Bah! Let's have a real Road Warriors Quiz:

The Beginning:

1. What was Hawk's previous ring name, before teaming with Animal?
2. Where did he wrestle, before joining Animal, in Georgia?
3. Who were the members of the original Legion of Doom, in professional wrestling (not the Superfriends)?
4. Who did the Road Warriors defeat to become the NWA National Tag Team Champions?
5. Who handed them their first loss?
6. How many kinds of people are there, according to Hawk?

The AWA:

7. Who did the Road Warriors beat up, setting off a riot?
8. Where did the match take place?
9. Who did they defeat to win the AWA World Tag Team Championship?
10. What duo was their most popular rivals for the titles?
11. What rival championship team did they face, in a series of matches?
12. Who interfered in a match, costing them the tag titles?
13. Who were their opponents in that match?

Japan:

14, Who did the Road Warriors squash, in 4 minutes, in their All-Japan debut?
15. What was their first championship, in Japan?
16. Who defeated them for that title?
17. They were the last team to defend those titles. Why?
18. Who was Hawk's other main partner, in New Japan?
19. Why didn't Animal team with him, at that time?

Crockett:

20. What inaugural event did the Road Warriors win, early in their tenure with Crockett?
21. Who did they face during The Great American Bash Tour, in 1986?
22. At Starrcade '86, they faced the Midnight Express in the main event. What was the subtitle for this event?
23. What was their first championship, in Jim Crockett Promotions?
24. Who did the Road Warriors face in the very first War Games match?
25. Who were their other partners, in the match?
26. When the Road Warriors turned heel, what did they do to Dusty Rhodes?

The WWF:
27. What stupid gimmick did Paul Ellering get stuck with during the first tenure of the LOD, int he WWF?
28. Who managed the LOD when they returned to the WWF, as LOD 2000?
29. Who was added to the team?
30. In the stupid angle that exploited Hawk's real substance issues, Hawk climbed up on the Titantron. What could visibly be seen falling on tv, instead of Hawk?
31. Why did the LOD's shoulder pads suck in the WWF, compared to their Crockett days?

Bonus Questions:

a) Who did Hawk get into fights with, on two separate occasions, once in a professional setting and one outside wrestling?
b) Give the ring names of Animal's brothers.
c) What wrestling personality did Hawk once date?
d) Name the company which Hawk and Animal held a large stake in, which launched a brief fashion fad.
e) What major event has Paul Ellering participated in, outside of wrestling.
f) What was the name of the bar where Hawk and Animal were bouncers?
g) Who trained Hawk and Animal, for wrestling?
h) Name the only singles title held by either Road Warrior and who held it.
i) The Road Warriors went down in wrestling history as the first and only tag team to achieve what distinction?
j) With whom did Animal team, after Hawk's death?
k) Who came up with the name The Road Warriors, for the duo?

The long defunct and forgotten Vancouver territory was where the future Hawk worked the Crusher von Haig gimmick

codystarbuck, I was gonna get to those other questions. Did you really want me to answer all of them at once?

No, I’m only pulling your leg. It was a great set of questions!

Hope your birthday went well.

What, no questions about Jake and Santa Claus?

I have another quiz in mind, which I will try to post tomorrow and keep the answers to myself, for a week, or so.

My wild guess on c is Demolition.  No idea on d.

I just "celebrated" a birthday, which is a day I share with The Macho Man, Randy Savage (16 years apart, though). So, here is a quiz about one of my all-time favorites and fellow Birthday Boy.

The Early Years:

1.) In what state was Randy Mario Poffo born?
2.) From what high school did Randy graduate?
3.) Randy held an academic distinction in high school; what was it?
4.) What university did Randy attend?
5.) Randy played for two different major league teams, in their minor league farm system. Name either of them.

The Poffo Family:

6.) Angelo Poffo was primarily a tag team specialist but he did hold one major singles title, for an NWA-affiliated promotion: Name it.
7.) Angelo held the WWA Tag Team titles with Nicoli Volkoff (not Josip Peruzovic, aka Nikolai Volkoff) and then held them again with another partner, Chris Markoff. What was the collective name of their team?
8.) Who was their manager?
9.) Angelo was in another tag team in the WWA, with Ken Dillinger. What was the name of that team.
10.) Lanny Poffo began his wrestling career in 1974. Who did he face in his first match?
11.) Name the tag team title he held with Angelo.
12.) What title did Lanny and Randy hold, as a team?
13.) In what newspaper publication was Angelo Poffo featured, recounting his World Sit-up record, of 1033? For bonus points, what was the significance of the number?
14.) In what promotion did Angelo wrestle as The Carpetbagger and Lanny and Randy battle over the International Heavyweight Championship?

