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Post by Outrajs on Nov 9, 2017 9:26:51 GMT -5
But seriously (I know...ironic) these are cracking me up! Anyone have any more to share?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2017 10:56:57 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2017 11:22:24 GMT -5
I can't recall what comic it was from or even who the villains were, but 2 villains had teamed up and their plan failed miserably. One villain was very upset and screaming something along the lines of "How I hate him! I will finish him one day, do you hear me!!?" and the other villain replied "Yes, I hear you. I'm evil, not deaf you idiot!"
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Post by Reptisaurus! on Nov 10, 2017 18:52:37 GMT -5
Not an insult, but my favorite piece of helpful advice from the Joker:
"Music, Sam!
When the world seems full of care
And every tagline screams despair
Where all is rape, starvation, war and life's vile
Then there's a certain thing I love to do
Which I shall pass along to you
Guaranteed to make me Smile
I go Lo-oo-oony as a light bulb battered bug
Simply Lo-oo-oony and even foam and chew the rug
Mister, life is swell in a padded cell
It'll chase those blues away
You can trade your gloom for a rubber room
And injections twice a day!
Just go Lo-oo-oony like an acid casualty
Or a Mo-oo-oony or a preacher on TV
When the human race puts on an anxious face
when the bomb hangs overhead
when your kid turns blue it won't worry you
You can smile and nod instead
When you're loony you just don't give a fig
Man's so Pu-u-uny and the universe so big
If you're hurt inside, get certified
and if your life should treat you bad,
Don't get E-E-even,
Don't get E-E-even, get MAD....."
(I like the Killing Joke as much as Alan Moore hates it.)
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Post by codystarbuck on Nov 11, 2017 11:04:28 GMT -5
I still prefer the classic.... 'You big red cheese!!!!!"    |
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Post by Jesse on Nov 11, 2017 14:54:28 GMT -5
Not a super villain but...
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