Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2015 21:57:58 GMT -5
Warren endured a bit of a health crisis and scare this week, thinking he had possibly suffered a stroke-as he detailed it in his weekly newsletter...
Hopefully rest will allow him to recover and get back up and running. Our thoughts here at the house are with him and his family this week wishing him well. My dad suffered a stroke when I was a senior in high school, so I know how hard it is for all involved when that word is trotted out. Thankfully, it wasn't that, but it still is a scary experience to have to go through for anyone.
-M
So here's what happened.
++ A letter from Warren Ellis via orbitaloperations.com
I'd been feeling tired and crappy for a few weeks, with a couple of odd symptoms, and I had a note in my calendar to call the doctor on Friday to get an appointment. My blood pressure had been checked a few weeks earlier and was fine.
About fifteen years ago, my blood pressure tried to kill me. I was unconscious for six weeks and couldn't work for another six or seven weeks after that. Everything normalised afterwards, and I wasn't monitored.
When I started feeling crappy, I started taking a low-dose aspirin on my own, but stopped a week ago because I had a bruise that wasn't clearing up, as a result of thinned blood. Ha ha.
A few nights of broken sleep were topped by a very bad night's sleep on Wednesday night, largely due to a severe weather change in the area.
On Thursday, in bed, I had something that presented very much like a stroke. My entire right side was useless. The right side of my face was paralysed, and there was some aphasia and confusion. We immediately established that my face had not dropped, but everything else looked like a stroke. However, once I was wrestled to my feet, it started to pass, and two minutes later I was normal, making a coffee and having a cigarette (yeah, I know, but) because I knew I was on my way to the hospital (and I needed to be as sharp as possible in the circumstances to give a full report on admittance). I entered the hospital on my own power, stood and gave a ton of details to the reception team, and sat down. Within what must have been two minutes of sitting, it happened again, just as the triage nurse was coming to get me. It took four people to get me in the wheelchair. I was able to speak again as I got to resus, and ten minutes later I was accepted by the Acute Stroke team and rushed to the CT scanner.
Thrombosed, hooked up to a bag and monitors, obsessively checking my own physical and mental responses and capabilities. All good fun. And then I discovered that I had no internet access and barely any basic phone signal. Couldn't tell most people where I was.
On Friday, the diagnosis was transient ischaemic attack -- "mini-stroke," an early warning. Half an hour in the MRI, much blood extraction and the delivery of a couple of gallons of urine. I read two books during my stay, which ended Friday afternoon -- I'm not going to mention them, because they were terrible -- just through the determination to keep all the cognitive lights on and start burning new pathways if need be. By the way, the O and T keys on this laptop are dying, so, if you see missed letters, it's not because I have brain damage.
In fact, the MRI showed that I have no brain damage, and all my pipes and tubes are intact, strong and unfurred. No stroke, no transient ischaemic attack. I was released on Saturday, having returned entirely to normal with no damage from the episodes. My cholesterol is up, but otherwise I'm good. My leaving notes now say "miscellaneous neurological event." Which sounds almost insultingly boring.
What happened was that my fluctuating blood pressure decided it was time to try and kill me again.
I will have several more tests over the next few months on an outpatient basis, my GP has been told that in fact I did need monitoring the entire time because I've probably been building to this for a few years, I've been put on a statin, and -- wait for it -- I've also been put on the exact aspirin dose I took myself off a week ago. FUNNY JOKE, UNIVERSE
Right now, I am tired, covered in so many sucker marks from the monitor electrodes that I look like I've been sexually assaulted by an octopus, and hanging out with my kid, whose gift for having returned from university on Friday is to shadow her old man for a couple of days. I've cancelled two projects, I'm delaying three others, and I just pulled the battery out of the countdown clock.
So: not dead, but I thought for a while there that I might be. Or, at the very least, not capable of writing this newsletter or anything else. My blood pressure issue decided to disguise itself as a stroke, the ninja bastard, but it wasn't a stroke, at all, and I'm still here. Hi.
I am going to be TERRIBLE at replying to email for the next week, as I need to sleep and manage stress. And, trust me, stress relief is not something I get much of in my life.
You know what was nice? Late last night, I reconnected with brilliant Jenni Baird, the co-star of the GLOBAL FREQUENCY pilot from way back when. And she had a hangover, so she felt as bad as I did. That was a lovely thing to come home to.
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CUNNING PLANS is now on Kindle, iBooks, Nook and Kobo. If you like this newsletter, you will like that collection. It's 99 US cents or the local equivalent. HEY I NEARLY DIED DAMNIT
Can't wait to see how many people unsubscribe because of this one. Be good to yourself this week. Especially if you feel crappy right now. Things get better. And sometimes it's not a life-threatening world-crushing horror after all -- sometimes it's just a shit spike, and there are finer days ahead. See you next week.
