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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2015 15:31:29 GMT -5
You're wish is granted, however, if you should touch them they burst into flames. I wish I was a billionaire. Your wish is granted, however your 20 billion is in Zimbabwean dollars, worth approximately nil.  I wish it were Friday. Your wish is granted, but it's the last day of the world. Better hurry up and complete that wish/to-do list! You've got less than 12 hours (US cst) Anyway, I wish I never had to eat again. |
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Post by Cei-U! on Jan 14, 2015 15:40:43 GMT -5
Your wish is granted but, well, you're dead. Bummer!
I wish Sandra Bullock wanted to date me.
Cei-U!
I summon the longstanding megacrush!
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Post by hondobrode on Jan 14, 2015 15:43:59 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, however, she just likes you as a friend.
I wish I were the editor-in-chief of DC Comics.
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Post by DubipR on Jan 14, 2015 15:46:32 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, however, she just likes you as a friend. I wish I were the editor-in-chief of DC Comics. Wish Granted, but the only books you put at as the new EIC from DC full of rape, bloodshed and violence; basically being the new Didio in the people's eyes.
I wish I was having a steak for dinner.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2015 15:52:43 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, however, she just likes you as a friend. I wish I were the editor-in-chief of DC Comics. Wish Granted, but the only books you put at as the new EIC from DC full of rape, bloodshed and violence; basically being the new Didio in the people's eyes.
I wish I was having a steak for dinner.
You are, but something else in the meal will give you food poisoning and you will spend most of the next 2 days worshiping the porcelain altar. I wish I had a hover craft to avoid driving in ice and snow. -M |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Jan 14, 2015 16:26:22 GMT -5
Wish Granted, but the only books you put at as the new EIC from DC full of rape, bloodshed and violence; basically being the new Didio in the people's eyes.
I wish I was having a steak for dinner.
You are, but something else in the meal will give you food poisoning and you will spend most of the next 2 days worshiping the porcelain altar. I wish I had a hover craft to avoid driving in ice and snow. -M Your wish is granted, however it was designed and built by Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor from the "Home Improvement" show and blasts you 50,000 feet into the air where, ironically, you freeze to death. I wish I could travel in space. |
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Post by The Captain on Jan 14, 2015 16:29:17 GMT -5
You are, but something else in the meal will give you food poisoning and you will spend most of the next 2 days worshiping the porcelain altar. I wish I had a hover craft to avoid driving in ice and snow. -M Your wish is granted, however it owas designed and built by Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor from the "Home Improvement" show and blasts you 50,000 feet into the air where, ironically, you freeze to death. I wish I could travel in space. Your wish is granted, but your spacecraft is locked in a trajectory toward a black hole. I wish I could get rid of my stubborn love handles. |
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Post by Cei-U! on Jan 14, 2015 18:51:30 GMT -5
Your wish is granted. Just let me warm up the chainsaw.
I wish I could spend a few days touring the Louvre.
Cei-U!
This is fun... and kinda dumb!
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Post by Slam_Bradley on Jan 14, 2015 18:54:28 GMT -5
Your wish is granted. Just let me warm up the chainsaw. I wish I could spend a few days touring the Louvre. Cei-U! This is fun... and kinda dumb! Granted...but it's inside an Egyptian sarcophagus. I wish they'd continued Parobek's JSA. |
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Post by Phil Maurice on Jan 14, 2015 19:17:24 GMT -5
Granted...but it's inside an Egyptian sarcophagus. I wish they'd continued Parobek's JSA. Done. But The Spectre appoints Dr. Wertham and Judge Murphy as co-plotters/editors. I wish Yellow Claw had continued uninterrupted into the Marvel Age. |
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Post by hondobrode on Jan 14, 2015 21:50:33 GMT -5
You're wish is granted, but he only appears as a Mighty Marvel mascot for in-house subscriptions.
I wish DC bought Marvel.
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Post by Phil Maurice on Jan 14, 2015 22:32:35 GMT -5
You're wish is granted, but he only appears as a Mighty Marvel mascot for in-house subscriptions. I wish DC bought Marvel. Poof! But it was Marvel Mystery Oil 
and DC is now the leading manufacturer of personal lubricants.
I wish for a Defenders movie.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2015 23:09:05 GMT -5
You're wish is granted, but he only appears as a Mighty Marvel mascot for in-house subscriptions. I wish DC bought Marvel. Poof! But it was Marvel Mystery Oil
and DC is now the leading manufacturer of personal lubricants.
I wish for a Defenders movie.
They make it but use the 90s Secret Defenders as the basis, so you're line up is Wolverine, Dr. Druid, Darkhawk, Rage, Julia Carpenter's Spider-Woman and US Agent, and Joel Shumacher directs it. I wish Robert Rodriguez' planned Jon Carter project hadn't been gutted by his squabble with the director's guild.... -M |
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Post by dupersuper on Jan 14, 2015 23:46:44 GMT -5
Poof! But it was Marvel Mystery Oil
and DC is now the leading manufacturer of personal lubricants.
I wish for a Defenders movie.
They make it but use the 90s Secret Defenders as the basis, so you're line up is Wolverine, Dr. Druid, Darkhawk, Rage, Julia Carpenter's Spider-Woman and US Agent, and Joel Shumacher directs it. I wish Robert Rodriguez' planned Jon Carter project hadn't been gutted by his squabble with the director's guild.... -M Granted, but he casts Jack Black as Jon Carter. I wish my job didn't suck. |
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Post by hondobrode on Jan 15, 2015 11:24:16 GMT -5
It now longer sucks !
However tomorrow is your last day.
I wish I had a '65 Mustang convertible.
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