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Titans of Justice Classified Chapter 20 – “Truly Outrageous”
Written by: Scotty2Hotty
Edited by: Power Guy
Beauty pageants typically weren't Jerrica Benton’s thing, but Scott Trevor had insisted it would be great PR for her--and he promised all of her philanthropic work would be announced when she was introduced as one of the judges. Her agent, Murray Spaulding thought it would be a great public event as well. The contestants of the Miss California USA pageant had been narrowed down to 10 and the top 5 were about to be announced.
“I remember this moment like it was yesterday.” an attractive blonde leaned over and whispered in Jerrica’s ear.
“Were you nervous?” Jerrica asked the woman.
“Oh no, I knew I was going to win!” replied Bette Kane-Parker, the former Teen Titan known as Flamebird. “And not only did I win Miss California, I went on to win Miss USA and Miss Universe in addition to being Miss Teen California.”
Jerrica had heard that Bette could come on strong, and sitting on the judges panel had more than affirmed that rumor.
“And let me tell you, that nephew of Donna’s is gorgeous! I need to invite him over to my Aunt Kathy’s Malibu estate and get him into the pool. I bet his body is even hotter in person than it is in the magazines.” Bette swooned.
“Well, he works out all the time and it doesn’t hurt he’s half amazon.” Jerrica replied trying to focus her attention on the assembled girls on stage.
“Half-amazon….I bet he’s half Hercules, you know, where it really counts!” Bette giggled.
Jerrica had heard enough from the former heroine and cleared her throat. “I think they would like us to watch the top 5.”
Scott Trevor was emceeing the pageant, eating up the attention. “Here in random order are tonight’s top 5!” he announced as he shot a wink to Jerrica.
“Wait, wait, wait! This will not do!” came a loud laughing voice.
“Oh no. Not here, not now!” Jerrica thought.
“That sounds like the Joker!” Bette gasped. “He paralyzed that other Batgirl, you know. I bet he waited all this time to come after me!”
Jerrica ignored Bette and stood up. It was indeed Wildcard storming the stage on roller skates.
She knew Scott couldn’t do anything. The pageant was being broadcast on live TV and the public didn’t know his dual identity. He was motioning for the camera crew to cut to commercial.
“Miss Malibu, you need more lipstick!” Wildcard screeched as he pointed a lipstick container at the startled girl and sprayed her face with a pink liquid. “Don’t worry! It won’t smear!”
“And you Miss Santa Monica! Your hair is so blah! Let me help you out! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!” he laughed with glee as he tossed a huge hair net that covered her from head to toe.
“I’ve got to get out of here! Before he does something to mar my perfect face!” Scott Trevor said, trying to make a hasty exit as the contestants were running pell-mell off the stage.
Jerrica transformed into Jemstone. “I think you came to see me, clown. Leave those girls alone.”
“Ah, yes. My true love, my sunshine, my true north!” Wildcard said as he produced a giant compass and tossed it into the auditorium. It released a vapor that smelled like gasoline combined with freshly cut grass.
Not knowing what the vapor was, Jemstone shouted for the audience to get out of the auditorium.
“What were you going to do with that? Is it Joker venom? Do you want everyone to look like you?” Jemstone shouted as she fired off multicolored blasts at the madman.
“Now, that my dear is a wonderful idea! Paging Dr.90210! Emergency surgery! One Wildcard deluxe coming up!” he replied as springs popped out of his skates and he did a back flip, landing next to Jemstone. He kissed her on the lips and said, “Don’t wash that one off, darling!”
“YUCK! I’ll have to wash my face in Clorox tonight!” Jemstone screamed.
Backstage, Scott Trevor had found an empty dressing room and wonder-spinned into his heroic identity. He flew into the auditorium where Jemstone and Wildcard were engaged in battle. He was dodging her blasts and her sound powers didn’t seem to affect him.
Wildcard saw Wonder Man and shot him a very dirty look. “Just my luck--I come to see my girl and Malibu Ken shows up. Don’t you need to get your teeth whitened or your chest waxed?” He said with his mouth snarled.
“I had my appointment with the aesthetician last week, Joker Jr. Jemstone, do you need help taking out your trash?” Wonder Man replied with a smile.
“I do! I can’t seem to get rid of this one sack of used make up and scrap material.” She said with a giggle.
