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Post by DE Sinclair on Mar 24, 2015 11:22:46 GMT -5
If Texas had monkeys, I would feel infinitely more kindly toward Texas. I'd call Ted Cruz a monkey, but monkeys are actually useful. In other news, monkeys are now disavowing evolution because they don't want people to think they're related to Ted Cruz. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 11:24:29 GMT -5
Cruz is pretty good at flinging feces, though, as apparently are monkeys.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 11:25:37 GMT -5
If Texas had monkeys, I would feel infinitely more kindly toward Texas. Contrary to the comics ads from way back when, monkeys are l argely nasty creatures. They bide their time waiting for the opportunity to bite or pee on you. Unless of course they're large enough to try to kill you. Plus there's the whole banana breath thing. you attempt to steer the conversation toward Texans, for reasons none too clear to me. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 11:25:42 GMT -5
If Texas had monkeys, I would feel infinitely more kindly toward Texas. Contrary to the comics ads from way back when, monkeys are largely nasty creatures. They bide their time waiting for the opportunity to bite or pee on you. Unless of course they're large enough to try to kill you. Plus there's the whole banana breath thing. Who're you calling banana breath....?  -M |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 11:26:13 GMT -5
Isn't that the guy in Blues Traveler?
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Post by DE Sinclair on Mar 24, 2015 11:26:26 GMT -5
Cruz is pretty good at flinging feces, though, as apparently are monkeys. The difference being that I'm pretty sure the monkeys know what they're throwing around is crap. I'm afraid Cruz doesn't know the difference. |
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Post by adamwarlock2099 on Mar 24, 2015 11:32:35 GMT -5
No instead they give us banana spiders....  -M Spoilet tags M! spoiler tags!!!! ;-) Burn it with fire!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 11:34:45 GMT -5
No instead they give us banana spiders.... -M Spoilet tags M! spoiler tags!!!! ;-) Burn it with fire!!! Trust me, you don't want a spider like that lurking unseen..... -M |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 11:36:00 GMT -5
We have those spiders in Illinois, too. They're quite scary. But I can think of about 100 things that are scarier.
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Post by DE Sinclair on Mar 24, 2015 11:36:55 GMT -5
No instead they give us banana spiders.... -M Spoilet tags M! spoiler tags!!!! ;-) Burn it with fire!!! That's actually my preferred method of ending outside spider encroachment. Lysol and a lighter. If they leave me alone, I leave them alone. But if they get too close to the house... |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 11:38:57 GMT -5
Spoilet tags M! spoiler tags!!!! ;-) Burn it with fire!!! That's actually my preferred method of ending outside spider encroachment. Lysol and a lighter. If they leave me alone, I leave them alone. But if they get too close to the house... the burning Lysol napalm catches the house on fire and burns it down to prevent the spider from getting in? -M |
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Post by adamwarlock2099 on Mar 24, 2015 11:47:49 GMT -5
We have those spiders in Illinois, too. They're quite scary. But I can think of about 100 things that are scarier. I honestly can't. In our last house which behind us up on the hill there was excavation for new homes. For about two years our house was overrun with wolf spiders, scorpions, and centipedes. With small snakes in the yard. The wolf spiders got to be in the phone book vs gravity experiment. Al other creatures if possible were saved and released back in the wild. Spiders almost paralyze me with fear. That's actually my preferred method of ending outside spider encroachment. Lysol and a lighter. If they leave me alone, I leave them alone. But if they get too close to the house... the burning Lysol napalm catches the house on fire and burns it down to prevent the spider from getting in? -M I call that mission accomplished. :-) |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Mar 24, 2015 11:47:53 GMT -5
That's actually my preferred method of ending outside spider encroachment. Lysol and a lighter. If they leave me alone, I leave them alone. But if they get too close to the house... the burning Lysol napalm catches the house on fire and burns it down to prevent the spider from getting in? -M Legal disclaimer: Not recommended for direct use on house, plants, pets, or anything flammable. In fact, don't do it at all. I'm not going to explain it to the insurance company.
Same reason I never told my daughter how to make the tennis ball mortars we made when I was a kid.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 12:45:46 GMT -5
Interesting theory on the formation of our solar system and why we may be a little different than what's out there.... Jupiter the Destroyer-M Some music to accompany your reading of the article... |
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Post by Confessor on Mar 24, 2015 13:05:09 GMT -5
That's actually my preferred method of ending outside spider encroachment. Lysol and a lighter. If they leave me alone, I leave them alone. But if they get too close to the house... the burning Lysol napalm catches the house on fire and burns it down to prevent the spider from getting in? You can never be too careful where spiders are concerned. |
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