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Post by adamwarlock2099 on Jan 16, 2015 9:58:17 GMT -5
Wish granted, because your house has been raided by a marauding gang of bibliophiles who take everything off your bookshelves because they don't feel you're worthy of owning those items. I wish everyone around the world, regardless of race, creed, color, sexual orientation, etc., could just get along. Granted. But just like the idea the US government is a democracy for the people by the people is an illusion to placate them so is this. I wish I had some Triscuits and Easy Cheese. |
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Post by DE Sinclair on Jan 16, 2015 10:28:16 GMT -5
Wish granted, because your house has been raided by a marauding gang of bibliophiles who take everything off your bookshelves because they don't feel you're worthy of owning those items. I wish everyone around the world, regardless of race, creed, color, sexual orientation, etc., could just get along. Granted. But just like the idea the US government is a democracy for the people by the people is an illusion to placate them so is this. I wish I had some Triscuits and Easy Cheese. Granted. Unfortunately, like world peace and US democracy, they are merely illusions cast in your mind by Princess Projectra (non-snake version), and when you eat them you're actually eating nothing but air and get a terrible case of gas. I wish we had the flying cars and jetpacks like we were promised we'd have by now. |
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Post by thwhtguardian on Jan 16, 2015 11:17:07 GMT -5
Granted. But just like the idea the US government is a democracy for the people by the people is an illusion to placate them so is this. I wish I had some Triscuits and Easy Cheese. Granted. Unfortunately, like world peace and US democracy, they are merely illusions cast in your mind by Princess Projectra (non-snake version), and when you eat them you're actually eating nothing but air and get a terrible case of gas. I wish we had the flying cars and jetpacks like we were promised we'd have by now. Wish granted: I wish Batman was real... |
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Jan 16, 2015 13:35:50 GMT -5
There is one now, but it's owned by serial franchisee Abercombie Jones, also know as "Salmonella Jones" by sanitary authorities. I wish they would explain why Madam Hydra used to hide one side of her face. They do, but the explanation involves Yellow Fear Monsters, timetravel and the illegitimate offspring of Howard the Duck and Aunt May. I wish I had more space on my bookshelves. You do now, after a moving company mistakenly got into your house and shipped all your books to New Guinea. I wish there was some action at work this afternoon. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2015 15:18:35 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, like world peace and US democracy, they are merely illusions cast in your mind by Princess Projectra (non-snake version), and when you eat them you're actually eating nothing but air and get a terrible case of gas. I wish we had the flying cars and jetpacks like we were promised we'd have by now. Wish granted: I wish Batman was real... They do, but the explanation involves Yellow Fear Monsters, timetravel and the illegitimate offspring of Howard the Duck and Aunt May. I wish I had more space on my bookshelves. You do now, after a moving company mistakenly got into your house and shipped all your books to New Guinea. I wish there was some action at work this afternoon. Both wishes granted as Batman comes crashing into RR's place of work to stop the Joker's nefarious plot and the Joker venom in the water, unfortunately RR drank the water before Bats got there and thwtguardian was mistaken for one of Joker's henchmen and were both collateral damage in the affair... I wish I could get rid of this cold and congestion that has been lingering for going on 8 days now.... -M |
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Jan 16, 2015 15:37:00 GMT -5
I wish I could get rid of this cold and congestion that has been lingering for going on 8 days now.... -M Your cold and congestion vanish when an alien doctor attaches a mucous purple slug to the top of your head, keeping any and all viruses away. The bond is however permanent and could lead to paralysis if tempered with. I wish the 1995 baseball season strike had not prevented the Jays from having a good shot at winning the world series. |
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Post by robsuperfriend63 on Jan 16, 2015 21:43:19 GMT -5
I wish the 1995 baseball season strike had not prevented the Jays from having a good shot at winning the world series. Your wish is granted there is no baseball strike in 1995. BUT.....  A spaceship full of aliens came to Earth and kidnapped the Jays. I wish I could be a superhero. |
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Post by thwhtguardian on Jan 16, 2015 22:42:13 GMT -5
I wish the 1995 baseball season strike had not prevented the Jays from having a good shot at winning the world series. Your wish is granted there is no baseball strike in 1995. BUT..... A spaceship full of aliens came to Earth and kidnapped the Jays. I wish I could be a superhero. Congratulations, you become...  Yup. Best. Hero. Ever. I wish Jed Bartlet was the President of the United States... |
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Post by pinkfloydsound17 on Jan 17, 2015 0:07:38 GMT -5
Granted! But he joins the band, Presidents of the United States of America...best known for hit songs like Peaches and Dune Buggy. He fires the members so that he alone is PUSA. Sadly to say, they sink into even more obscurity when he joins.  I wish the AC worked on my 1991 Saab 9000 |
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Post by shaxper on Jan 17, 2015 12:34:45 GMT -5
I wish the AC worked on my 1991 Saab 9000 Wish granted! You find a quirky neighborhood scientist who completely replaces the electrical wiring and cooling system in your Saab, causing the AC to work, but also inadvertently sending you back in time whenever you exceed 88 miles per hour. Now you're stuck in the past, your mother has a crush on you, and in your family photographs, your siblings have no heads. I wish that, in life, I could choose which days would be the difficult days. |
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Post by Roquefort Raider on Jan 17, 2015 15:51:37 GMT -5
I wish the AC worked on my 1991 Saab 9000 Wish granted! You find a quirky neighborhood scientist who completely replaces the electrical wiring and cooling system in your Saab, causing the AC to work, but also inadvertently sending you back in time whenever you exceed 88 miles per hour. Now you're stuck in the past, your mother has a crush on you, and in your family photographs, your siblings have no heads. I wish that, in life, I could choose which days would be the difficult days. The genie of the lamp grants your wish, provided the day you chose always be "today". I wish Steve Rogers apologized to Scott Summers. |
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Post by hondobrode on Jan 17, 2015 19:04:28 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, however, there's nothing there now but ash.
I wish I had a pet chimpanzee.
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Post by thwhtguardian on Jan 17, 2015 21:42:48 GMT -5
Your wish is granted, however, there's nothing there now but ash. I wish I had a pet chimpanzee. Your wish is granted...  But it ends only in sadness... I wish I were a best-selling writer... |
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Post by hondobrode on Jan 17, 2015 23:29:06 GMT -5
You are, but unfortunately you're uncredited and your writings tend to be a phrase or sentence limited to being read during the consuming of a fortune cookie
I wish I could tour the Fortress of Solitude
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Post by robsuperfriend63 on Jan 18, 2015 0:32:22 GMT -5
I wish I could tour the Fortress of Solitude Your wish is granted, you are in the fortress, but you accidentally get zapped into the Phantom Zone, where you end up as Ursa's personal slave!  I wish that Wonder Woman was in love with me. |
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