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Post by Roquefort Raider on Jun 18, 2018 5:29:28 GMT -5
Nightcrawler is a drama queen. Also, how did those manacles keep him from teleporting away? As I recall, the X-Men are wearing power-negating necklaces. No good supervillain leaves home without a good supply of those!
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Post by rberman on Jun 18, 2018 22:55:48 GMT -5
Intermission: Kitty’s KitBecause comic book fans like to debate (okay, argue), there’s been substantial discussion about Kitty’s costume as depicted in Astonishing X-Men and subsequent works. First, let’s review the history of X-Men uniforms. The limitations of cheap color printing processes in the mid 20th century, combined with the desire for people appearing next to (or front and back of) each other not to have the same colors, led Marvel generally to color its heroes yellow, blue, red, and white; and its villains green, orange, purple, and black. So the X-Men were yellow and blue. (Though perhaps the blue was supposed to represent black? This is unclear to me.) Magneto was red and purple; his red was not a problem in that particular case since the X-Men had no red. In issue #27, the X-Men got new costumes, courtesy of Jean, with the blue no longer limited to tights and sleeves; now it extended onto the flanks as well, with a yellow central panel that tapered from the shoulders to the waist. This tends to make the shoulders look broad and heroic. It also has the happy effect of forming an “X” (extending downward through the thighs) with the vertex at the “X” belt buckle. In the Bronze Age, artists like Mike Grell and Dave Cockrum loved this effect, giving it to many costumes that ended up on the Legion of Super Heroes, sometimes with a frank X over the chest or sometimes tapering to the waist as with the X-Men redesign. John Byrne’s redesign of Wolverine’s costume added this element to him as well: “X” featured prominently on the body stockings of three members of X-Factor, but in my judgment this was overly garish and did not really work. When Kitty Pryde joined the team as a trainee, she wore a version of the issue #27 Jean Grey redesign costume, except with black sleeves and tights instead of blue: Kitty experimented with many alternative costumes over the next few years, including the zany one with roller skates and gold lame tights: But she kept coming back to versions of her student costume, sometimes with added red highlights on the distal arms and legs, and sometimes with a big yellow “X” on her forehead. So when she wears this upon her demotion from the X-Men to the New Mutants trainee squad, she's not so much unhappy with the costume as she is jealous that the new kids are getting to wear it also. This has been mis-interpreted by some to mean that she thought she had outgrown that costume, even though she had been wearing the version with “X” on the forehead just two issues back, during the Brood climax. But that’s not what she said. She liked it; in fact, it was a part of her identity, in that teenage way that an article of clothing, an accessory, or a haircut can seem like a vital element of one’s personality. So when Kitty returns in Astonishing X-Men, it’s entirely reasonable for her to choose a version of this same suit: It makes sense. My only complaint is that without the trunks, the yellow jumpsuit features a midline seam visible all the way down into the crotch. This has an unfortunate “vulva effect” on female characters that really ought to be avoided. Thankfully, the briefs are back on the most recent version, which also features a modest V-neck and a popped collar.
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Post by badwolf on Jun 19, 2018 10:25:05 GMT -5
Sounds like the Prof needs to oil his wheels!
