I just found an amazing Star Trek fan comic about the greatest transporter chief of all time:
Chief O'brien at work should be made into an animated feature stat!
You could do a whole series on McCoy and Nurse Chapel dealing with Captain Kirk's various "shore leave" afflictions.
I can see it now:
"Hello, Captain Kirk"
"Oh, Nurse Chapel....um...hm....ahem...is Dr McCoy about?"
"No sir, he's down in Engineering, consulting with Mr Scott about some incoming medical equipment."
"I see...well, maybe I will come back when he returns."
"Is there something I can help with, sir?"
"Oh, well....no...ungh (ouch!)......it can wait....."
"Are you alright Captain? You seem to be in some discomfort?"
"NooOOWWWWWWiiiiiiiiI'm fine.....j-j-JUST a minor problem."
(Kirk squeezes his legs together and starts to reach for his groin, but stops himself, then sways a little)
"Are you sure, sir?" Chapel asks, with slight smile
"No-no-NO.....AyiiiiI'm fine!"
"You've got the clap, again; don't you sir?" Her smile is wider.
"Wha-AAT-ever makes you say that N-n-nurse CHAPEL?"
"Come with me, sir." She gives him a little chuckle and leads him back to the examination room and pulls out a large hypo.
"Drop your pants, sir."
"Is that r-r-REALLY nn-necessary, Nurse?"
"It's more effective in the glutteal area, Captain"
Kirk sighs and unclasps his trousers and drops them to his ankles and then bends over the table. He does not see Nurse Chapel smile grow from ear to ear, as she jabs him in the tush, with the hypo.
"All done, sir."
"Thank you, Nurse Chapel," Kirk says, as relief starts to come over his body. He starts to retrieve his trousers.
"Of course, you can just administer it in the arm, but it takes 10 more seconds to take effect on the body...." and she laughs out loud.
Kirk, stumbles as he tries to pull up his pants and awkwardly fastens them, just as McCoy enters Sick Bay, puzzled.
"Did you need something, Jim?"
"No, Bones, thank you, Nurse Chapel took care of it!" Kirk rattles off as he quickly brushes past and out the door, adjusting his trousers.
Bones turns towards Chapel, still confused and raises an eyebrow.
"Shore leave," she replies, grinning.
"Oh, gave it to him in the ass, did you?"
"It is quicker, Doctor."
Bones chuckles. "Carry on Nurse Chapel, I need to go see the Captain, about a sensitive matter."
"Yes, Doctor."