“You really know how to hurt a guy! Jemstone, I love you! In fact I came here tonight to ask for you hand in marriage!” the jokester leered as he produced a fake hand from his bag.
“Now, where did I put that ring? I spent over a $3 in quarters at Chuck E. Cheese just to get the right one for you! Here it is! You know, real diamonds can cut glass - I wonder what it will do to your pretty boyfriend!” he howled as he hurled the ring which was attached to a spinning blade at Wonder Man.
“Jemstone! DUCK!” Wonder Man shouted as the ring came towards them. He lifted his left hand and deflected the ring with his gauntlet sending it went flying into the stage curtains, shredding them.
“I’ve had enough.” Wonder Man glared flying full force at Wildcard.
“Uh oh! Auntie Duela warned me you might not be as mellow as your aunt!” Wildcard said, his eyes wide.
“My aunt?” Wonder Man said, punching Wildcard so hard he went flying into the lobby , crashing through the front windows and finally landing in a fountain.
“Come on. He mentioned an Aunt Duela. She used to be a Teen Titan with my aunt. I’ll use my lasso and see if it will calm him down and talk some sense!” the son of Wonder Woman said.
“Sounds great! He always shows up when I’m around. If Amanda Waller is still trying to cause trouble by sending this jerk after me, I’ll ask Sargona to magically starch her pantyhose.”
Wonder Man laughed as the duo made their way to the fountain.
“I think he’s out cold. “ he said as they cautiously approached the unconscious man.
“Scott! Look, his hair dye is washing out and his make up is coming off. Let’s get a good look at him! We may know who he is!”
Wonder Man and Jemstone walked over to Wildcard.
“Here, let me lift him out of the water. Under the light we can get a good look at him.”
Wonder Man placed the man on the sidewalk as Jemstone walked over.
“Oh--oh no!” Jemstone gasped.
“What? Do you know this creep?” Wonder Man asked.
“I --I do…or at least I used to.” Jemstone said as she started to cry.
Wonder Man put his arm around the shaking girl. “Jerrica, you look like you’ve seen a ghost. Who is this guy?”
“It…it’s Rio!”
Written by: Scotty2Hotty
Edited by: Power Guy
Beauty pageants typically weren't Jerrica Benton’s thing, but Scott Trevor had insisted it would be great PR for her--and he promised all of her philanthropic work would be announced when she was introduced as one of the judges. Her agent, Murray Spaulding thought it would be a great public event as well. The contestants of the Miss California USA pageant had been narrowed down to 10 and the top 5 were about to be announced.
“I remember this moment like it was yesterday.” an attractive blonde leaned over and whispered in Jerrica’s ear.
“Were you nervous?” Jerrica asked the woman.
“Oh no, I knew I was going to win!” replied Bette Kane-Parker, the former Teen Titan known as Flamebird. “And not only did I win Miss California, I went on to win Miss USA and Miss Universe in addition to being Miss Teen California.”
Jerrica had heard that Bette could come on strong, and sitting on the judges panel had more than affirmed that rumor.
“And let me tell you, that nephew of Donna’s is gorgeous! I need to invite him over to my Aunt Kathy’s Malibu estate and get him into the pool. I bet his body is even hotter in person than it is in the magazines.” Bette swooned.
“Well, he works out all the time and it doesn’t hurt he’s half amazon.” Jerrica replied trying to focus her attention on the assembled girls on stage.
“Half-amazon….I bet he’s half Hercules, you know, where it really counts!” Bette giggled.
Jerrica had heard enough from the former heroine and cleared her throat. “I think they would like us to watch the top 5.”
Scott Trevor was emceeing the pageant, eating up the attention. “Here in random order are tonight’s top 5!” he announced as he shot a wink to Jerrica.
“Wait, wait, wait! This will not do!” came a loud laughing voice.
“Oh no. Not here, not now!” Jerrica thought.
“That sounds like the Joker!” Bette gasped. “He paralyzed that other Batgirl, you know. I bet he waited all this time to come after me!”
Jerrica ignored Bette and stood up. It was indeed Wildcard storming the stage on roller skates.
She knew Scott couldn’t do anything. The pageant was being broadcast on live TV and the public didn’t know his dual identity. He was motioning for the camera crew to cut to commercial.