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Post by rberman on Jun 19, 2018 22:28:38 GMT -5
#13 “Torn” 1/6 (April 2006)
The Story: This issue is all about characterization. We start with a surprising flashback: The time is just prior to Grant Morrison’s run on New X-Men. Cassandra Nova is in Ecuador, with the Master Mold in the background, and she’s offering a Faustian deal to none other than Emma Frost. Cassandra is going to give Emma a secondary mutation, the power to turn to diamond. This will allow Emma to survive the destruction of Genosha, infiltrate the X-Men, and serve as a sleeper agent for Cassandra, activated when the time is right. Wolverine gives the students a workout in the Danger Room, leaving them all in a pile. Hisako cusses him out in Japanese and is chagrined when he responds in kind. Oops! This particular student has set her sights on the particular career goal of becoming an X-Man. Kitty and Peter catch some snuggle time under an autumn oak tree, but when she dozes off, she has a horrific dream of her dead father. Later, the two embrace and kiss in his bedroom. On the deck of the S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier, Special Agent Brand argues with a female operative (Agent Hill?) before rocketing off to the S.W.O.R.D. HQ, revealed to be on an orbiting satellite called The Peak.Scott Summers hangs out with Hank McCoy in the lab and is evasive when asked about his relationship with Emma. It seems he’s avoiding her, angered by her defense last issue of the enslavement of Danger by Xavier.Emma conferences in her room with the cabal we saw last issue: Sebastian Shaw, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Cassandra Nova, and the white-gloved, hooded figure called “ Perfection.” It’s time for Emma to act, they tell her. She goes to Scott’s bedroom and interrupts his bill-paying session, taking the form of Phoenix in his mind. My Two Cents: Woah, quite a jump forward in time! It’s been eight months of real time since the previous issue of Astonishing X-Men was published. The book is now essentially a bimonthly, with six issues released between April and December 2006. Emma has done "Phoenix cosplay" with Scott before, and it ought to be quite a sore point with him for the friction it caused in his marriage to Jean. Whedon is giving Grant Morrison’s work a major retcon. On the one hand, he’s providing an explanation for how Emma gained the ability to turn to diamond. It didn’t just happen conveniently at the moment when it would be really useful to happen; it was part of a greater scheme. Do I believe that the telepath Cassandra Nova also has the ability to grant new mutant powers to people? Ehhh…. As for the rest: Whedon has retconned Emma Frost to be a puppet during the destruction of Genosha. Her memory of the jungle meeting with Cassandra Nova was wiped as part of a long-range revenge plan in case Cassandra was defeated by the X-Men, as indeed she was, when her consciousness was stuffed inside the Shi’ar Superguardian called Stuff.Grant Morrison hinted in "Here Comes Tomorrow" that X-student Ernst was Cassandra-in-Stuff, but that story’s canonicity is questionable. Of all the new mutants introduced by Morrison, Whedon is only using the Cuckoos, and even then only in cameos, so we don’t know what happened to any of the Special Class who were duped by Magneto. At any rate, now we see Cassandra and three others sitting there in Emma’s room in the X-mansion. How did they get here? What were they doing in Genosha? They seem to go wherever Emma does. When Logan is training the students, Beast asks Scott, “… and we assume the children are going to survive the experience because…” This is a callback to “Welcome to the X-Men… Hope you survive the experience!” as featured on the covers introducing Kitty and Rogue to the team. Hisako’s power is related to her Shinto faith; the power of her ancestors flows through her, providing strength and protection. Unlike the mystic Grant Morrison, practitioner of Chaos Magic, Joss Whedon is an avowed atheist, yet one who had no problem depicting Christian iconography such as crosses being effective in the fight against evil in Buffy. Christianity doesn’t figure directly into Whedon’s story here one way or the other, but we will get to see alien religion playing a role down the line.
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Post by badwolf on Jun 20, 2018 12:18:54 GMT -5
And sorta when Havok rejoined...
