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Post by The Captain on Jan 21, 2015 12:45:22 GMT -5
Wish granted. But the Ancient One got tired of all that magic stuff and abandoned it to focus on his true passion: bowling. I wish Wisconsin would not have anymore below zero temperatures for the rest of this winter. Granted, but since you are in the Twilight Zone, you awaken to find that instead of freezing, it is blistering hot and you had feel asleep in a walk in freezer trying to cool yourself. I wish I could afford a chauffeur so I would never have to drive a vehicle again. Wish granted, and here is your ride now:  You'll have to leave hours before you actually need to be places in order to make it in time, but hey, you don't have to drive any more. I wish snow would just fall on non-paved areas (lawns, trees, etc.), because while it's beautiful to look at, I hate having to shovel my driveway or drive on slippery streets. |
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Post by robsuperfriend63 on Jan 22, 2015 23:03:42 GMT -5
Granted, but since you are in the Twilight Zone, you awaken to find that instead of freezing, it is blistering hot and you had feel asleep in a walk in freezer trying to cool yourself. I wish I could afford a chauffeur so I would never have to drive a vehicle again. Wish granted, and here is your ride now: You'll have to leave hours before you actually need to be places in order to make it in time, but hey, you don't have to drive any more. I wish snow would just fall on non-paved areas (lawns, trees, etc.), because while it's beautiful to look at, I hate having to shovel my driveway or drive on slippery streets. Your wish is granted.........  However, paved areas no longer exist so it still snows everywhere. I wish it didn't rain on the days when I have to leave the house. |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Jan 23, 2015 11:33:57 GMT -5
Wish granted, and here is your ride now: You'll have to leave hours before you actually need to be places in order to make it in time, but hey, you don't have to drive any more. I wish snow would just fall on non-paved areas (lawns, trees, etc.), because while it's beautiful to look at, I hate having to shovel my driveway or drive on slippery streets. Your wish is granted......... However, paved areas no longer exist so it still snows everywhere. I wish it didn't rain on the days when I have to leave the house. Congratulations, your wish has come true. It still rains, but you no longer have to leave your home because you've been permanently sealed inside and get your meals (and comics) delivered to you through the mail slot in your door. I wish the Green Bay Packers hadn't fallen apart in the last half of their championship game, won the game, and were playing in the Super Bowl. |
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Jan 23, 2015 15:05:11 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, and the Super Bowl is played in Gotham City.
I wish I could play the violin.
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Post by coke & comics on Jan 24, 2015 15:58:28 GMT -5
Your wish is granted but now Dan Didio edits them. ALL of them. I wish I was injected with Abraham Erskine's Super Soldier Serum. Cei-U! I summon the bod to die for! Your wish is granted. However, since it had to be done before he died in 1941, you were born in 1923 and are now 92 years old (no nap in an iceberg for you). I wish I could fly... Are you sure you didn't just make Kurt younger? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2015 16:03:09 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, and the Super Bowl is played in Gotham City. I wish I could play the violin. Wish granted, you learn to play just in time to play while everything around you is engulfed in a raging inferno and you go down in history as the Canadian Nero.... I wish I had a Star Trek like transporter to get form place to place. -M |
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Jan 24, 2015 16:06:24 GMT -5
I wish I could play the violin. Wish granted, you learn to play just in time to play while everything around you is engulfed in a raging inferno and you go down in history as the Canadian Nero.... I wish I had a Star Trek like transporter to get form place to place. -M Your wish is granted but you are teleported in the front row of a Justin Bieber concert. I wish Pluto were a planet again. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2015 16:20:10 GMT -5
Wish granted, you learn to play just in time to play while everything around you is engulfed in a raging inferno and you go down in history as the Canadian Nero.... I wish I had a Star Trek like transporter to get form place to place. -M Your wish is granted but you are teleported in the front row of a Justin Bieber concert. I wish Pluto were a planet again. It is, but it is on an incursion trajectory with earth causing our continuity to be rebooted, but you have been edited out of the new continuity and do not exist in the resulting new Earth. I wish I had a phaser rifle to use on the Bieb when I transported into the front row of his concert.... -M |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Jan 28, 2015 14:38:07 GMT -5