“Miss Malibu, you need more lipstick!” Wildcard screeched as he pointed a lipstick container at the startled girl and sprayed her face with a pink liquid. “Don’t worry! It won’t smear!”
“And you Miss Santa Monica! Your hair is so blah! Let me help you out! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!” he laughed with glee as he tossed a huge hair net that covered her from head to toe.
“I’ve got to get out of here! Before he does something to mar my perfect face!” Scott Trevor said, trying to make a hasty exit as the contestants were running pell-mell off the stage.
Jerrica transformed into Jemstone. “I think you came to see me, clown. Leave those girls alone.”
“Ah, yes. My true love, my sunshine, my true north!” Wildcard said as he produced a giant compass and tossed it into the auditorium. It released a vapor that smelled like gasoline combined with freshly cut grass.
Not knowing what the vapor was, Jemstone shouted for the audience to get out of the auditorium.
“What were you going to do with that? Is it Joker venom? Do you want everyone to look like you?” Jemstone shouted as she fired off multicolored blasts at the madman.
“Now, that my dear is a wonderful idea! Paging Dr.90210! Emergency surgery! One Wildcard deluxe coming up!” he replied as springs popped out of his skates and he did a back flip, landing next to Jemstone. He kissed her on the lips and said, “Don’t wash that one off, darling!”
“YUCK! I’ll have to wash my face in Clorox tonight!” Jemstone screamed.
Backstage, Scott Trevor had found an empty dressing room and wonder-spinned into his heroic identity. He flew into the auditorium where Jemstone and Wildcard were engaged in battle. He was dodging her blasts and her sound powers didn’t seem to affect him.
Wildcard saw Wonder Man and shot him a very dirty look. “Just my luck--I come to see my girl and Malibu Ken shows up. Don’t you need to get your teeth whitened or your chest waxed?” He said with his mouth snarled.
“I had my appointment with the aesthetician last week, Joker Jr. Jemstone, do you need help taking out your trash?” Wonder Man replied with a smile.
“I do! I can’t seem to get rid of this one sack of used make up and scrap material.” She said with a giggle.
“You really know how to hurt a guy! Jemstone, I love you! In fact I came here tonight to ask for you hand in marriage!” the jokester leered as he produced a fake hand from his bag.
“Now, where did I put that ring? I spent over a $3 in quarters at Chuck E. Cheese just to get the right one for you! Here it is! You know, real diamonds can cut glass - I wonder what it will do to your pretty boyfriend!” he howled as he hurled the ring which was attached to a spinning blade at Wonder Man.
“Jemstone! DUCK!” Wonder Man shouted as the ring came towards them. He lifted his left hand and deflected the ring with his gauntlet sending it went flying into the stage curtains, shredding them.
“I’ve had enough.” Wonder Man glared flying full force at Wildcard.
“Uh oh! Auntie Duela warned me you might not be as mellow as your aunt!” Wildcard said, his eyes wide.
“My aunt?” Wonder Man said, punching Wildcard so hard he went flying into the lobby , crashing through the front windows and finally landing in a fountain.
“Come on. He mentioned an Aunt Duela. She used to be a Teen Titan with my aunt. I’ll use my lasso and see if it will calm him down and talk some sense!” the son of Wonder Woman said.
“Sounds great! He always shows up when I’m around. If Amanda Waller is still trying to cause trouble by sending this jerk after me, I’ll ask Sargona to magically starch her pantyhose.”
Wonder Man laughed as the duo made their way to the fountain.
“I think he’s out cold. “ he said as they cautiously approached the unconscious man.
“Scott! Look, his hair dye is washing out and his make up is coming off. Let’s get a good look at him! We may know who he is!”
Wonder Man and Jemstone walked over to Wildcard.
“Here, let me lift him out of the water. Under the light we can get a good look at him.”
Wonder Man placed the man on the sidewalk as Jemstone walked over.
“Oh--oh no!” Jemstone gasped.
“What? Do you know this creep?” Wonder Man asked.
“I --I do…or at least I used to.” Jemstone said as she started to cry.
Wonder Man put his arm around the shaking girl. “Jerrica, you look like you’ve seen a ghost. Who is this guy?”
“It…it’s Rio!”