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Post by rberman on Jun 20, 2018 22:04:48 GMT -5
#14 “Torn” 2/6 (June 2006)
The Story: Emma Frost plays sexual mind games with Scott Summers. First, she’s J ean Grey, and he’s Scott, re-enacting their time on the mesa from X-Men #132. Then she's Emma, and he's Logan. Then comes a trip to the "Black Bug Room" introduced by Grant Morrison, and then Emma takes Scott to his childhood. She shows him that his inability to hold back his optic blasts is actually a product of his own subconscious mind, manufactured to give him an area of his life in which he can exercise control when the rest of his pubescent life felt out of control. Interesting! Emma flips the switch in his subconscious, allowing his power to cease triggering – but also leaving him comatose and drooling. Kitty Pryde and Peter Rasputin provide some comic relief when their bedroom antics cause her to lose control and phase naked through the floor down into the mansion’s TV room, where she’s obliged to grab a couch blanket before racing past multiple students up the stairs. Also, is the student in that scene wearing a T-shirt with the Pyslocke sigil on it? Down the lab, Hank McCoy is working, but who should walk up behind him but Cassandra Nova? Cliffhangers abound… My Two Cents: I’m not sure exactly what’s going on between Scott and Emma here. If this were just soap opera, I’d say Emma is alarmed that her casual comment drove Scott away two issues ago, and now she’s trying to win him back the way she won him in the first place: by casting herself as Phoenix in a psychic fantasy. But after Jean’s death as Phoenix in Morrison’s “Planet X” arc, that would be a bad call which just reminds Scott of how he hurt Jean with this sort of cosplay last time. Emma hits closer to home when she helps Scott imagine himself as Logan, the X-Man that every kid wanted to be in the mid 80s. Scott wants to be Logan, “the poster child for mutant cool” as Emma puts it, though as Grant Morrison reminded us, Logan wants to be Scott. I like Whedon’s retcon about Scott’s (lack of) control over his power. It makes a sort of sense when compared with the Weapon Plus arc from Grant Morrison, in which Scott’s optic blasts failed to function while he was depressed over the apparent destruction of his marriage. In the loss of Scott’s parents, Whedon finds a trauma old and strong enough to be a plausible explanation. This is similar to psychological theories of how bulimia can begin as a desire for people to find an area in their life that they can successfully control, even if that control comes at a terrible personal cost. Logan’s gruffly terse “’bout time” upon seeing Kitty and Peter come down for breakfast was well played. Grant Morrison had previously implied that Logan’s sense of smell is so acute that he can’t help but know who is sleeping with whom all around him. Whedon doesn’t give Logan an arc of his own, but Logan makes a great avuncular grouch, a far cry from the omnicomptent ninja/spy of the heady Claremont period. The flashback to X-Men #132 gives us an opportunity to contrast two different theories of comic book art. Both sequences depict the same scene. It’s the last moment of happiness that Jean and Scott have, the picnic and lovemaking atop a remote mesa, before tragedy strikes over the next several issues, culminating in Jean’s death. Here’s the dialogue in each version of the scene, with Whedon’s version imagining what happens on the mesa after Claremont’s scene: Chris Claremont/John Byrne versionClaremont/Byrne’s version has five panels on 2/3 of one page: two long shots (full body), two medium shots (waist up), and one close-up. Word balloons appear above and below the figures. We can really only see Scott’s face well once, and Jean’s face well once, due to the distance and angles of the shots, though Byrne does his typical excellent job working with the space available to convey emotion. Byrne’s three vertical panels and two horizontal panels speak to his Bronze Age expertise in fitting the images to the space like a Tetris board. Sometimes we get the feeling he would have preferred more space; the third panel in particular would have benefitted from at least twice the width available, and the first two panels are also forced to crop part of Scott out of the frame in a way that no photographer would have recommended. Contrast that with the spacious opportunities of modern decompression here: Joss Whedon/John Cassaday versionForm follows function. Although the two versions have about the same number of words, the Claremont/Byrne version has to spend almost half of them explaining super-powers to the novice reader (Scott’s optic blast and Jean’s tramsutation of her clothing, described as “telekinesis,” which doesn’t seem like the right word). Whedon/Cassaday give it 3.25 pages with 13 widescreen (full page width) panels: one extreme