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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2014 14:02:28 GMT -5
Waitwaitwait ... "Return of Silly Old Things"? I was under the impression that Cei-U! & Ish Kabibble have been here since pretty much Day One. I can't believe it took you until page 3 to make this joke. Slacker! Cei-U! I summon the disappointment! No kidding. I blame it on being really distracted at work. *hangs head in shame* |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2014 14:06:30 GMT -5
headless man and monkey i can roll with - these things happen - but why are those two chairs so far away from the desk? it's a very impersonal office - and that skull doesnt exactly inspire confidence either. Headless man has come extremely well dressed for this meeting and as such deserves a little common courtesy. Not only that, but the book on the desk is face-down. What was the guy reading that he doesn't want anyone else to kmow about? This troubles me. Or maybe it's face-up, in which case it's pointing toward his guests, as if he's letting them know without saying so that they might as well just sit there & read, because he won't engage in conversation. But they don't have heads, so how can they read? Unconscionable! |
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Post by Nowhere Man on Jul 18, 2014 14:17:19 GMT -5
I'm impressed with how quickly he recovered from the initial shock. "MY GOD! A MAN AND A MONKEY WITHOUT A HEAD! So...what's up?"
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Post by Hoosier X on Jul 18, 2014 14:25:19 GMT -5
I'm impressed with how quickly he recovered from the initial shock. "MY GOD! A MAN AND A MONKEY WITHOUT A HEAD! So...what's up?" Well ... it WAS the Golden Age.
That was probably the same week that the Statue of Liberty came to life (animated by Sargon) and fought the giant purple Rhino-Cyclops of Xoq.
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Post by DE Sinclair on Jul 18, 2014 14:29:13 GMT -5
I'm impressed with how quickly he recovered from the initial shock. "MY GOD! A MAN AND A MONKEY WITHOUT A HEAD! So...what's up?" For some reason I find the headless monkey more disturbing than the headless man. Not sure why, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't say anything good about me. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2014 14:43:54 GMT -5
Headless monkeys can't eat bananas. I'm surprised you're not giddy at the sight.
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Post by DE Sinclair on Jul 18, 2014 14:48:16 GMT -5
Headless monkeys can't eat bananas. I'm surprised you're not giddy at the sight. Monkeys with heads eat bananas, reducing the over all numbers of them at large. Thus headless monkeys are of no use to me, because they can do nothing to help eradicate the herb of evil. |
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Post by Nowhere Man on Jul 18, 2014 14:48:35 GMT -5
I'm impressed with how quickly he recovered from the initial shock. "MY GOD! A MAN AND A MONKEY WITHOUT A HEAD! So...what's up?" For some reason I find the headless monkey more disturbing than the headless man. Not sure why, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't say anything good about me. I think it's because it's hard to envision a circumstance where a monkey would willingly allow his head to be removed, even for the promise of supernatural longevity and steady employment. |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Jul 18, 2014 14:50:17 GMT -5
For some reason I find the headless monkey more disturbing than the headless man. Not sure why, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't say anything good about me. I think it's because it's hard to envision a circumstance where a monkey would willingly allow his head to be removed, even for the promise of supernatural longevity and steady employment. Sure, let's go with that. I'm still trying to figure out how the guy was able to talk after misplacing his head. |
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Post by ironchimp on Jul 18, 2014 14:51:43 GMT -5
headless man and monkey i can roll with - these things happen - but why are those two chairs so far away from the desk? it's a very impersonal office - and that skull doesnt exactly inspire confidence either. Headless man has come extremely well dressed for this meeting and as such deserves a little common courtesy. Not only that, but the book on the desk is face-down. What was the guy reading that he doesn't want anyone else to kmow about? This troubles me. Or maybe it's face-up, in which case it's pointing toward his guests, as if he's letting them know without saying so that they might as well just sit there & read, because he won't engage in conversation. But they don't have heads, so how can they read? Unconscionable! A childcare professional with a skull and a book face down suggests.... that HE has something to do with the problems at the orphanage. J'accuse |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2014 14:57:14 GMT -5
Indeed, the juxtaposition of the skull & the face-down book, not to mention the presence of the headless visitors, suggests to me that the volume in question is Shrinking Heads for Fun & Profit.
I fear for those orphans.
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Post by Nowhere Man on Jul 18, 2014 14:58:45 GMT -5
I think it's because it's hard to envision a circumstance where a monkey would willingly allow his head to be removed, even for the promise of supernatural longevity and steady employment. Sure, let's go with that. I'm still trying to figure out how the guy was able to talk after misplacing his head. I'm just assuming that there is some form of supernatural power at work here. It's easy to imagine a power mad magician cutting his own head off for immortality, but why would a monkey do if not coerced? Maybe he found some old tome where he learned that if could trained a monkey to cut off his head at some mystically ordained time, he would gain ever-lasting life? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2014 15:01:10 GMT -5
Many Bothan spies died to bring us these secret plans of DE Sinclair's mad plot to reduce the banana population....  |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Jul 18, 2014 15:41:22 GMT -5
Many Bothan spies died to bring us these secret plans of DE Sinclair's mad plot to reduce the banana population.... I'm honestly not sure what to make of that. What appears to be a robot "Trojan Horse" banana attacking what I can only guess is the Banana Messiah, complete with a glowing halo and crown of thorns? What the....? Seeing something like that makes me wish I was already home so I could start drinking. Might not help, but it couldn't hurt. |
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Post by Action Ace on Jul 18, 2014 15:46:48 GMT -5
Can't we just get Grodd to eat all the bananas?
Now Grodd's not eating people and there are no more bananas for the rest of time.
WIN-WIN
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