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Post by tingramretro on Apr 9, 2017 8:47:23 GMT -5
As we can see with the scene on the last page, this is something of an understatement, as "some fifty miles to the north", the bizarrely garbed Professor Scott prepares to unleash his metallic avian companion on a smoke belching factory, while proclaiming "let naught but rubble remain, where yon palace of pollution stands! So commands Lord Hawk!" Is an eco-warrior super-villain in the offing? Yep, and long before it became fashionable!
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Post by codystarbuck on Apr 9, 2017 19:57:06 GMT -5
Is an eco-warrior super-villain in the offing? Yep, and long before it became fashionable! Well, if you discount the original season of the Super Friends. That was pretty every episode..
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Post by tingramretro on Apr 10, 2017 4:13:26 GMT -5
Captain Britain #28 (April '77)Script: Gary Friedrich/Larry Lieber Art: John Buscema/Tom Palmer "Night of the Hawk!" Our story begins with a slumbering Brian Braddock conveniently dreaming an expository flashback scene in which he builds a remote controlled robot hawk for kindly old Professor Scott, testing it out as Captain Britain (so this is a recent development) before handing it over. Unfortunately, Scott (who is referred to in the text as Robert, though several years later a volume of the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe will inexplicably decide his first name is Willard) is, unbeknown to Brian, as mad as an extremely mad thing indeed, and as our scene shifts we find him busily using his now weaponized robo-hawk to destroy a factory while proclaiming that "our misguided nation has fouled its air, polluted its water and sold its soul!" The self styled Lord Hawk is on a mission to purify the land by the systematic destruction of everythinng that pollutes it, and we find out via Brian and his continuing flashback problem (he's awake now, but still conveniently daydreaming his way through Hawk's origin story) that the event which set him on this course was the death of the last of his beloved hunting hawks, apparently poisoned by pollution. Scott's grief over his bird's passing prompted Brian to create Robo-bird for him, which seems a spectacularly stupid move to have made given that the Professor was widely regarded as a nutcase and even Brian reflects of the bird that "I'm glad you'll belong to a kind and trustworthy old gentleman! In the wrong hands, you could be a menace!" Well why build the bloody thing, then? And come to think of it, how did a physics student build an advanced flying robot, anyway? Eventually, Brian stops daydreaming and arranges via a phone call to visit the Professor, who entreats him to "come early"...before thinking to himself "for the sooner you arrive--the sooner you will die!!" There's gratitude for you...anyway, Hawk then picks up the daydream narrative, explaining to us how the arrival of Brian's gift caused him to hatch his plan to get revenge on the society that killed his pets, and how he hired an unemployed munitions worker to weaponize his bird, before shooting the man dead when it became apparent that he thought they were going to use it for personal profit in a criminal partnership. Back in London, Captain Britain stumbles upon some thugs trying to mug Brian Braddock's cleaner, Mrs Anderson, and saves her, only for her to mistake him for another robber on the fairly sensible grounds that he's wearing a mask. A disillusioned Brian then runs into the long absent Courtney Ross, but any development of his neglected social life is forestalled by his seeing a report about Lord Hawk's attack on the factory in The Times (which is, of course, the newspaper of choice for students, and not in any way the only British newspaper Gary Friedrich had actually heard of) and realizing what a complete twonk he's been. Brian abandons a baffled Courtney and runs off to track down Lord Hawk, which should be easy enough as the villain is even now waiting in ambush for him, having reasoned that "even though the son of my late friend has treated me most kindly, when he learns to what purpose I have turned his "gift", he will become a bitter and deadly foe!" No good deed ever goes unpunished, Brian... Oh, and we're also told that the entire interminable Red Skull storyline occurred over just three days for Brian. Now that's just not fair!
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Post by tarkintino on Apr 11, 2017 8:27:54 GMT -5
Yep, and long before it became fashionable! Well, if you discount the original season of the Super Friends. That was pretty every episode.. You are not kidding. That "we can't punch anyone" season was one, long whine/finger wagging with not a single super villain in sight.