close-up (the visor), four close-ups (two of Scott, two of Jean), seven medium shots (upper chest and head of Jean and Scott), and one extreme long shot (watching the setting sun). One of the medium shots is actually recycled from the previous panel and slightly zooms in, simulating camera movement, suggesting that the reader is literally being drawn into this intimate scene. The full height of each panel is given up to figures, with sky above their heads only in the extreme long shot and one medium-close shot. But there’s plenty of space for word balloons on the sides of the widescreen panels, where much of Cassaday’s pages are given over to the changing colors of the setting sun, which is some combination of pretty and indulgent, depending on your appreciation for such things. Cassaday makes full use of the extra space afforded, and the extra detail of modern printing techniques, in the last two panels, where Emma twists the knife, making Jean devalue Scott’s concern over the danger of his power. I had never thought before about the plot point which Whedon raises here: through Scott’s visor or glasses, everyone is a redhead. He met Jean after his powers activated, so he’d never seen her real hair color before. Or her green eyes. Whedon gives us some nice symmetry between the first and the last lines of dialogue in this plot thread:
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Post by rberman on Jun 21, 2018 23:24:02 GMT -5
#15 “Torn” 3/6 (August 2006)
The Story: Danger infiltrates The Peak (S.W.O.R.D’s Earth-orbiting satellite) to make a proposition to Ord of the Breakworld. Special Agent Brand and Sydren try to make sense of the latest chaos at the Xavier School, getting some more fun banter. Emma Frost, having turned off both Cyclops’ optic blasts and brain in the previous issue, feigns distress over his comatose state the next morning, but Kitty Pryde notices that Scott and Emma’s bed hasn’t even been slept in, so Emma obviously is lying that she just found him comatose when she awakened after a normal night. Events move quickly now, with each of our heroes incapacitated by a different attack from Emma's villainous associates. Sebastian Shaw wins a punching contest against Colossus. Cassandra Nova appears in Beast’s lab and turns him feral again, just as she did during Grant Morrison's run. Then she regresses Wolverine’s mind so that he’s a scared country bumpkin kid. Beast chases Logan into the ladies’ restroom where the eyeless teen Blindfold is making dire predictions to Hisako. Negasonic Teenage Warhead dreams Kitty can’t stop from phasing deep into the earth, and so it happens. Kitty struggles throughout the issue to reverse this effect, phasing deep into the earth before (hero moment!) she’s able to get control of the situation and come back up, in a scene modeled on Wolverine’s big hero moment of yore: My Two Cents: This was an excellent tension-raising issue. Mental attacks on Beast, Kitty, and Logan make perfect sense, and seeing wild cat Beast chase scaredy-cat Logan around the mansion made for a great action/comedy sequence. Hisako gives a hint of the full potential of her mutant "armor" power, going into a red “rage mode” that surprises even her. Negasonic Teenage Warhead appeared for a mere two panels early in Grant Morrison’s New X-Men run before dying in Genosha. She was one of Emma’s telepathic students who died in Genosha. Her name wasn’t even given at the time, nor her powers; she was just a spooky goth girl. Her reality-warping power doesn’t seem to have anything to do with her pretentious codename, which sounds more like a bubblegum-smacking valley girl than a goth queen. The name was repurposed in the Deadpool films for a sullen teen with fire-based powers, but even then she acts like someone who would adopt a similarly grumpy codename, maybe “Bite Me Girl” or “Go Suck an Egg Lass” or something. But for the purposes of Whedon's story, the obvious question is how Negasonic is even alive at all, since we saw her dead in Emma's arms after the Genosha extinction. For that matter, Cassandra Nova is supposed to be locked away in Xavier's basement, not roaming the halls screwing with the minds of X-Men. And last time, Cassandra's approch was much more direct and violent, shredding Wolverine's arm with a thought, and demolishing the entire Shi'ar Imperial Guard single-handedly. so why is she using subterfuge and participating in a villain team this time around? Mysteries about amidst the action!
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Post by badwolf on Jun 22, 2018 12:12:56 GMT -5
Negasonic Teenage Warhead gets her name from a Monster Magnet song.
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Post by rberman on Jun 22, 2018 21:40:11 GMT -5
Negasonic Teenage Warhead gets her name from a Monster Magnet song. Kitty gets in a good quip about her at Grant Morrison's expense in the next issue.