++ A letter from Warren Ellis via orbitaloperations.com
I'd been feeling tired and crappy for a few weeks, with a couple of odd symptoms, and I had a note in my calendar to call the doctor on Friday to get an appointment. My blood pressure had been checked a few weeks earlier and was fine.
About fifteen years ago, my blood pressure tried to kill me. I was unconscious for six weeks and couldn't work for another six or seven weeks after that. Everything normalised afterwards, and I wasn't monitored.
When I started feeling crappy, I started taking a low-dose aspirin on my own, but stopped a week ago because I had a bruise that wasn't clearing up, as a result of thinned blood. Ha ha.
A few nights of broken sleep were topped by a very bad night's sleep on Wednesday night, largely due to a severe weather change in the area.
On Thursday, in bed, I had something that presented very much like a stroke. My entire right side was useless. The right side of my face was paralysed, and there was some aphasia and confusion. We immediately established that my face had not dropped, but everything else looked like a stroke. However, once I was wrestled to my feet, it started to pass, and two minutes later I was normal, making a coffee and having a cigarette (yeah, I know, but) because I knew I was on my way to the hospital (and I needed to be as sharp as possible in the circumstances to give a full report on admittance). I entered the hospital on my own power, stood and gave a ton of details to the reception team, and sat down. Within what must have been two minutes of sitting, it happened again, just as the triage nurse was coming to get me. It took four people to get me in the wheelchair. I was able to speak again as I got to resus, and ten minutes later I was accepted by the Acute Stroke team and rushed to the CT scanner.
Thrombosed, hooked up to a bag and monitors, obsessively checking my own physical and mental responses and capabilities. All good fun. And then I discovered that I had no internet access and barely any basic phone signal. Couldn't tell most people where I was.
On Friday, the diagnosis was transient ischaemic attack -- "mini-stroke," an early warning. Half an hour in the MRI, much blood extraction and the delivery of a couple of gallons of urine. I read two books during my stay, which ended Friday afternoon -- I'm not going to mention them, because they were terrible -- just through the determination to keep all the cognitive lights on and start burning new pathways if need be. By the way, the O and T keys on this laptop are dying, so, if you see missed letters, it's not because I have brain damage.
In fact, the MRI showed that I have no brain damage, and all my pipes and tubes are intact, strong and unfurred. No stroke, no transient ischaemic attack. I was released on Saturday, having returned entirely to normal with no damage from the episodes. My cholesterol is up, but otherwise I'm good. My leaving notes now say "miscellaneous neurological event." Which sounds almost insultingly boring.
What happened was that my fluctuating blood pressure decided it was time to try and kill me again.
I will have several more tests over the next few months on an outpatient basis, my GP has been told that in fact I did need monitoring the entire time because I've probably been building to this for a few years, I've been put on a statin, and -- wait for it -- I've also been put on the exact aspirin dose I took myself off a week ago. FUNNY JOKE, UNIVERSE
Right now, I am tired, covered in so many sucker marks from the monitor electrodes that I look like I've been sexually assaulted by an octopus, and hanging out with my kid, whose gift for having returned from university on Friday is to shadow her old man for a couple of days. I've cancelled two projects, I'm delaying three others, and I just pulled the battery out of the countdown clock.
So: not dead, but I thought for a while there that I might be. Or, at the very least, not capable of writing this newsletter or anything else. My blood pressure issue decided to disguise itself as a stroke, the ninja bastard, but it wasn't a stroke, at all, and I'm still here. Hi.
I am going to be TERRIBLE at replying to email for the next week, as I need to sleep and manage stress. And, trust me, stress relief is not something I get much of in my life.
You know what was nice? Late last night, I reconnected with brilliant Jenni Baird, the co-star of the GLOBAL FREQUENCY pilot from way back when. And she had a hangover, so she felt as bad as I did. That was a lovely thing to come home to.
++
CUNNING PLANS is now on Kindle, iBooks, Nook and Kobo. If you like this newsletter, you will like that collection. It's 99 US cents or the local equivalent. HEY I NEARLY DIED DAMNIT
Can't wait to see how many people unsubscribe because of this one. Be good to yourself this week. Especially if you feel crappy right now. Things get better. And sometimes it's not a life-threatening world-crushing horror after all -- sometimes it's just a shit spike, and there are finer days ahead. See you next week.
Hopefully rest will allow him to recover and get back up and running. Our thoughts here at the house are with him and his family this week wishing him well. My dad suffered a stroke when I was a senior in high school, so I know how hard it is for all involved when that word is trotted out. Thankfully, it wasn't that, but it still is a scary experience to have to go through for anyone.
-M