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Post by codystarbuck on Apr 11, 2017 10:02:47 GMT -5
Well, if you discount the original season of the Super Friends. That was pretty every episode.. You are not kidding. That "we can't punch anyone" season was one, long whine/finger wagging with not a single super villain in sight. Well, there was The Raven, the guy Superman jailed, who had the spores and puts Superman on trial, during the episode. He came closest. There was also the crooks who were manipulating Prof. Baffles, the guy with the disappearing formula, that left a smell of almonds. But, that was about it. Everyone else was an overzealous crusader. It wasn't Hanna-Barbera's fault, though. The network clamped down big time after the watchdogs got all over them about the Adv. of Batman (the original Filmation Batman) and the level of violence there; plus, the other adventure shows, like Space Ghost and Jonny Quest. The network caved and put in rules about violence and educational content. The environmental and social themes of the episodes allowed the Super Friends to deliver educational dialogue and talk about working through government to create change. When they brought the show back in '77, they loosened up a bit and brought in a couple of comic villains and some average baddies. They went whole hog with Challenge and the Legion of Doom. That got them in a bit of trouble, as the constant escapes of the LOD got their dander up and they had to put in a few where they are caught, at the end. I bought the Super Friends dvds, as they came out (mostly out of nostalgia) and the original season actually holds up pretty well, from a dramatic standpoint; especially compared to some of the later episodes. It still seems excessively preachy; but, the episodes are well written. It's also cool to see the Toth influence all through it, since he did the model designs. It's like an entire run of a Toth Justice League. He did do some of the character models, later for the LOD, so he did get to use some of the villains.
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Post by tingramretro on Apr 12, 2017 9:21:03 GMT -5
Captain Britain #29 (April '77)Script: Gary Friedrich/Larry Lieber Art: John Buscema/Fred Kida "Lonely are the Hunted!" Brian Braddock arrives, as Captain Britain, at Professor Scott's "isolated shanty" in "the dense beechwood forests of Buckinghamshire", in search of the loony Lord Hawk (Retired professors don't tend to be totally impoverished, so presumably Hawk is living in this apparently semi-derelict dump as some sort of strange lifestyle choice connected to his eco-warrior activities). Our hero is immediately attacked by the robotic hawk his alter ego stupidly supplied the professor with, and after a lengthy battle ends up unconscious. Tying CB up and taking him into his shack, Lord Hawk then rather oddly takes a bit of a breather to read about his prisoner in The Times (yes, this really does appear to be the only newspaper in Britain in the Marvel Universe) rather than, say, killing or even unmasking him. Having determined that his costumed captive is something of a celebrity, Hawk decides that killing him in a very public way will better serve his purpose, and duly plants a homing beacon "beneath the skin of our unsuspecting superhero", before leaving him. The homing device, naturally, was provided by Brian Braddock, we are told. Could this kid get any more stupid? At this point, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he gifted the kindly old gentleman with a high-tech base hidden in a dormant volcano, as well! Hours later, CB awakens, changes back into Brian Braddock, and heads back to London via a sleepy litte rural railway station. He is unaware that he's being followed by Lord Hawk (who nonetheless fails to recognize him as Braddock), at least until he's back in the metropolis...where the robot bird attacks the bus he is now travelling on, right in the middle of Piccadilly Circus!
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Post by codystarbuck on Apr 12, 2017 10:38:25 GMT -5
You know, if that was drawn about a quarter inch lower, diagonally, that fight would take on a whole new Freudian vision.
I'm sure you're right about The Times, on the writer's radar; but, I doubt any editor was going to let them have CB reading The Sun and cupping his hands in front of his chest, saying "Wheeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww..........get a load of them Bristols!" It's a book published by a large corporation; so, CB isn't going to be reading The Guardian.
They should have paid attention to Jim Hacker...
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Post by starscape on Apr 13, 2017 0:01:38 GMT -5
I was getting really bored of Cap's adventures now. Terminally long Red Skull (in which Brian discovers he has the power to disintegrate, then never uses it again), followed by someone as rubbish as Lord Hawk. Come on Marvel. Put a bit of effort into it!
