Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2015 6:47:40 GMT -5
The Universe of Evil Holiday Special #1: New Year’s
Written by: Green Lantern
Editor: Power Guy
San Francisco
They had it made. Squealing on Gordon was the best idea that Charlie Parker ever had. Once Princess Donna’s testimony proved that the Golden Eagle had given Attorney Harvey Dent solid evidence against the corrupt commissioner, both Charlie and his lady friend, Betty Kane were set free from Gull’s Island Prison.
“After this last ‘job’ we are home free and can spend the rest of our lives in luxury, babe,” said the Golden Eagle to his accomplice.
“Ya know, babe,” said Bat-Girl as the two climbed the alley stairs leading to the apartment window of the late Malcolm Duncan, “I wanted to apologize for the way I acted before we got put in the slammer. You are the best boyfriend and partner in crime ever.”
The winged villain removed his helmet and kissed his love passionately. Then Bat-Girl removed a sharp instrument from her Bat-purse and delicately cut a large entryway into the glass door of the Herald’s apartment. Once inside the two villains went straight to work. Betty could see the grin on her beau’s face as he searched for the key to Mal’s safe under the television. Afterwards, he gently removed a wall hanging behind the television and said, “Ahhhhhhh, there you are.”
He inserted the key into the lock and successfully opened it, but the two heroes were dismayed to find yet another safe inside the first one.
“I don’t understand,” said the Golden Eagle. “No one said anything about a second safe. We can’t open it without the correct combination.
“Stand aside, babe,” said Bat-Girl as she carved a large circle out of the second safe. “My Bat-laser has the ‘correct combination!”
Bat-Girl giggled as she removed several necklaces and draped them around her boyfriend’s neck. Charlie Parker then took out a huge diamond ring, kneeled down before his partner in crime and said boldly, “I love you, Elizabeth Kane. Nothing would please me more than to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?”
Betty shrieked with joy threw her arms around her muscular fiancé and kissed him. “Yes!” she shouted.
“Where do you want to have the ceremony?” asked the Golden Eagle.
“How about in Belle Reve, Louisiana in your new prison cell?” called an irritatingly high voice from the next room.
“Who’s there!?!” demanded the Golden Eagle in a deep macho voice.
SLAM! Both villains were knocked unconscious by a giant hand coming from the entry way made by Bat-Girl
“We’re the Legion of Hope!” said Giganta.
“Good work, sis!” said the Toyman with glee.
The Office of Attorney Harvey Dent
The handsome man dressed in a two-piece suit sat casually behind his desk as the guards brought in a male red-head. The young criminal was hopefully quiet as he waited for the attorney to speak.
“Both Bat-Girl and the Golden Eagle have been taken into custody. As we said, you may have your freedom,” began Harvey Dent.
An expression of great joy came over Roy Harper’s face.
“…but if you are caught in any criminal activity you will be caught and taken straight to Belle Reve,” finished the attorney.
Roy Harper’s countenance turned serious. He nodded his head quickly and extended his hand to Two-Face.
Once at home, the drug lord known as Speedy began making his plans for the future.
“I am finished with the drug scene,” thought the muscular young man, “and I’m finished with ‘Speedy.’ I’m a man now and its time to think and act as such.”
He donned a new crimson colored costume and gazed in the mirror.
“I always did look good in red. Now I’ve got to figure out how to bust Wally out of prison so we can start our new League of Injustice.”
Gull’s Island Prison
Lilith changed positions in her prison cell bed and made herself as comfortable as possible. Informing Roy Harper of Charlie Parker’s plans to steel the late Malcolm Duncan’s ill-gotten spoils had succeeded. She knew that he would be the best person to start the new super criminal organization that would successfully attack the Universe of Good. “…and then Princess Donna will again be entrapped in the Universe of Evil.”
Lilith smiled and slept peacefully for the first time since she was imprisoned on Gull’s Island.
The End?
Written by: Green Lantern
Editor: Power Guy
San Francisco
They had it made. Squealing on Gordon was the best idea that Charlie Parker ever had. Once Princess Donna’s testimony proved that the Golden Eagle had given Attorney Harvey Dent solid evidence against the corrupt commissioner, both Charlie and his lady friend, Betty Kane were set free from Gull’s Island Prison.
“After this last ‘job’ we are home free and can spend the rest of our lives in luxury, babe,” said the Golden Eagle to his accomplice.
“Ya know, babe,” said Bat-Girl as the two climbed the alley stairs leading to the apartment window of the late Malcolm Duncan, “I wanted to apologize for the way I acted before we got put in the slammer. You are the best boyfriend and partner in crime ever.”
The winged villain removed his helmet and kissed his love passionately. Then Bat-Girl removed a sharp instrument from her Bat-purse and delicately cut a large entryway into the glass door of the Herald’s apartment. Once inside the two villains went straight to work. Betty could see the grin on her beau’s face as he searched for the key to Mal’s safe under the television. Afterwards, he gently removed a wall hanging behind the television and said, “Ahhhhhhh, there you are.”
He inserted the key into the lock and successfully opened it, but the two heroes were dismayed to find yet another safe inside the first one.
“I don’t understand,” said the Golden Eagle. “No one said anything about a second safe. We can’t open it without the correct combination.
“Stand aside, babe,” said Bat-Girl as she carved a large circle out of the second safe. “My Bat-laser has the ‘correct combination!”
Bat-Girl giggled as she removed several necklaces and draped them around her boyfriend’s neck. Charlie Parker then took out a huge diamond ring, kneeled down before his partner in crime and said boldly, “I love you, Elizabeth Kane. Nothing would please me more than to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?”
Betty shrieked with joy threw her arms around her muscular fiancé and kissed him. “Yes!” she shouted.
“Where do you want to have the ceremony?” asked the Golden Eagle.
“How about in Belle Reve, Louisiana in your new prison cell?” called an irritatingly high voice from the next room.
“Who’s there!?!” demanded the Golden Eagle in a deep macho voice.
SLAM! Both villains were knocked unconscious by a giant hand coming from the entry way made by Bat-Girl
“We’re the Legion of Hope!” said Giganta.
“Good work, sis!” said the Toyman with glee.
The Office of Attorney Harvey Dent
The handsome man dressed in a two-piece suit sat casually behind his desk as the guards brought in a male red-head. The young criminal was hopefully quiet as he waited for the attorney to speak.
“Both Bat-Girl and the Golden Eagle have been taken into custody. As we said, you may have your freedom,” began Harvey Dent.
An expression of great joy came over Roy Harper’s face.
“…but if you are caught in any criminal activity you will be caught and taken straight to Belle Reve,” finished the attorney.
Roy Harper’s countenance turned serious. He nodded his head quickly and extended his hand to Two-Face.
Once at home, the drug lord known as Speedy began making his plans for the future.
“I am finished with the drug scene,” thought the muscular young man, “and I’m finished with ‘Speedy.’ I’m a man now and its time to think and act as such.”
He donned a new crimson colored costume and gazed in the mirror.
“I always did look good in red. Now I’ve got to figure out how to bust Wally out of prison so we can start our new League of Injustice.”
Gull’s Island Prison
Lilith changed positions in her prison cell bed and made herself as comfortable as possible. Informing Roy Harper of Charlie Parker’s plans to steel the late Malcolm Duncan’s ill-gotten spoils had succeeded. She knew that he would be the best person to start the new super criminal organization that would successfully attack the Universe of Good. “…and then Princess Donna will again be entrapped in the Universe of Evil.”
Lilith smiled and slept peacefully for the first time since she was imprisoned on Gull’s Island.
The End?