Your wish is granted but you are teleported in the front row of a Justin Bieber concert. I wish Pluto were a planet again. It is, but it is on an incursion trajectory with earth causing our continuity to be rebooted, but you have been edited out of the new continuity and do not exist in the resulting new Earth. I wish I had a phaser rifle to use on the Bieb when I transported into the front row of his concert.... -M Your wish is granted, but the crewman in the red shirt forgot to charge it before giving it to you. Not only can you not shoot him, but you are forced to sit through the rest of the concert. By the time it ends, you've given up all hope and have bludgeoned yourself into unconsciousness with the rifle. I wish my New 52 Action Comics #1 would turn into a mint condition original Action Comics #1. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2015 15:08:52 GMT -5
It is, but it is on an incursion trajectory with earth causing our continuity to be rebooted, but you have been edited out of the new continuity and do not exist in the resulting new Earth. I wish I had a phaser rifle to use on the Bieb when I transported into the front row of his concert.... -M Your wish is granted, but the crewman in the red shirt forgot to charge it before giving it to you. Not only can you not shoot him, but you are forced to sit through the rest of the concert. By the time it ends, you've given up all hope and have bludgeoned yourself into unconsciousness with the rifle. I wish my New 52 Action Comics #1 would turn into a mint condition original Action Comics #1. It does, but in doing so it turns back the clock to 1938 and you no longer exist, someone buys it for a dime off the newsstands and makes a fortune on it in an alternate reality where you are now never born because the extra copy of Action 1 started a butterfly effect where your parents never met. I wish I had a job that paid me millions of dollars to deal with idiotic media at a media day. -M |
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Jan 28, 2015 15:11:57 GMT -5
It is, but it is on an incursion trajectory with earth causing our continuity to be rebooted, but you have been edited out of the new continuity and do not exist in the resulting new Earth. I wish I had a phaser rifle to use on the Bieb when I transported into the front row of his concert.... -M Your wish is granted, but the crewman in the red shirt forgot to charge it before giving it to you. Not only can you not shoot him, but you are forced to sit through the rest of the concert. By the time it ends, you've given up all hope and have bludgeoned yourself into unconsciousness with the rifle. I wish my New 52 Action Comics #1 would turn into a mint condition original Action Comics #1. Your wish is granted, but only because a Superboy Punch has caused reality to change and the Nu52 Action comics #1 was the one published way back then, and is the only one to have ever existed. I wish the George W. Bush years could be retconned away. EDIT: I see I came in too late and mrp beat me to the punch. Never mind, then. |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Jan 28, 2015 15:12:27 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, but the crewman in the red shirt forgot to charge it before giving it to you. Not only can you not shoot him, but you are forced to sit through the rest of the concert. By the time it ends, you've given up all hope and have bludgeoned yourself into unconsciousness with the rifle. I wish my New 52 Action Comics #1 would turn into a mint condition original Action Comics #1. It does, but in doing so it turns back the clock to 1938 and you no longer exist, someone buys it for a dime off the newsstands and makes a fortune on it in an alternate reality where you are now never born because the extra copy of Action 1 started a butterfly effect where your parents never met. I wish I had a job that paid me millions of dollars to deal with idiotic media at a media day. -M I would post a reply to that but it appears that I've retroactively ceased to exist... *poof* |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2015 15:14:12 GMT -5
It does, but in doing so it turns back the clock to 1938 and you no longer exist, someone buys it for a dime off the newsstands and makes a fortune on it in an alternate reality where you are now never born because the extra copy of Action 1 started a butterfly effect where your parents never met. I wish I had a job that paid me millions of dollars to deal with idiotic media at a media day. -M I would post a reply to that but it appears that I've retroactively ceased to exist... *poof*Well at least the transformation of your Action Comic didn't require you to consume copious amounts of bananas.... -M |
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