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Post by adamwarlock2099 on Apr 27, 2019 11:22:22 GMT -5
Medusa's hair stylist. Her split ends have split ends! Hope she tips well. That’s a lot of hair. (Do people still tip at saloons? My wife’s been cutting my hair so I’ve not been to one in like 20 years) |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2019 11:24:06 GMT -5
What about having to go around Gotham City picking up all those left over bat-ropes hanging from the rooftops and Batarangs stuck in the sides of buildings in the neighborhoods? Do you get to sell them on E-bay after collecting them all? Love this one! Not sure if it's the worst job, but working in the insurance industry must present challenges in certain cities. |
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Post by chadwilliam on Apr 27, 2019 11:44:57 GMT -5
How about whoever writes all those fake headlines in the newspaper after the good guy comes up with a plan to catch the bad guy by planting some false story in the papers?
"You want us to write what, Superman? That you've been turned into what? A bucket of ice cream? On the front page?!? Yes I know we can print a retraction tomorrow, but I mean it kind of makes us look stupid for printing this in the first place. Besides, we just printed a retraction this morning about Clark Kent not being turned into a kryptonite monkey who... yes, yes, Lex Luthor's on the loose. Yes, I know you've saved our lives countless... sigh. Alright, but please this is the last time."
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Post by Phil Maurice on Apr 27, 2019 11:56:13 GMT -5
Medusa's hair stylist. Her split ends have split ends! Hope she tips well. That’s a lot of hair. (Do people still tip at saloons? My wife’s been cutting my hair so I’ve not been to one in like 20 years) Yes, I think you should tip the folks who perform those services, especially if you have difficult hair. And LOL, I think you mean salon, cowboy.  |
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Post by adamwarlock2099 on Apr 27, 2019 12:24:17 GMT -5
Hope she tips well. That’s a lot of hair. (Do people still tip at saloons? My wife’s been cutting my hair so I’ve not been to one in like 20 years) Yes, I think you should tip the folks who perform those services, especially if you have difficult hair. And LOL, I think you mean salon, cowboy. I agree. I know I did when I did pay to get my hair cut. How about a salon that serves beer? Nothing like a cut and a brew. |
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Post by Phil Maurice on Apr 27, 2019 13:42:30 GMT -5
How about a salon that serves beer? Nothing like a cut and a brew. Your one-stop shop for cropped mops and fermented hops! |
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Post by foxley on Apr 27, 2019 19:48:43 GMT -5
This is a job that actually exists in comics.
According to the OHOTMU, Razorfist employs someone to take of his personal hygiene.
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Post by Cei-U! on Apr 27, 2019 23:42:30 GMT -5
This is a job that actually exists in comics. According to the OHOTMU, Razorfist employs someone to take of his personal hygiene. ...as well as, one presumes, feeding him, dressing him, operating the remote control on his TV, driving him everywhere, etc, etc. Razorfist looks cool as hell but Moench and Gulacy must've been high when they came up with him. I'm talking watching-the-walls-melt high.
Cei-U! I summon the Most! Impractical! Super-Villain Gimmick! EVER!
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Post by Phil Maurice on Apr 28, 2019 8:14:45 GMT -5
Razorfist looks cool as hell but Moench and Gulacy must've been high when they came up with him. There's a tune called "Razor Face" on Elton John's Madman Across the Water album (1971). It pops into my head anytime the subject of Razor Fist comes up. I wonder whether it played a small part in his creation. |
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Post by brutalis on Apr 29, 2019 8:21:36 GMT -5
Does Magnus robot fighter get a percentage from the junk/parts collectors who follow him around?
You think being the Vet for Lockjaw is bad, what about the Vet for Zabu when it is time for his annual check up and shots?
How exactly do you get a job washing Wonder Woman's invisible plane?
How tough is it being one of Doctor Doom's personal servants? Waxing and banging the dents out of his armor? Missed a spot? BLAAAST. Call in the next servant please.
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Post by pinkfloydsound17 on Apr 29, 2019 13:46:38 GMT -5
Hulk's plumber. Nuff said.
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Post by brutalis on Apr 29, 2019 13:54:51 GMT -5
Hulk's plumber. Nuff said. Would NOT want to be the one potty training Hulk!!! |
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Post by Chris on Apr 29, 2019 16:21:31 GMT -5
Hulk's plumber. Nuff said. Would NOT want to be the one potty training Hulk!!! {Extremely tasteless and not at all funny image}  |
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Post by Rob Allen on Apr 30, 2019 12:32:51 GMT -5
The Avengers have extra-large bathrooms
If they didn't, the Hulk would not fit
It's easy to tell when he's been there
His skin is as green as his sh-
-aving cream!
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen!
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Post by zilch on Apr 30, 2019 19:10:06 GMT -5
The bathroom situation has already been worked out when Goliath was stuck at giant sized.
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