Post by thwhtguardian on Jun 22, 2022 14:28:46 GMT -5
I've always enjoyed that "How it should have ended" take on Lord of the Rings where the fellowship casually tosses the ring into mount doom from aback the eagles and Frod remarked, " Wow, I wonder what would have happened if we hadn't flown?" and Boromir replied, "Looks dangerous down there, one of us could have died!"
A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP
Post by codystarbuck on Jun 24, 2022 21:03:07 GMT -5
"What were Mr Kane's last words?"
"He said, 'Rosebud'."
"What does it mean?"
"Oh, that was the name painted on a sled he had, as a boy, before he was taken away to live in wealth and luxury. I think he missed those simpler times."
What's Up Doc?
"May I help you sir?"
"Yes, the airline seems to have lost my bag, It was red tartan and leather, in a valise style."
"Hey, that's just like my bag; the airline lost it, too!"
"I assure you, we will locate your luggage and forward it to the proper addresses."
The Sixth Sense
"You're dead, aren't you, mister?"
"Why do you say that, kid?"
"I see dead people and I see you; but, no one else does. Ergo, you're dead."
"I want you to go down, in the 4th r......"
"POLICE! EVERYBODY FREEZE! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! YOU, TOO, BARBARINO! AND YOU, CURLY!"
Heavily armed police swarm the club.
"Marsellus Wallace, I have a warrant for your arrest, for suspicion of drug trafficking, racketeering, murder, conspiracy to commit murder, smuggling shiny things in briefcases, and prize fight fixing. Vincent Vega, you are under arrest as an accessory to murder, murder 1, assault with a deadly weapon, and cliched dancing." "Jules Winfield, you are under arrest for murder, accessory to murder, misappropriation of hamburgers and soda drinks, and profanity on a public wallet."
"Butch, I suggest you find a new line of work, because boxing isn't working for you."
"Now, load them into the paddy wagon with those two creeps from the pawn shop, that drug dealer who keeps harping on about pop culture, and that British guy and his psychotic girlfriend."
"Captain, Bravo Team reports they have arrested Wolf, at a party."
"Good. That tip from those three college boys really paid off!"
"Oh, Vega, we also have an extradition request from the Netherlands. You know what they call a punk hood in Amsterdam?"
Post by codystarbuck on Jun 25, 2022 17:13:28 GMT -5
"Hey, watch what you're doing; you almost ran into that meteorite!"
Captain America, TFA
"We're at maximum"
"I can take it!"
"We are near overload."
"No, don't stop it!"
Machinery shuts down, the vita-ray chamber opens. A newly muscular Steve Rogers lies limp. Dr Erskine rushes to check him out.
"He is dead. The formula caused his heart to enlarge until it couldn't sustain itself and exploded."
"Ha-ha; DIE STINKING TRAITOR! HAIL HYDRA!"
"Dr Erskine is dead!"
"Steve is dead."
"The formula is a failure."
The Adv of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert....
"You want to travel across the outback, on a bus, to put on some shows at a resort?"
"No way, mate! Let's just fly there."
"Last of the V-8 Interceptors!"
"The Night Rider!"
"No not the Bronze! I ain't goin' out like that, I'm takin' 'im with me!"
The Pink Panther
"Someone has stolen the fabulous Pink Panther Diamond!"
"No, wait; here it is!"
2001, A Space Odyssey
Monolith appears, hums. Moonwatcher looks at bones, scratches head. More humming. Moonwatcher still doesn't know what to do. He tosses the bone over his shoulder and ambles off, only to be pounced upon by a sabretooth tiger and killed. The monolith disappears.
"Logan 5....identify......Seek out Sanctuary and destroy...."
"Hey, we just found some pipeline for runners and put the rebels to sleep! Yeah, the escapees all ended up murdered by some psycho robot. We've shut it down permanently."
"Logan 5...disregard last order. Continue on to Carousel for renewal."
"What about my remaining years? Can't you switch it back?"
"Logan 5....Lastday.......Continue on to Carousel"
"Hey, they just published the ingredients for this stuff.......Soy....lentils.....plankton.......sodium benzoate.....guar gum......30% processed homo sapien......"
"Soylent Green is people?"
"Enh......pass me another bar...."
The Adv of Captain Marvel
"Billy Batson, say my name..."
"Aw, forget it; I'm goin' back to bed....stupid kids these days........don't know a magic word when its givin to them........mumble...mumble...mumble....GET OFF MY PYRAMID!!!!!!!!