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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2015 7:32:09 GMT -5
She is, and as she ties you up, Superman the jealous boyfriend shows up to beat the tar out of you, but forgets you are not super and well, splat!
I wish I had some motivation to catch up on all the projects that need attention around the house today....
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Post by thwhtguardian on Jan 18, 2015 11:09:26 GMT -5
I wish I could tour the Fortress of Solitude Your wish is granted, you are in the fortress, but you accidentally get zapped into the Phantom Zone, where you end up as Ursa's personal slave! I wish that Wonder Woman was in love with me. I think I may be okay with that... |
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Post by hondobrode on Jan 18, 2015 20:32:28 GMT -5
I wish I could tour the Fortress of Solitude Your wish is granted, you are in the fortress, but you accidentally get zapped into the Phantom Zone, where you end up as Ursa's personal slave! I wish that Wonder Woman was in love with me. She's more than just in love with you, she's crazy in love with you. In fact, in the heat of lovemaking things get a little of control and, well, thank God she's got access to that freaky purple healing ray. |
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Post by robsuperfriend63 on Jan 19, 2015 14:18:18 GMT -5
I wish I had some motivation to catch up on all the projects that need attention around the house today.... -M  Granny will not leave your home until YOU finish ALL your projects!
I wish I was a Green Lantern. |
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Post by thwhtguardian on Jan 19, 2015 14:27:42 GMT -5
I wish I had some motivation to catch up on all the projects that need attention around the house today.... -M
I wish I was a Green Lantern.In brightest day in darkest night...  The hazards of the weakness to yellow... I wish I were an archaeologist |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2015 0:01:21 GMT -5
Wish granted Dr. thwtguardian, you've spent the last 3 weeks scrubbing pottery sherds of the equivalent of ancient chamber pots with the equivalent of a toothbrush looking for organic material to carbon date, welcome to the glorious world of archaeology.
I wish I had a bullwhip and knew how to use it...
-M
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Post by shaxper on Jan 20, 2015 0:03:57 GMT -5
I wish I had a bullwhip and knew how to use it... Congratulations! You're this guy:  I wish mrp had the time to bring back his Micronauts and Sword and Sorcery threads. |
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Post by Wild Card on Jan 20, 2015 20:22:38 GMT -5
I wish I had a bullwhip and knew how to use it... Congratulations! You're this guy: I wish mrp had the time to bring back his Micronauts and Sword and Sorcery threads. Wish granted! But that's now all he has time for.  We will miss him on all the other threads. I wish I could get back the inspiration to write my stories more. |
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Post by The Captain on Jan 20, 2015 21:08:56 GMT -5
Congrats! You have inspiration again! That's because your characters have come to life! Even the scary ones that you really wish would stay imaginative.  I wish school didn't start up again Thursday. Wish granted. School doesn't start up again on Thursday...for you, because you've been kicked out. I wish all of the good tasting foods I like, such as chicken wings and BBQ, were healthy and good for me to eat. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2015 22:34:23 GMT -5
Congrats! You have inspiration again! That's because your characters have come to life! Even the scary ones that you really wish would stay imaginative. I wish school didn't start up again Thursday. Wish granted. School doesn't start up again on Thursday...for you, because you've been kicked out. I wish all of the good tasting foods I like, such as chicken wings and BBQ, were healthy and good for me to eat. They are, but you have to have your jaw wired shut for a year and can only eat things through a straw and they don't taste good pureed. I wish I had a time turner (from Harry Potter) so I could get more done... -M |
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Post by thwhtguardian on Jan 20, 2015 22:44:19 GMT -5
Wish granted. School doesn't start up again on Thursday...for you, because you've been kicked out. I wish all of the good tasting foods I like, such as chicken wings and BBQ, were healthy and good for me to eat. They are, but you have to have your jaw wired shut for a year and can only eat things through a straw and they don't taste good pureed. I wish I had a time turner (from Harry Potter) so I could get more done... -M And so you do, and it worked great...but then went on the fritz causing you to skip forward in time at a rapid pace to the point where you end up completing less work. I wish I were a lion... |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2015 22:49:30 GMT -5
They are, but you have to have your jaw wired shut for a year and can only eat things through a straw and they don't taste good pureed. I wish I had a time turner (from Harry Potter) so I could get more done... -M And so you do, and it worked great...but then went on the fritz causing you to skip forward in time at a rapid pace to the point where you end up completing less work. I wish I were a lion... And so you are....  and the pigeon's love you.... I wish I could go to east and find and train with the Ancient One.... -M |
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Post by thwhtguardian on Jan 20, 2015 22:50:23 GMT -5
And so you do, and it worked great...but then went on the fritz causing you to skip forward in time at a rapid pace to the point where you end up completing less work. I wish I were a lion... And so you are.... and the pigeon's love you.... I wish I could go to east and find and train with the Ancient One.... -M I almost specified stone lion so I win! |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Jan 21, 2015 10:45:13 GMT -5
And so you do, and it worked great...but then went on the fritz causing you to skip forward in time at a rapid pace to the point where you end up completing less work. I wish I were a lion... And so you are.... and the pigeon's love you.... I wish I could go to east and find and train with the Ancient One.... -M Wish granted. But the Ancient One got tired of all that magic stuff and abandoned it to focus on his true passion: bowling. I wish Wisconsin would not have anymore below zero temperatures for the rest of this winter. |
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Post by adamwarlock2099 on Jan 21, 2015 12:14:48 GMT -5
And so you are.... and the pigeon's love you.... I wish I could go to east and find and train with the Ancient One.... -M Wish granted. But the Ancient One got tired of all that magic stuff and abandoned it to focus on his true passion: bowling. I wish Wisconsin would not have anymore below zero temperatures for the rest of this winter. Granted, but since you are in the Twilight Zone, you awaken to find that instead of freezing, it is blistering hot and you had feel asleep in a walk in freezer trying to cool yourself. I wish I could afford a chauffeur so I would never have to drive a vehicle again. |
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We will miss him on all the other threads. 
