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Post by Icctrombone on Mar 16, 2016 12:00:17 GMT -5
Oh, you utter git! Yes, someone could... And I might vote for that person 3:) I think I like the 2009 cover better.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2016 12:43:01 GMT -5
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Post by The Captain on Mar 16, 2016 12:52:07 GMT -5
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Post by Hoosier X on Mar 16, 2016 13:03:20 GMT -5
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Post by hondobrode on Mar 16, 2016 13:14:01 GMT -5
Pretty sure this was later collected as American Jesus
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Post by DubipR on Mar 16, 2016 13:29:40 GMT -5
The priest marrying Lois looks a bit like Anton LaVey (Church of Satan)
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Post by Phil Maurice on Mar 16, 2016 13:35:38 GMT -5
Everybody Conga!
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Post by Bronze Age Brian on Mar 16, 2016 13:45:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2016 13:57:37 GMT -5
Gods from outer-space.... -M
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Post by Hoosier X on Mar 16, 2016 14:11:24 GMT -5
Everybody Conga! Those Baal worshippers are always knocking on my door and asking me how mankind is supposed to solve problems of war, pollution, promiscuity and drunkenness (and people who say "Happy Holidays") without appealing to Baal and making offerings of souls, blood and flesh to show how sincere we are. I politely pretend that I think they are offering to mow my lawn and send them away. Their pamphlets are interesting. "Why sacrifice is good for babies" and "Why temple prostitutes are still virgins" are my favorites.
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Post by hondobrode on Mar 16, 2016 15:09:00 GMT -5
Do you have the fin purple helmets like these guys ? and how do you think they scored this babe ?
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Post by DE Sinclair on Mar 16, 2016 15:11:13 GMT -5
Do your have the fin purple helmets like these guys ? and how do you think they scored this babe ? They put an ad on Craigslist. "Temple prostitutes wanted! Come and have a Baal!"
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Post by foxley on Mar 16, 2016 15:13:13 GMT -5
Going with the first cover I thought of ('cause it's awesome): One of the better Elseworlds stories (although not particularly well-known).
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Post by Phil Maurice on Mar 16, 2016 15:23:59 GMT -5
They put an ad on Craigslist. "Temple prostitutes wanted! Come and have a Baal!" "Wanna be a Baaler, shot caaler, Twenty inch blades -- on the Impaala. . ."
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Post by Paradox on Mar 16, 2016 15:25:19 GMT -5
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