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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 16, 2015 15:38:10 GMT -5
Daffy preparing for one of the secret ABL lodge meetings....  The ABL's alternative to bananas...  Part of the ABL secret rituals (which explains why they cannot properly taste bananas...)  you know, the more you dig into their secret agenda and rituals, the more frightening the ABL become... -M  The first two of your pictures aren't showing up. Since I'm sure you put a lot of thought into them, I'd love to see them.
But to put your mind at ease, we have no secret agenda or rituals. We don't even wear funny hats (tinfoil or otherwise). It's not like we're Shriners or something.
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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 16, 2015 15:41:39 GMT -5
I like and approve your new avatar DE Sinclair...maybe we of the ABL should follow suit...and of course rubber boots or galoshes and goggles to protect our eyes from splatter help to easily wipe off the mushy godawfulness that is the banana. I wouldn't want to get contaminated. It's only because he realized any group led by Daffy is doomed to failure and humiliation and is trying to hide the Daffy Devil connection now that it's been exposed. Spin all you want, the truth about the ABL is out there. -M Never fear, Daffy will be back. He's just on hiatus because the current avatar is more fitting to my position as founder and Grand Poobah of a prestigious organization like the ABL.
Of course, if I could find a picture of a webbed foot squashing a banana, that would work even better.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2015 17:02:44 GMT -5
Why would I want to do that? Bananas are only good for one thing...smashing!  So grab your favorite banana smashing tool be it a hammer,a rock,your car or anything else that brings the banana to it's rightful form...mush. Thank you for making your presence known Banana Booster League...we will be keeping our eyes open for you. Courtesy of the ABL Once again, the ABL showing their true colors as jackboots! More proof of their foul hidden agenda.  -M We have no foul hidden agenda sir. Our cause is right and true. We are just trying to expose the hidden agendas of the banana and how it's evilness is spread worldwide. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2015 9:50:35 GMT -5
Took this picture this morning...evil mushiness being transported from city to city spreading their evil ways.  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2015 14:34:43 GMT -5
Ate a yummy banana as part of my breakfast this morning! Your thread has inspired me to eat more bananas. Thank you so much for all your hard work increasing the visibility of bananas in the public consciousness. Aside from minions, you've done more good work to increase banana consumption than anything I can think of in recent memory. Good work ABL!
-M
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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 19, 2015 7:52:40 GMT -5
Ate a yummy banana as part of my breakfast this morning! Your thread has inspired me to eat more bananas. Thank you so much for all your hard work increasing the visibility of bananas in the public consciousness. Aside from minions, you've done more good work to increase banana consumption than anything I can think of in recent memory. Good work ABL! -M So what you're saying is there are less bananas in the world due to our efforts. Sounds like a win to me. |
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Post by Arthur Gordon Scratch on Oct 19, 2015 8:18:25 GMT -5
But to put your mind at ease, we have no secret agenda or rituals. We don't even wear funny hats (tinfoil or otherwise). It's not like we're Shriners or something.
What are you talking about??? I thought the hats ware now approved... I wear it all the time and don't care if people look at me funny, they have a right to know! |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 19, 2015 8:29:28 GMT -5
But to put your mind at ease, we have no secret agenda or rituals. We don't even wear funny hats (tinfoil or otherwise). It's not like we're Shriners or something.
What are you talking about??? I thought the hats ware now approved... I wear it all the time and don't care if people look at me funny, they have a right to know! Not yet, the designs are still out for bids from the vendors. But if you have yours already, wear it proudly! |
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Post by Arthur Gordon Scratch on Oct 19, 2015 8:52:33 GMT -5
Yesterday, I proudly ruined my sister's baby shower party when I realized the cocktails served contained banana.  |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 19, 2015 9:41:34 GMT -5
Yesterday, I proudly ruined my sister's baby shower party when I realized the cocktails served contained banana. I'm of mixed feelings about this one. First, it's good to stand up and educate uninformed people about the evils of bananas. On the other hand, I'm hoping and assuming you're not serious about the "ruined" part. The official position of the ABL is to eliminate the evil, if possible, and educate the unsuspecting public, not alienate. |
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Post by Arthur Gordon Scratch on Oct 19, 2015 9:46:52 GMT -5
Your asumption is right, by "ruined" i overemphazised : I merely spoke th etruth and attempted to orient attendants to other brewages.
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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 19, 2015 9:50:04 GMT -5
Your asumption is right, by "ruined" i overemphazised : I merely spoke th etruth and attempted to orient attendants to other brewages. Good for you! Right on the money. The truth will (hopefully) set them free! |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2015 13:14:25 GMT -5
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Post by DE Sinclair on Oct 19, 2015 13:28:42 GMT -5
Those hats would all be wonderful choices, except that they should be on fire.
Interesting that all those noxiously flavored boozes aren't colored what the actual (allegedly) edible part of the banana is. They all resemble what I'm requested to do into a cup at the doctor's office.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2015 13:32:06 GMT -5
Those hats would all be wonderful choices, except that they should be on fire.
Interesting that all those noxiously flavored boozes aren't colored what the actual (allegedly) edible part of the banana is. They all resemble what I'm requested to do into a cup at the doctor's office.
Well at least they don't taste and smell like what you put in the doctor's cup as well as look like it, the way most American mass produced domestic beers do. -M |
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