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Post by DubipR on Jun 3, 2014 9:02:14 GMT -5
Archie trying to capture the lucrative world of reggaeton music with Jose & the Pussycats. Dr. Archie and Dr. Reggie getting ladies to make sure there's not cervical cancer with Pap Comics.
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Jun 3, 2014 12:41:24 GMT -5
Not having posted at CBR since the reboot, I realize that I am now a Jonah Ex.
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Post by Jesse on Jun 3, 2014 14:57:50 GMT -5
The Wild West is a much different place without any guns and only knives in All-Stab Western.
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Post by thebeastofyuccaflats on Jun 3, 2014 15:28:54 GMT -5
Look, bobbing in the water... it's Superbuoy!*
*(yeah, I totally stole this one from Kesel/Grummett; but I was stuck)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2014 14:14:13 GMT -5
Cowgirls unite, it's the Sisterhood of Steer!
The heaviest most durable comic ever...it''s Page of Bronze!
Yours for only $19.99 plus shipping and handling and if you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll send you the fabulous Carlock!
The Fastest drunk alive, it's The Flask! and his underage drinking companion Kid Flask! That ain't Kool-Aid baby!
Are you tired of running around seating all the patrons at their tables...then get new Host Rider! You too can be the Host with the Most and Hell on Wheels.
The most dumfounded hero of all, it's Gawkman the slack-jawed wonder.
Tailor to the cosmos, he sees rips everywhere, he's the Patcher.
Black ops animal assassination squad, it's Petworks, new from Image.
Clumsiest servant of all time, you can take her out of the jungle but you can't get her to function in polite society, it's Rima the Bungle Girl.
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Jun 4, 2014 15:33:09 GMT -5
A drunk Horatio Hellpop brags about his feminine conquests in Nexus greatest tits.
The most inept heroes of the DC universe join forces in Justice League Dork.
Alfred has to give another coat of black on the batmobile, one of the many uses of Batman ink.
Nuclear physicist Phil Seleski is trapped in a runaway reactor, and the radiation turns him into a giant tooth! He's now the one and only Dr. Molar!
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Post by foxley on Jun 4, 2014 17:16:18 GMT -5
Plumber Barry Allen is struck by lightning while unclogging a chemical toilet, and gains the power to wash the street of Central City clean of evil-doers. He becomes... The Flush
Once a month she will stain your teeth red. She is... Crimson Plaque
A comic that finally reveals the truth that we have long suspected about Red Sonja. She is... Queer Sonja
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2014 17:52:32 GMT -5
Set in a bleak future where overpopulation has led to mandatory alcohol upon one's twenty-first birthday...Logan's Rum
A never before seen cache of 100 fully penciled & inked pages of Neal Adams' Batman is found and promptly published by DC opportunists in Unsold Legend of Batman
Lara Croft goes after the perverted quack Bulgarian physician who besmirched her uterus with his scalpel in Womb Raider
Meet the toughest short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupial in in the armed forces in G.I. Wombat
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Jun 24, 2014 18:22:00 GMT -5
Too many kitty treats over the years, and now Selina Kyle is the rotund prowler of the night, Fatwoman.
Bruce Banner isn't as buff as his alter ego, but after a few years in the gym he's become an incredible hunk.
Rigor mortis set in after a team member's death, leaving only a h.a.r.d. Corpse.
Too many fries and onion rings make for a Heavy Meal.
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Post by MatthewP on Jun 24, 2014 18:44:07 GMT -5
Learn about the prophylactic properties of comic books in DC Comics Prevents
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 22:48:08 GMT -5
As part of the Marvel reboot, Marvel pushes the envelope of gender equality and publishes Capwoman, the new champion of America.
In Hank Pym's new status quo he creates an army of clones in Hankworld.
DC goes ape again with Brother Power the Gleek, as blue monkeys fight the establishment....
DC publishes a book devoted to fan complaints called the Bitching Hour...and a guide to getting your letters published in Bitchcraft.
Plans for a snuff comic called Ambush Bum were quickly shelved due to negative publicity though....
Dan Didio reveals his secret life as a used car salesman in Carlord...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2014 23:09:32 GMT -5
The world's first couple, Adam and Eve go serpent-hunting and forbidden fruiting in...BC Comics Presents
Diana Prince sets out to solve the national debt and defeat a looming recession in Ponder Woman
Paris, Miley, Kim and Lindsay start the mother of all reality drama queen shows in Brat Queens
Reed, Sue, Johnny and Ben enjoy the advantages of daylights saving time in The Fantastic Hour
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Jun 25, 2014 5:56:32 GMT -5
She has warts, she gives wet kisses, and her cookies taste terrible. Truly, she is the aunt of horror.
May parker has had a sex change and now Peter doesn't quite know what to make of his astonishing aunt-man.
...(and recycled from the old thread…)
The rod of justice himself, Wang, Charlton comics martial arts master.
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Post by foxley on Jun 25, 2014 6:28:29 GMT -5
The Prince of Darkness undergoes a sex change, and acquires the Womb of Dracula.
Spider-Man acquires a hip British mod as a sidekick and has to learn to Sling with Scooter.
Follow the adventures of Vincent Van Gogh in Weird Ear Tales (borrowed shamelessly from a typo in the Classic Cover Contest thread).
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Post by thebeastofyuccaflats on Jun 25, 2014 13:33:13 GMT -5
Hey, yo! OMAR in the world that's comin'!
(crickets)
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