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Post by rberman on Jun 22, 2018 21:47:51 GMT -5
#16 “Torn” 4/6 (October 2006)
The Story: Danger helps Ord of the Breakworld escape from S.W.O.R.D.’s orbital platform The Peak. Danger has learned from S.W.O.R.D.’s files about which X-Man is the one predicted to destroy the Breakworld. Ord is happy to have some help killing the X-Men. Beast and Logan continue their cat and scaredy-cat “game” in the woods behind the Xavier Mansion. Logan is terrified by Beast and more terrified by his own instinctive reaction to Beast’s presence: The super-villain team ( Sebastian Shaw, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Cassandra Nova, Emma Frost, and the mysterious hooded Perfection) gathers in the mansion basement and attempts unsuccessfully to breach a container they call The Manger. Emma gets blasted with lasers and mocked by her comrades. Blindfold, Hisako, and Kitty Pryde simultaneously find Peter and Scott unconscious in the infirmary. Then Kitty finds Logan out in the yard babbling about a giant blue moose (meaning Beast) and a bald woman. Kitty wasn’t around to meet Cassandra Nova last time but has probably heard of her. Kitty ambushes Emma Frost and drags her into the earth, abandoning her inside a small cave deep underground. Kitty leaves Emma trapped in the cave and returns to the mansion. She encounters the villain Perfection, who removes the cloak and is revealed underneath as… Emma Frost in White Queen gear? But didn't Kitty just leave Emma down underground? Kitty is as confused as we are. My Two Cents: There's really not a lot for me to say! No deep meaning here, just another delightful issue melding action with fun dialogue. Kitty is clearly the hero of the moment, taking charge of a messed up situation. John Cassaday takes care to keep her looking more "girl next door" than super-glam, which sets her apart from the overly demonstrative and plasticized Emma.
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Post by Cheswick on Jun 23, 2018 0:45:55 GMT -5
Negasonic Teenage Warhead gets her name from a Monster Magnet song. Kitty gets in a good quip about her at Grant Morrison's expense in the next issue. If Negasonic Teenage Warhead doesn't prove they have run out of names then, surely, Blindfold does .
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Post by rberman on Jun 23, 2018 5:56:01 GMT -5
Kitty gets in a good quip about her at Grant Morrison's expense in the next issue. If Negasonic Teenage Warhead doesn't prove they have run out of names then, surely, Blindfold does . I was thinking more about "Wing" myself...
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Post by rberman on Jun 23, 2018 21:21:21 GMT -5
#17 “Torn” 5/6 (November 2006)
The Story: Last issue closed with Kitty Pryde confronting the telepathic White Queen, so it’s not a good sign that this issue changes scene abruptly to depict Kitty and Peter’s joy over the birth of their son Michael. Then the scene shifts abruptly to an autumn day eighteen months later, with the X-Men (including Peter) ambushing Kitty and kidnapping Michael, who is said to have “terrible power.” Then in the blink of an eye, we’re another eighteen months later, and Kitty, confronting Peter, learns that Michael is “in the basement in a box.” Then the punchline: All of this happened in the blink of an eye, between the White Queen and Kitty in the mansion hall. The Queen needed Kitty to break into the manger and retrieve Stuff, the Shi’ar Superguardian into whose artificial body the mind of Cassandra Nova had been stuffed back in Grant Morrison’s New X-Men run. Kitty (hero moment?) succeeds at extracting Stuff, giving us this horrific scene of her confused delight: It’s evident that Cassandra Nova is operating from inside Emma Frost’s brain, having planted herself there years before when the two of them met in Ecuador. All of the super-villains we’ve been seeing are simply mental projections from Emma of people she’s known: her former boss ( Sebastian Shaw), her murdered student ( Negasonic Teenage Warhead), her former self (The White Queen). Cassandra declares her intention to free her full mind from Stuff and claim the body of Kitty Pryde as her next host, but before things get that far, Scott Summers shows up, bereft of his optic blasts, playing Dirty Harry: Ord and Danger also arrive at the mansion, intent on killing everyone, but especially Peter, whom Breakworld psychics have identified as the X-Man who poses a grave danger to their world. However, they don’t get the chance to do more than put Logan into contact with the one thing that can snap him out of his regressed state: My Two Cents: That’s three strong issues in a row. Kitty’s dream, comprising the opening several pages, is a chilling sequence dripping with