Early Wrestling Career:

15.) Randy debuted in 1973, wrestling during the off season, from baseball. Name any of his ring names during that period (1973-75), aside from his birth name.
15a.) Name his opponent, in his debut match.
16.) Who gave Randy the name "Randy Savage?"
17.) Randy wrestled under a mask for Ann Gunkel's All-South Wrestling Alliance and for Eddie Graham, in Florida. What was his ring name?
18.) What was Randy's first singles title?
19.) Dutch Mantell has told the story of the infamous Waffle House fight, where Randy tapped out to a police dog. Who was the only wrestler with him, at the time of the incident?
20.) What NWA World Champion did Randy face, in Birmingham, AL, in 1978?
21.) Randy Savage faced two different men named "Richard Blood" in his career. One was Ricky Steamboat, whose birth name was Richard Blood. Who was the other?
22.) After what wrestler's style did Randy create the Macho Man persona?
23.) Who came up with the "Macho Man" nickname, for Randy?

The ICW Years:

24.) Which Poffo first held the ICW World Heavyweight Championship and who did he defeat for the title?
25.) Who was Randy Savage's manager?
26.) In 1981, Randy and his allies Pez Whatley and The Great Tio faced various combinations of Ronnie Garvin, Leaping Lanny, George Weingeroff and a large masked man, called the Canadian Bumblebee. Who was the Canadian Bumblebee?
27.) On ICW tv, a mysterious box arrived at the studio, from the Canadian Bumblebee, addressed to Randy Savage. What was inside?
28.) Randy Savage had a contest to name a Ms. Macho Man. On tv, Ronnie Garvin and Leaping Lanny wheeled in another mysterious box, with their entrant for the contest. Who was their entry revealed to be, when Randy opened the box?
29.) Who ultimately became Ms. Macho Man?
30.) Randy had an infamous altercation with what Memphis wrestler, in which a gun was pulled out?
31.) Who revealed that The Miser was actually Angelo Poffo, Randy and Lanny's father, on ICW tv? Bonus points if you can state how he discovered the Miser's identity, according to the storyline.
32.) After the reveal, Angelo did a stunt during an ICW tv show, performing situps during the entire run of the show. What lady wrestler and future WWF World Women's Champion held his feet for him?
33.) Randy was the ICW World Champion and Lanny held the US Tag Team titles (with George Weimgeroff and Mike Doggendorf, at different points), the Television title and the Southeastern title. What was the Miser's only championship, in ICW?
34.) Where did Randy first meet Elizabeth Huelette?
35.) Who finally defeated Randy for the ICW World title?
36.) Prior to making the deal to come into Memphis, Randy wrestled in a Thanksgiving tag team tournament, at the Omni, in Atlanta, for GCW. Who was his partner?

Memphis:

36.) How did Randy debut for the Memphis promotion?
37.) What was the first title Randy won, in Memphis? For a bonus point, who did he defeat?
38.) Name all of the championships Randy held in Memphis?
39.) Randy's main singles opponents in Memphis were Jerry "The King" Lawler, old rival Dutch Mantell and what other top singles wrestler?
40.) After coming into Memphis, Randy also wrestled for Carlos Colon's World wrestling Council, in Puerto Rico. What title did he win there?
41.) Who did Randy Savage pile drive onto a solid wooden table, in the Mid-South Coliseum, in a tag team match, while teaming with Lanny?
42.) Under what pretense did someone get in touch with Savage to alert him that Vince McMahon was interested in bringing him into the WWF? Bonus: who made the contact?
43.) What was the stipulation for Randy's final match, for Memphis?

The WWF:

44.) Which managers were vying for Randy's contract, when he first arrived in the WWF?
45.) Randy got a job for brother Lanny. In what unique manner was he (Lanny) dressed for his debut appearance on Tuesday Night Titans?
46.) Randy also put in a word for old family friend Golden Boy Paul Christy. What unique presentation did he make on his TNT debut?
47.) Name any of the wrestler's Randy defeated to make it to the finals of the 16-man Wrestling Challenge Tournament, on PPV? Bonus: who did he face in the finals?
48.) With whom did Randy have his first major feud, in the fall of 1985?
49.) How did Randy injure Ricky Steamboat to set up their legendary match, at Wrestlemania III?
50.) Who attacked Randy, during a match on Saturday Night's Main Event, against The Honkey Tonk man, for the Intercontinental title?
51.) Who did Miss Elizabeth go to for help?
52.) What was the name of the alliance with this wrestler? (in question 51)
53.) How did Miss Elizabeth interfere in Randy's match, at the inaugural Summer Slam event, to help her man and his partner defeat Ted DiBiase and Andre the Giant?
54.) Name each wrestler Randy defeated in the 14-man tournament, to win the vacant WWF World title, at Wrestlemania IV.
55.) What happened in the middle of the tag match, against The Twin Towers (Big Bossman and Akeem) that led to Randy's confrontation with partner Hulk Hogan, at The Main Event II?
56.) Of what did Randy accuse Hogan, during their confrontation, backstage?
57.) Who replaced Miss Elizabeth as Randy's manager?
58.) Who did randy defeat to become "The Macho King?"
59.) Lanny, as The Genius, got a title shot against Hulk Hogan, at Saturday Night's Main Event XXIV). What was The Genius' mathematical formula for defeating Hulk Hogan?
60.) Randy faced WWF World Champion The Ultimate Warrior for the title, with his own career on the line, if he lost. After he lost to Warrior, he was attacked by Sherri Martel, while he was lying on the mat, after the finish. Who came to his aid and drove Sherri off?
61.) The WWF and Japanese promotion Super World Sports held a joint event, in Kobe, Japan, in 1990. Who did Randy face on that card?
62.) Despite having been married since 1984, Randy and Elizabeth were married, on-air, during SummerSlam, in 1991. Who attacked Randy at the wedding reception?
63.) What wrestler claimed to have had a prior relationship with Miss Elizabeth, touching off their feud with Randy?
64.) How did the WWF acknowledge the real-life divorce of Randy and Elizabeth, in 1992?