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Post by tingramretro on Apr 13, 2017 1:58:36 GMT -5
I was getting really bored of Cap's adventures now. Terminally long Red Skull (in which Brian discovers he has the power to disintegrate, then never uses it again), followed by someone as rubbish as Lord Hawk. Come on Marvel. Put a bit of effort into it! They tended to forget what the quarterstaff could do more often than not. Maybe Brian just had a terrible memory when under stress.
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Post by tingramretro on May 11, 2017 9:27:04 GMT -5
Captain Britain #30 (May '77)Script: Gary Friedrich/Larry Lieber Art: John Buscema/Tom Palmer "Panic in Piccadilly!" "Attack, my pretty! Strike down this unholy mass of modernization! We must purify the land and return to the simplicity of our glorious past!" So speaks Lord Hawk as he and his "winged fortress" lay waste to a small area of Piccadilly Circus...and if it's a little unlikely he's going to make much headway in his mission by destroying the modern world a few square feet at a time, well, maybe that's so, but at least he's got a nice line in traditional villain dialogue! You've never heard Bendis write a rant like that. Naturally, Captain Britain is determined to stop the winged menace...mostly because, as he keeps reminding us, he stupidly created it. Sadly, he appears to have built the bird rather too well, as it just keeps getting the better of him despite basically just being a drone (I'm not entirely sure why he doesn't just go after the operator rather than the bird; maybe he just doesn't think of it?) Anyway, the situation becomes even more complicated when two more of our regular cast get involved; Inspector Thomas, who on hearing that Captain Britain is fighting a rampaging robot bird in a crowded public place, naturally decides to ignore the bird and capture the vigilante (!), and Courtney Ross, who arrives by chance, runs out into the street to say "hi" to the Captain (in the middle of a fight!!!?) and promptly gets hit by a bus. What a total airhead! As the Captain is wracked with guilt over having gotten Courtney hurt by...umm...just existing, and then has to flee from te police, Lord Hawk sneaks off unnoticed to plan his next move... I'm not actually sure who's dumber-the villain, who thinks he can destroy the world one street at a time, the hero, who having armed the villain, can't stop him, the bimbo with no road sense, or the police officer with all the wrong priorities. They're all about as hopeless as each other, to be honest...
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Post by Roquefort Raider on May 11, 2017 11:59:16 GMT -5
I'm not actually sure who's dumber-the villain, who thinks he can destroy the world one street at a time, the hero, who having armed the villain, can't stop him, the bimbo with no road sense, or the police officer with all the wrong priorities. They're all about as hopeless as each other, to be honest... That pretty much seemed to be the Chitauri's plan in the Avengers movie!
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Post by codystarbuck on May 11, 2017 21:20:13 GMT -5
I'm not actually sure who's dumber-the villain, who thinks he can destroy the world one street at a time, the hero, who having armed the villain, can't stop him, the bimbo with no road sense, or the police officer with all the wrong priorities. They're all about as hopeless as each other, to be honest... That pretty much seemed to be the Chitauri's plan in the Avengers movie! Well, that's because nobody had a map and the New Yorkers weren't very friendly to tourists.
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Post by tingramretro on Jul 3, 2017 9:52:51 GMT -5
And yep, every cover is gone. No more can be shown without paying extortionate rates to Photobucket. So that's this thread done. Cheers, Photo****it.
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Post by Confessor on Jul 3, 2017 16:29:22 GMT -5
And yep, every cover is gone. No more can be shown without paying extortionate rates to Photobucket. So that's this thread done. Cheers, Photo****it. Oh no, what a shame. Was it just front covers that you uploaded to this thread on each review? Because you could always upload them again somewhere else and edit each post to insert the new url. Time consuming, I know, but I'd be happy to help out with that, rather than have the thread abandoned.
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Post by codystarbuck on Jul 4, 2017 0:04:29 GMT -5
Both Mile High Comics site and Comic Vine have cover images for the original Captain britain series; so, you can always link the image, like I do on my reviews. Mile High's have their stamp at the bottom; but, it isn't too intrusive. Comic Vine has clean images. Grand Comics Database has all of the original covers scanned, plus the 80s series, Daredevils and other stuff.
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