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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2014 18:28:16 GMT -5
A favourite from the old board, simply change one letter to completely spoof a title...
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Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster sell their 13 page Superman script to Ebay in Auction Comics
Comic fans rise in arms against CGC and sing the praises of lower grade books in Defective Comics
Nick and his boys swap grenades, guns and ammo for nine pins in Sgt Fury and his Bowling Commandos
Stan Lee and Jack Kirby remember their first pay cheques and luxury dining with packet soup in Marvel Steam-Up
Batman teams ups with Ice-Man to figure out who shot Uatu in The Brave & The Cold
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2014 18:59:52 GMT -5
Man, he's mellowed with age - Kind Conan
Booster Gold decides to cash in and opens Justice League Park
Technology can make your leisure time even easier - Slack Science
Stranded on Earth, can he find a way home - Alfquest
The ultimate forum moderator - Banman
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Post by Jesse on May 30, 2014 19:13:37 GMT -5
Green Lantern Corpse
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Post by Ish Kabbible on May 30, 2014 19:15:17 GMT -5
Saying the magic word,young Billy Batson gains the powers of the gods of ice cream-Captain Carvel
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Post by foxley on May 30, 2014 20:04:27 GMT -5
Thrilling tales of the world of ladies hand wear in Girl's Glove.
Learn why the dirty will never prosper in Grime Does Not Pay.
All those with eyes burn at his sight. It's Man-Thong.
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Post by Action Ace on May 30, 2014 21:09:47 GMT -5
Respect his authoritah as the Secret Six welcomes it's newest member Cartman.
Fed up with the Legion, Querl Dox relocates to Honolulu to lead the department's Brainiac 5-O division.
The Human Bomb, Nitro and Damage come together to form the All New Boom Patrol.
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Post by Rob Allen on May 30, 2014 21:41:37 GMT -5
Saying the magic word,young Billy Batson gains the powers of the gods of ice cream- Captain CarvelThere was a Captain Carvel comic book - they gave it away at Carvel ice cream shops. I've got one issue. I hope somebody saved the old thread - there were some great ones there. I saved a few in about 2006: Peter Parker, slimed by a radioactive slug, becomes The Amazing Slider-ManShot in the ear by a would-be assassin, Boston Brand is... DeafmanExotic dancer Ted Sallis falls in a swamp and becomes - Man-ThongThe itinerant super-heroine, Wander WomanThe most regular man alive - The FlushThe X-rated western hero, Jonah SexMutant gospel singers, The Uncanny A-MenCollege heroes, The Dorm PatrolAround the world on... The Fantastic TourFrank Miller's new dynamic duo - Batman and RoninHoward Stern's autobiography - Howard the DickMilitary heroes join Olympic sports heroes as The Medal MenTales of flaming marsupials - Blazing WombatThey're troubadors who fight crime - Bards of PreyThe laziest man alive - Rip Hunter, Time WasterAtlas-Seaboard's Yiddish barbarian, IronjewThe vampire's other teeth - The Comb of DraculaThe sad story of Pete Best, the Blue BeatleSouth African humor classic, Little ZuluThe world's greatest Chinese chef - Shang-Chi, Master of Kung PaoLuke Cage builds skyscrapers as - Tower ManGet relationship advice from Dr. DateChrome-domes unite - The Brave and the BaldComputer humor from Millie the ModemThe junkyard hero, Salvage DragonDiscover Frank Castle's favorite watering holes in Punisher Bar JournalLearn Cimmerian profanity in The Savage F-word of ConanThe Man Without Clothes, BaredevilTony Stark converts to Scientology and becomes... L. Ron ManThe lisping African-American ballet star - The Black DantherThe mutant who wears too much makeup - Rouge |
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Post by Ish Kabbible on May 30, 2014 22:26:41 GMT -5
Rob Allen's too modest to repeat the one he created earlier:
Separated from his fellow Warriors 3 and thrown into a Nazi concentration camp,its time for Hogun's Heroes
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Post by Roquefort Raider on May 31, 2014 6:23:36 GMT -5
All-Jew X-Men star Magneto, Kitty Pryde and Sabra.
Marvel Two-On-One is an unfair match in which two heroes pummel one villain.
JLO is a book about Jennifer Lopez.
Thrill to the adventures of that constant layabout, Rip Hunter, time waster.
Jack Kirby's Goy's ranch explores the world of gentiles in the wild west.
Protecting innocents from STDs everywhere... the Black Condom!
Mercenary Angelo Moretti receives a transfusion of nanites that give him enhanced strength, fast-healing abilities and faster reflexes... as well as a bad case of bloody hemorrhoids. He's Bloodsh*t!
Sad tales of teen-age skin conditions... the ACNE novelty library.
Incredible Hull, a comic published by that city's tourism office.
And after they've been decimated in the course of Civil War, Marvel will re-launch the New warriors as The Few Warriors.
With his blond curly hair, is it any wonder that Him eventually became known as Adam Earlock?
In a time of underwater barbarism, Clam the unconquered is determined to make the world his oyster.
When super-heroes must get help for their torn, ripped and otherwise damaged uniforms, who are they gonna call? Dr. Loom!
When James Rhodes starts up the technological masterpiece at his disposal, no dirt shall prevail! Let all grimy floors beware... Wax machine!
Creepo is a comic magazine for dirty old men.
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Post by Roquefort Raider on May 31, 2014 6:26:11 GMT -5
After giving up on pursuing mass murderers, our hero became a stockbroker and made lots of dough. Nowadays, Horatio Hellpop drives a Lexus.
Namor, the Sub-Mariner, once made a generous donation of his imperial seed to a sperm bank. Now, twenty years later, a new generation of test-tube babies with incredible powers has grown up... They are the offspring of the Sovereign semen.
You'll have to reach the top shelf to get a copy of Gould's Dick Racy. The same holds true for Marvel comics' Sleepwanker.
Never has savagery been less entertaining!!!
Robert E. Howard's Dull, king of Valusia!
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Post by Spike-X on May 31, 2014 6:34:48 GMT -5
In an alternate reality, Aunt May accompanied her nephew Peter to that fateful science exhibition, where the spider ended up biting her instead of him. Now she fights crime and impoliteness as The Amazing Spider-Ma'am.
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Post by Spike-X on May 31, 2014 6:41:57 GMT -5
See what happens in Madame Toussaud's famous museum after dark, in Weird Wax Tales!
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2014 7:52:39 GMT -5
When supermodels take over Nascar - Hot Bod Racers
with the break-out star - Carwoman
When they get together I bet they swap some Weird Car Tales
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Post by foxley on May 31, 2014 8:14:56 GMT -5
Frank Miller's gritty tales of hard-boiled wine connoisseurs: Sip City
The story of a dyslexic anarchist: K for Vendetta
An alien parasite bestows x-ray vision and telepathy on a hipster and he becomes Hipman
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Post by DubipR on May 31, 2014 8:15:11 GMT -5
Saying the magic word,young Billy Batson gains the powers of the gods of ice cream- Captain CarvelInstead of Tawky Tawk the Tiger, Cookiepuss or Fudgie the Whale is his sidekick? |
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