WCW:

65.) Randy debuted for WCW in December 1994. At Starrcade, at the end of the month, how did Savage get involved with the main event?
66.) What event, at Super Brawl V, touched of a resumed feud between Randy and Ric Flair?
67.) Who did Flair attack, at Slamboree, after losing a tag match to Savage & Hulk Hogan (with Cader as his partner)?
68.) Savage traded the WCW World title with Flair, from Starracde 1995 to Super Brawl 1996. During this time, he brought back Elizabeth as his manager. How did Elizabeth factor into the cage match, for the title, at Super Brawl?
69.) After joining the NWO, Randy assisted in an attack on DDP, when he refused membership in the group. That led to another attack which involved Kimberly, after Savage and Elizabeth hold up the Playboy spread with Kimberly, when he sees what has happened to Kimberly. What did Savage and Elizabeth do to Kimberly?
70.) Savage engaged in a feud with DDP. How did DDP surprise and pin Savage, on Monday Nitro?
71.) Randy got Lanny a contract in WCW. Who were his major opponents, while under contract to the company?
72.) Randy purchased the rights to what wrestling gimmick, for Lanny to use?
73.) Who ended up with the ring name?
74.) After injuries and two major knee surgeries, Randy returned to WCW with an entourage, called Team Madness. Name its members.
75.) What referee did Randy legitimately injure, after landing too hard, with the elbow drop from the top turnbuckle?
76.) Who was Randy's opponent in his final in-ring feud, with WCW?
77.) Randy's final appearance on WCW TV, on Thunder, was in aid of what group of wrestlers?

TNA:
78.) Randy Savages final wrestling match was at Turning Point, December 2004. Name his partners and opponents.

Miscellaneous:

79.) For what fitness personality did Lanny appear, in an infomercial? Bonus point: What was that person selling?
80.) In 1999, Randy made appearances on two popular tv shows, one an action series, the other a romantic comedy. name either of them.
81.) On whose talk show did Randy admit to steroid use, "when they were legal?"
82.) Randy Savage voiced the grandfather of what animated superhero?
83.) Name Randy's character, which he voiced, on an episode of Dexter's Laboratory.
84.) Randy voiced the character "Thug" for what Disney animated feature?
85.) Randy Savage's rap album, Be A Man, features a diss track, aimed at Hulk Hogan (the title track); but it also features a tribute to what wrestler?
86.) What was the name of Randy Savage's German Shepherd dog, given to him by another pro wrestler?
87.) In 2010, Randy married for the second time, to Barbara Lynn Payne. When did they first meet (approximately...don't need the exact date)?
88.) Lanny was involved in a worked shoot angle, backstage, with what Canadian wrestler?
89.) What was Lanny's response to queries/jokes about owning a bidet, in shoot interviews with Kayfabe Commentaries Sean Oliver and Wrestling Shoot Interview's James Romero?
90.) In what Latin America country had Lanny been living, just prior to his death?
91.) Name either of Lanny Poffo's books.
92.) Who is your friend, according to a song recorded by Lanny Poffo, back in the ICW days?
93.) In what capacity did Elizabeth join the Poffo family's ICW tv show?
94.) Who was Randy's best man, at his wedding to Elizabeth, in 1984?
95.) In what branch of the military did Angelo Poffo serve, in World War II?
96.) What was Angelo's profession, outside of wrestling?
97.) On his 70th Birthday, what did Randy present to his father, as a gift?
98.) At what university did Angelo and Judy Poffo meet?
99.) Who resigned from WCW, after objections to Angelo Poffo being inducted into the WCW Hall of Fame?
100.) What were the individual on-air referenced hometowns for Randy, Lanny and Angelo Poffo, in ICW?

Bonus question: ICW was known as an "outlaw" promotion, running in opposition to existing NWA-affiliated promotions, or other established promotions. Name either of two other outlaw promotions for which one or more of the Poffos worked.

Extra Credit: What was the name of the "pole barn" facility, where ICW held wrestling matches, near Manchester, KY?