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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 12:05:23 GMT -5
If a banana is trying to kill you, odds are you deserve to die.
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Post by Nowhere Man on Oct 30, 2014 12:08:44 GMT -5
On the local FB restaurant group I'm the Warm, Caring Nurturer™.  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 14:56:14 GMT -5
Totally me^^^^^.
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Post by Nowhere Man on Oct 30, 2014 15:06:03 GMT -5
I sort of picture you like this in real life, with the gruff online demeanor being your cathartic release from a perpetual state of fuzzy niceness. |
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Post by Wild Card on Oct 30, 2014 15:39:55 GMT -5
I'm actually curious about this too. I had an incident involving mayonnaise and don't normally meet peple who also gave had good traumatizing incidents. Of course you realize that now I want to know about your mayonnaise experience. Just relax, stretch out on the couch and say the first word that pops in your head when I say "mayonnaise". *shudders* My hair. I used to love mayonnaise. Hated having sandwhiches without it. But once, and I'm sorry, but once my sisters and brother and I (I have five sisters and a brother) caught...head lice. And, my maw maw heard that if you cover the child's head in mayonnaise and Saran Wrap for an hour, it'll kill them. And, I hate slimy stuff to the point of pure revulsion and I had to sit there for an hour shuddering at the feeling and smelling the mayonnaise and feeling nauseous and it took me five years before I could be around the condiment without feeling ill. And so, to this day I hardly eat mayonnaise. I have to open the container and sniff before I know if I'll be able to stomach it. And that's my traumatic mayonnaise story. |
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Post by Wild Card on Oct 30, 2014 15:47:57 GMT -5
"traumatic banana eating experience"? Granted, I would consider any banana eating experience traumatic, but I'm trying to envision what would be traumatic to someone with "normal" views on the matter. Did it attack? Did you try to eat it sideways? Was it infested? I really need to know. I'm actually curious about this too. I had an incident involving mayonnaise and don't normally meet peple who also gave had good traumatizing incidents. Well for starters I have a very sensitive gag reflect. Doctors tongue depressors beware, if you don't want to be sprayed, and dental x-rays take all the strength I have to get through them without the same effect. So I always had to be careful of the "strings" that come with bananas when you peel them, as sometimes they don't go with the peel and stay with the fruit. One particular time, I was ready to leave with my folks to church, eating a banana on my way out the door for breakfast, I had bowel movement that would wait so I had to go before we left. We that insidious fruit intentionally left one of those stringy things on it and as I ate the last bite that thing tripped my gag reflect (cause it felt like hair in my mouth) and I vomited on my pants while I was on the toilet. So no more bananas. Oh, that's awful! I'd be traumatized too! Thanks, for sharing. I know it probably wasn't easy. But, I can say me too on the x-ray things. They have to trim mine down and click the picture quick. I'm terrified of dentists and they usually have to take special care while I'm there. I hate that tongue depressor thing too. I'm sorry this happened and happens to you! |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 30, 2014 16:09:29 GMT -5
Of course you realize that now I want to know about your mayonnaise experience. Just relax, stretch out on the couch and say the first word that pops in your head when I say "mayonnaise". *shudders* My hair. I used to love mayonnaise. Hated having sandwhiches without it. But once, and I'm sorry, but once my sisters and brother and I (I have five sisters and a brother) caught...head lice. And, my maw maw heard that if you cover the child's head in mayonnaise and Saran Wrap for an hour, it'll kill them. And, I hate slimy stuff to the point of pure revulsion and I had to sit there for an hour shuddering at the feeling and smelling the mayonnaise and feeling nauseous and it took me five years before I could be around the condiment without feeling ill. And so, to this day I hardly eat mayonnaise. I have to open the container and sniff before I know if I'll be able to stomach it. And that's my traumatic mayonnaise story. OK, well, that would certainly do it. I've never heard of that particular treatment, but I suppose the goal is to suffocate them. I'm truly sorry you had to go through both, because it sounds like the cure was almost as bad as the problem. I hope it at least worked. And remember, you'll always have mustard. |
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Post by adamwarlock2099 on Oct 30, 2014 16:31:48 GMT -5