dramatic irony since the reader knows that none of this is real, but for Kitty it seems not only horribly real but years in length, like Jean Grey’s dying fantasy in Grant Morrison’s “Here Comes Tomorrow” arc. Seeing the psionic attack from the victim’s point of view is far more interesting (and in this case horrifying) than just seeing some kind of energy bolt striking her externally. This issue also made me think of other examples of “protagonist trapped in a psychic experience” stories. On Star Trek: The Next Generation’s classic story The Inner Light (1992) saw Jean-Luc Picard living a whole lifetime in a dead alien society, keeping the memory of them alive beyond their passing. On Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s 2002 episode Normal Again, Buffy is lost in a hallucination that her superhero adventures were just the fantasy of an institutionalized mental patient. In the 2010 Doctor Who episode Amy’s Choice, Amy Pond must determine whether a happy married life she’s experiencing is the true reality. These kinds of stories can be a great window into the protagonist’s mind, showing rather than just telling about his values, hopes, and fears. In this arc, each of the X-Men has been faced with their greatest fear: Hank becoming a true Beast, Logan becoming an uncool wimp, Scott losing the powers that define his life, Emma being the traitor everyone suspects her of being. Kitty has faced two fears: First, losing control of her powers and falling endlessly into the earth. Second, seeing her dreams of a happy family with Peter dashed by betrayal. Like all fears, hers have some basis in fact, since she really was dumped by Peter once before when someone else caught his eye. There’s also a brief and surprising scene in which we discover that Agent Brand’s mole inside the Xavier School is none other than Kitty’s dragon Lockheed, who I guess has been an agent of S.W.O.R.D. for an unknown duration? That’s a pretty major retcon. The cover with frightened Logan is great for laughs and also depicts the contents of the issue well, at least in part. Bonus!
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Post by rberman on Jun 24, 2018 19:34:00 GMT -5
#18 “Torn” 6/6 (December 2006)
The Story: Blindfold brings Beast a ball of yarn impregnated with a chemical that awakens him from his feral state. Logan has been similarly revived by the aroma of beer. Hisako, Logan, and eventually Beast take on Ord and Danger successfully. The Comics Code might have had a problem with showing Logan decapitating Danger and then impaling Ord and Danger all the way through. Just a guess. Scott methodically guns down all the villainous apparitions which Cassandra Nova was causing Emma Frost to imagine into existence. Kitty Pryde retrieves the real Emma from her subterranean prison so that Emma can send the fragment of consciousness inside her own mind to join the rest of Cassandra in Stuff. Meanwhile Cassandra-in-Stuff is racing to do the opposite and fully escape. At the pivotal moment, three things happen. 1) Emma snaps out of her stupor and says “Go to hell.” Was she exorcising Cassandra from her mind, or refusing Scott’s request? Ooooh the ambiguity! 2) Ord and Danger break into the room, guns a-blazing, to kill everybody. 3) Agent Brand beams everybody in the room (except for Stuff) onto a hovering spaceship, inaugurating the final Whedon arc that begins in the next issue. It’s a cliffhanger! My Two Cents: A very satisfying (if exposition-laden) ending to this very satisfying arc, with the title now explained. Emma is the main one who is “torn” for multiple reasons. She has immense survivor’s guilt over Genosha, where she could not save any of her students, as symbolized by Negasonic Teenage Warhead. She also has a fragment of Cassandra Nova inside her, working at cross purposes to herself. Each of them requested Kitty’s presence for a different reason. Cassandra wanted Kitty to set Stuff free; Emma wanted Kitty to end her “torn” state by killing her. Scott wants to stop Cassandra but is unwilling to sacrifice Emma in the process. Whedon leaves it ambiguous as to whether Cassandra was defeated at the end of this issue or not. The postlude at the end of Whedon’s entire run gives me the impression that she was indeed defeated, but that’s just my inference based on the fact that she’s not mentioned again when the team returns from their S.W.O.R.D. adventure A little more dialogue about that matter would have been appreciated. Scott spends the rest of the series wearing the black and yellow X-jacket debuted by Grant Morrison rather than the blue body stocking in which we saw him during Whedon’s first twelve issues. Makes sense; without his optic blasts, his visor is worse than superfluous, and his costume would look really dorky without the visor.
