Journey into Mystery #122
November 1965
"Where Mortals Fear to Tread!"
Crusher Creel, the Absorbing Man, is running around on the streets of New York, bragging that he has whupped Thor. And who could blame him? It's quite an impressive feat, and Thor is lying there unconscious, and everybody saw it happen right in front of their eyes a few minutes ago. Even a jaded New Yorker would stop for a minute and stare at a spectacle like that.
"Ain't that something,” an onlooker might say. And then he'd be off because he wants to get to the deli before it gets crowded.
But Thor is only stunned. He sits up and shakes off the dust and the brick crumbs and sees his foe's somewhat premature victory dance. And so the fight begins again.
It's very short, but I love Creel's braggadocio about beating Thor. He thinks he's finished Thor off and he wants to tell the world! This guy really knows how to be a super-villain! Beat up a good guy and then stand on a street corner and crow about it for a few minutes. (I think he might have had a better reception if he had had a chance to clean up a bit. It's been a long time since Crusher had a shower, and he's been through A LOT since then.)
Thor and Crusher pound on each other for a few panels, and Crusher's starting to lose some of his confidence. He's very powerful, but Thor is a god, and the thunder god has had several matches to get used to Crusher's power and so he's not being overwhelmed or surprised by Crusher's skill set. He's now giving Crusher a relentless god-beating, and it's taking it's toll of the Absorbing Man despite his cosmic power levels.
Meanwhile, Loki is still in Ularic's warlock den, watching the battle and working out his next scheme. It's a doozy! The first step is ... transport Crusher to Asgard!
But before we see the consequences of that move, there's an explosion in a building near the spot where Thor and Crusher had been fighting. Thor has no time to figure out what happened to Crusher before he has to rush off to investigate.
It's Nurse Foster! And suddenly we're in the CONFUSION ROUND of the latest game of GET JANE FOSTER!
Jane must have pulled the BLOW UP APARTMENT card because that's exactly what she did. She somehow caused a gas explosion to break the bulletproof glass so she could yell at Thor and get his attention. So Thor flies up to the apartment and ... well, the next few panels make so little sense, I just don't think I have the energy to go into it in any detail. I think that might warrant its own separate post in the next day or two. So for now, I'll just try to muddle through with what you see on the age and hit the high points on the really egregious dumb stuff.
So he recognizes Jane unconscious on the floor in the room that just exploded and is full of gas. So maybe he should get her out of there. He's Thor. He can fly to the street or the roof in a jiffy. But NO! She needs medical attention RIGHT NOW so he turns to Don Blake and ... FLASH! Somebody took his photo while he was changing and caught the transformation on film!
Now we find out who is the latest participant in GET JANE FOSTER! It's Harris Hobbs! The reporter from the Affiliated Press from just a few issues ago! Hobbs is the mysterious MASKED BLUEBERRY PHANTOM from the previous issue. He trapped Jane in the apartment hoping to lure Thor hither and taking his photo as he changes identities (even though there's no reason for Harris Hobbs to suspect that Thor has a secret identity, or that he will ever be fighting Crusher Creel in this part of town, or that Thor will be standing in the exact right spot, or that he won't be killed or seriously injured when Jane blows up the apartment.)
This is the page where Harris Hobbs completely changed the face of GET JANE FOSTER! The game would never be the same!
He wants this photo so he can blackmail Thor into taking him to Asgard! But more on that later. Jane is wounded and has to be removed from the field.
In Asgard, Loki confronts Crusher and tries to convince him to join him in taking over Asgard. Crusher don't like taking no orders from nobody and doesn't seem impressed by skinny little Loki after fighting Thor. Which is a mistake. Loki has no trouble putting Crusher in his place, though the reader might wonder why Crusher can't absorb Loki's magic as well as he absorbs everything else. Crusher is convinced that joining Loki is a good option and he starts running around, beating up Asgardians and creating havoc. It's pretty cool.
On Earth, Jane is recovering in the hospital, and Dr. Blake is checking on her. She's so glad to see him! You should see the big smile on her pretty face. She felt abandoned for several months when she was kidnapped and imprisoned in a New York apartment with only the BLUEBERRY PHANTOM for company. She makes him promise not to leave her again. Dr. Blake gulps and makes the promise. This seems like a good time for a big conversation. But Nurse Foster is apparently too weak to hear the truth or to get any type of an explanation for her ordeals despite the fact that she's strong enough to survive numerous super-villain abductions, BLUEBERRY PHANTOM incarcerations and more than one Asgardian roofie.
So now Thor has to deal with Harris Hobbs. Wow. I love the next few panels, even though Thor's hammer now has Tardis-like timey-wimey powers that we don't see very often (or ever again even) as he shows Hobbs what he's dealing with when he tries to blackmail a god. Thor threatens to take Harris to the time of the dinosaurs and leave him there. Then he takes him to a time far in Earth's future when the planet is about to collide with a rogue planet! It's so great!
In any case, Hobbs is made of some pretty stern stuff and ends up going to Asgard anyway. YAY! Road trip!
In Asgard, Crusher is making his way through Odin's palace, making mincemeat of Odin's guards, until he fights his way to the throne room and faces the All-Father himself.
OMG! I love the way that Crusher is not the least bit impressed with this old dude, despite his impeccable sense of fashion. Crusher be like: Get ready to get messed up, old man!
And Odin is like: What?! A mortal here, in my own throne room! And a very stinky one indeed! Begone, foul-smelling human man!
And he unleashes a bolt at him, and Crusher absorbs the bolt and starts glowing and sneers as he steps forward to mix it up with Odin himself!
TO BE CONTINUED!
COMMENTARY: That is such a great cover!
Despite all the dumb Harris Hobbs stuff, this is such a great issue and this amazing Thor run keeps chugging along. The Absorbing Man's assault on Asgard is just one more classic Kirby scene. And Colletta is doing his best work here, as if he knows he needs to be at his best to show his appreciation for being included in the creation of one of the best comic book series ever.
TALES OF ASGARD: "The Grim Specter of Mutiny!": The discontent on the ship comes to a head as Thor, Fandral, Hogun and Volstagg fight with Loki and his mutinous crew. It seems like rather bad timing as the ship is about to be destroyed by a storm or a dragon or something. The battle is beautifully rendered by Kirby and Colletta. Suddenly, the sound of a loud horn causes them to stop and look for the source. It's Balder! He has tied himself to the figurehead and is blowing a horn for some reason.
We'll have to wait until the next issue to find out why this is significant.