Oh, that's awful! I'd be traumatized too! Thanks, for sharing. I know it probably wasn't easy. But, I can say me too on the x-ray things. They have to trim mine down and click the picture quick. I'm terrified of dentists and they usually have to take special care while I'm there. I hate that tongue depressor thing too. I'm sorry this happened and happens to you! Yeah, throwing up something usually keeps me away from the same thing again (well except alcohol, I guess). Also hair in my food at a resturant usually keeps me from returning. It's not being understanding that mistakes happen, but more the embarrassment of if I missed it and yarf all over the table in public, as hair works that quick on me. Thankfully the last time I went to the dentist the gal taking the x-rays was very understanding and patient. Though I imagine most people are when threatening with another person's stomach contents spewed on them. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 16:42:33 GMT -5
I sort of picture you like this in real life, with the gruff online demeanor being your cathartic release from a perpetual state of fuzzy niceness. Totally. You've got me dead to rights. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2014 16:44:13 GMT -5
Of course you realize that now I want to know about your mayonnaise experience. Just relax, stretch out on the couch and say the first word that pops in your head when I say "mayonnaise". *shudders* My hair. I used to love mayonnaise. Hated having sandwhiches without it. But once, and I'm sorry, but once my sisters and brother and I (I have five sisters and a brother) caught...head lice. And, my maw maw heard that if you cover the child's head in mayonnaise and Saran Wrap for an hour, it'll kill them. And, I hate slimy stuff to the point of pure revulsion and I had to sit there for an hour shuddering at the feeling and smelling the mayonnaise and feeling nauseous and it took me five years before I could be around the condiment without feeling ill. And so, to this day I hardly eat mayonnaise. I have to open the container and sniff before I know if I'll be able to stomach it. And that's my traumatic mayonnaise story. Not the kind of thing I'd pay attention to, but don't some people advocate using mayo on one's hair for purposes of ... I dunno ... luster or bounce or body or whatever? I could be dead wrong about that. Edit: Nope, I'm not. |
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Post by Nowhere Man on Oct 31, 2014 0:41:42 GMT -5
*shudders* My hair. I used to love mayonnaise. Hated having sandwhiches without it. But once, and I'm sorry, but once my sisters and brother and I (I have five sisters and a brother) caught...head lice. And, my maw maw heard that if you cover the child's head in mayonnaise and Saran Wrap for an hour, it'll kill them. And, I hate slimy stuff to the point of pure revulsion and I had to sit there for an hour shuddering at the feeling and smelling the mayonnaise and feeling nauseous and it took me five years before I could be around the condiment without feeling ill. And so, to this day I hardly eat mayonnaise. I have to open the container and sniff before I know if I'll be able to stomach it. And that's my traumatic mayonnaise story. Not the kind of thing I'd pay attention to, but don't some people advocate using mayo on one's hair for purposes of ... I dunno ... luster or bounce or body or whatever? I could be dead wrong about that. Edit: Nope, I'm not. I've never heard of this, but I find it more disturbing that most stories I've heard about serial killer's and various war crimes. Mayo in the hair? This is perverse. Mayo should be outlawed to begin with, but to actually run that crap through your hair? I'm going to have to walk this one off... |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 31, 2014 11:44:17 GMT -5
Not the kind of thing I'd pay attention to, but don't some people advocate using mayo on one's hair for purposes of ... I dunno ... luster or bounce or body or whatever? I could be dead wrong about that. Edit: Nope, I'm not. I've never heard of this, but I find it more disturbing that most stories I've heard about serial killer's and various war crimes. Mayo in the hair? This is perverse. Mayo should be outlawed to begin with, but to actually run that crap through your hair? I'm going to have to walk this one off... And here I thought some of my banana reactions were over the top. Personally, I find serial killers and war crimes more disturbing than bananas and mayo combined. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 11:46:55 GMT -5
What Bananas got to do with Coffee? ... Can anyone tell me why both of these are mentioning in the same breath together on this thread. I'm a little confused by this.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 11:48:51 GMT -5
Read the thread.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2014 11:51:25 GMT -5
I've never heard of this, but I find it more disturbing that most stories I've heard about serial killer's and various war crimes. Mayo in the hair? This is perverse. Mayo should be outlawed to begin with, but to actually run that crap through your hair? I'm going to have to walk this one off... And here I thought some of my banana reactions were over the top. Personally, I find serial killers and war crimes more disturbing than bananas and mayo combined. But then there's the perfect storm of serial killers who use bananas to carry out war crimes involving mayo ... |
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