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Post by rberman on Jun 25, 2018 20:50:29 GMT -5
#19 “Unstoppable” 1/6 (Feb 2007)
The Story: On The Breakworld, we meet Aghanne, who runs a hospital overfilled with the results of infighting among her kinsman and hopes that the world will end, as foretold in “the prophecy.” She will be a major player in this arc and the final strong female character Joss Whedon introduces to X-Men. This image of the hospital is the single most detailed, Mobius-like image we get from John Cassaday: Elsewhere on the Breakworld, Powerlord Kruun is acting like a typical B-movie despot, murdering his underling for some unknown infraction. He receives a communication from Ord, who catches him up on his latest exploits. Ord is traveling toward Breakworld on the S.W.O.R.D. spaceship. Special Agent Brand of S.W.O.R.D. has teleported the battle between the X-Men, Danger, and Ord up to her spaceship, which is rocketing away from Earth on a course for Ord’s home planet, The Breakworld. Brand subdues all the combatants but Kitty Pryde, who shows that she’s far more ruthless after the “three horrible years in an instant” hallucination that Cassandra Nova gave her back in issue #17, birthing and then losing a child. Brand explains the prophecy that an X-Man, specifically Colossus, will destroy The Breakworld. The action pauses for a funny moment involving that legendary comedian, Peter Rasputin: Brand explains that an alien fleet is on its way to destroy Earth to prevent that from happening, so Brand has taken the X-Men off Earth to redirect that threat onto herself and them. She hopes to make it to the Breakworld and use Colossus as a threat to force the recall of the armada, or, failing that, to destroy the Breakworld. Also, the Breakworld has a doomsday weapon, a giant orbital missile to launch at Earth; that needs to go bye-bye. Unfortunately, the alien fleet finds them unexpectedly quickly and strikes the S.W.O.R.D. spacecraft with about a zillion missiles. Cliffhanger! My Two Cents: This issue belongs to Brand, with lots of exposition finally laying out her schemes (or at least what she claims to be her schemes) and showing her once again as a pragmatic patriot willing to treat people like ordnance, and super-people like super-ordnance. Hisako the X-student is along for the ride to the Breakworld, having been caught up in the fight with Danger and Ord. Danger’s threat has been neutralized by the threat of S.W.O.R.D. computer viruses. Ordinarily I’d say it’s nonsense to think that Earth cybertech could beat Shi’ar cybertech like Danger. However, S.W.O.R.D. has aliens like Sydren around, so we don’t really know what their full resources are. So I’ll give this plot point a grudging benefit of the doubt. Just what can S.W.O.R.D. do, though? If the agency is diplomatic in nature, with no Space Force to back it up, that's not a great bargaining position. It seems that Earth's best bet is to keep a low profile, and Agent Brand's brash leadership style is probably the opposite of what's needed. Sydren the S.W.O.R.D. psychic declares that Emma Frost is free from all trace of Cassandra Nova. Hopefully that means that Cassandra is back inside Stuff, whom we last saw lying unguarded on the floor of the basement in the Xavier School. I hope someone qualified addresses that situation while the X-Men are out of town! Sounds like a Kulan Gath scenario in the making to me. (See Uncanny X-Men #189 if you need to review that one.) Kitty’s psychic nightmare has her all weirded out, putting a spike in her relationship with Peter, reminding her of when he dumped her last time after the original Secret Wars. Although Whedon doesn’t have anyone mention it, female X-teens went through two different “life in one day” stories under Claremont’s pen back in the early 1980s. One was in the 1984-5 Kitty Pryde and Wolverine mini-series, in which Logan’s Japanese nemesis Ogun brainwashed Kitty, regressed her mind to infancy, and then rapidly trained her as his ninja protégé to face Logan. The other was in the 1983-4 Magik: Storm and Illyana mini-series, in which Illyana grew from grade school to high school while studying wizardry under both good and evil tutors in an alternate dimension.
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