.
ALWAYS check the piece of chocolate you are going to eat just in case it's NOT chocolate.
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Post by Roquefort Raider on May 15, 2017 14:13:36 GMT -5
If you're in a thriller or a horror movie: check again. That bad dude you think you killed ain't nearly dead yet.
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Post by brutalis on May 15, 2017 15:59:16 GMT -5
Never assume anything. It only makes an ass of u and me! I would rather have this bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy! It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on! Throw another shrimp on the barbie doesn't mean tossing a dwarf onto the barbecue or onto your Barbie collection! Never spit or pee into the wind! Don't buy the cow if you can get the milk for free! And for the Brits' in the group: ALWAYS wear your suspenders under your clothes and never on the outside!  |
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