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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2014 19:58:10 GMT -5
Spidey had an awkward adolescence:  I think I still have to get this one...what's it called again?? |
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Post by Ish Kabbible on Jul 3, 2014 20:07:05 GMT -5
Spidey not having a good day vs The Sandman  |
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Post by shaxper on Jul 3, 2014 20:14:22 GMT -5
Spidey had an awkward adolescence: I think I still have to get this one...what's it called again??  |
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Post by Hoosier X on Jul 3, 2014 20:15:55 GMT -5
Sandman is a very bad person.
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Post by dupersuper on Jul 3, 2014 21:27:59 GMT -5
In trying to talk about character's most embarrassing moments, I've trying to find some scans from a story called "Batman, Babysitter" (or something like that). Bruce Wayne gets stuck babysitting his cousin's kid (this back in the Silver Age when Bruce Wayne seemed to have all kinds of relatives), and ends up having to take the kid with him as Batman. It features all kinds of silliness, such as Batman and Robin attempting to milk a cow in the middle of a field (exactly why the couldn' send Alfred to the store to buy milk is not clear). If anyone can find evidence of this tale, so I know that didn't imagine it, it would be greatly appreciated. It sounds like the story in last weeks Adventures of Superman (featuring 2 guest stars...). Also, why did none of these relatives take in orphaned young Bruce? |
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Post by Pharozonk on Jul 3, 2014 22:16:15 GMT -5
Did anyone ever do a story about how much permanent/cumulative damage Hal's head must have after all the times he'd been cracked in the skull and woke up in the future or in an alien zoo? You mean that's not what this was about...?  -M Emerald Twilight... *shudders* |
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Post by travishedgecoke on Jul 3, 2014 23:40:29 GMT -5
Did anyone ever do a story about how much permanent/cumulative damage Hal's head must have after all the times he'd been cracked in the skull and woke up in the future or in an alien zoo? You mean that's not what this was about...? -M Should've been. Heck, it's more plausible than Yellow Fear Demon (even if I like typing out "Yellow Fear Demon"). |
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Post by Nowhere Man on Jul 4, 2014 0:04:18 GMT -5
I found it!  |
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Post by Ish Kabbible on Jul 4, 2014 0:12:10 GMT -5
The same issue had "The Caveman Batman".Good Times  |
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Post by Cei-U! on Jul 4, 2014 0:20:05 GMT -5
Why did none of these relatives take in orphaned young Bruce? One did. In the Silver and Bronze Ages, Bruce was raised by his father's brother Philip after the Waynes' murder. Cei-U! I summon the faux father figure! |
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Post by Hoosier X on Jul 4, 2014 0:27:09 GMT -5
Thanks, Trebor the Unconquered! We needed that somewhere on this forum!
And I read the synopsis for the Caveman Batman. Batman and Robin go back in time because somebody finds a cave painting that shows caveman and dinosaurs together!!!!
But it's no reason for the creationists to get excited. The dinosaur had been encased in ice for millions of years and the prehistoric crimefighter Tigerman had melted it out of its ice for one case.
Even Batman knows that evolution is true!!!
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Post by the4thpip on Jul 4, 2014 0:45:18 GMT -5
Hal Jordan vs the bar of soap  Did anyone ever do a story about how much permanent/cumulative damage Hal's head must have after all the times he'd been cracked in the skull and woke up in the future or in an alien zoo? That at least explains the Geoff Johns years. |
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Post by foxley on Jul 4, 2014 4:24:42 GMT -5
Why did none of these relatives take in orphaned young Bruce? One did. In the Silver and Bronze Ages, Bruce was raised by his father's brother Philip after the Waynes' murder. Cei-U! I summon the faux father figure! And Philip was a businessman who travelled a lot, so young Bruce was mostly raised by Philip's housekeeper Mrs Chilton. And, unknown to Bruce (although Alfred would later learn the truth), Mrs Chilton was the mother of Joe Chill! |
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Post by foxley on Jul 4, 2014 4:27:08 GMT -5
I found it! Thanks Trebor! I can now rest easy knowing that this was not something my fevered imagination conjured up. The goddamn Batman milking a cow! How come we didn't see that in the Bark Knight trilogy? |
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Post by Nowhere Man on Jul 4, 2014 7:39:06 GMT -5
No problem. It's amazing how easy it is the find the most obscure comic moment with Google nowadays.
I'd shave year off of my life just to see what this same scene would look like drawn by Jim Lee.
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